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**sing your life**

* summons upon warp strength to decapitate Noobbomb and steal all his paperclips*

**Verviedi**

*Shoots the corpse repeatedly and pokes with taser goad*

**sing your life**

*pisses on Noobbombs corpse*

**JamesGang**

Puts flag of France on the corpse.

MINE!

**KaptinBadrukk**

*buries corpse*

**sing your life**

Well that's the end of him then....

....good.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Thenoobbomb's dead?

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Buttery Commissar**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*buries corpse*

[Fills in the relevant paperwork]

I love how coordinated everyone becomes in murder.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*buries corpse*
[Fills in the relevant paperwork]

I love how coordinated everyone becomes in murder.

Oh, really?

Gotta go. Be back later.

**thenoobbomb**

sing your life wrote:
*pisses on Noobbombs corpse*

Your filthy Elven habits bring shame upon you.

Umaril and his kin cut me into pieces, displaced me, disgraced me - and here I am.

I am Pelinal Whitestrake, the Divine Crusader, and I am the death of you and your race come.

*tears sing your life's guts out*

**Buttery Commissar**

Oi! Stay dead! I'm not doing those fething forms again.

**Verviedi**

*Static*

*Extends Mechandendrite and blenders thenoobbomb, then irradiates the giblets with gamma pistol*

**zombiekila707**

What the belgium are you guys doing.

*picks up the remains of thenoobbomb*

Just because he hated elves doesn't mean he should die! And be pissed on and be claimed by France.

*Drops the remains and makes some pan galactic gargle blaster*

Lets drink to the problems of lesser races!

**JamesGang**

Can I put my flags in the drinks?

**JamesGang**

And......

**Verviedi**

I have no need to drink. Are there any outlets nearby?

**JamesGang**

No sorry.

**thenoobbomb**

Verviedi wrote:
*Static*

*Extends Mechandendrite and blenders thenoobbomb, then irradiates the giblets with gamma pistol*

Demon-worshiping Elf lover! You think a mere disintigration can stop Pelinal Whitestrake?

**sing your life**

No, but this can.

*incinerates Noobbomb with her dragon's breath flamer*

*Pisses on the corpse for good measure*

**thenoobbomb**

FIRE MAKES ME STRONGER!

Your bodily fluids smell of Elf, and one without manners. *crushes sing your life's head, and proceeds to tear the body apart*

**Verviedi**

*Static*

I do not understand how some ash floating on the wind can kill sing your life. Oh well.

*Hammers servitor implant into thenoobbomb's still intact skull*

**sing your life**

Oh no I'm dying...... tell Taldeer that.... I will always love her.....

Wait, what's this? It's plot armour!

*slash*

**thenoobbomb**

Verviedi wrote:
*Static*

I do not understand how some ash floating on the wind can kill sing your life. Oh well.

*Hammers servitor implant into thenoobbomb's still intact skull*

I do not understand how someone would aid a demon-worshiping Elf, nor do I understand how you can possibly think flimsy technology has any effect on PELINAL WHITE STRAKE!

**sing your life**

More like Pelinal Doucheface to me.

**Verviedi**

Technology effects all, heretic scum! I can see the impure fire that was once the Machine-God's crawling through your augmetics....

You are warp-touched by the daemons you call divine, the unholy daemon engines inside you are proof of it!

You leave me no other option....

++Initiating wireless uplink++
++Uplink established++

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++Disconnected++

*Thenoobbomb's augmetics all fail instantly. They are unrepairable*

**JamesGang**

:::Stands on sideline waving flags:::

**thenoobbomb**

I don't have augmentations, just like how that Elf doesn't have any decency - pissing on corpses is absolutely disgusting.

**sing your life**

No, I was just showing how even Eldar urine is has more decency and redeeming qualities than you.

**thenoobbomb**

sing your life wrote:
No, I was just showing how even Eldar urine is has more decency and redeeming qualities than you.

I freed the human race from Elven slavery - what about you?

You can piss on what you think to be corpses? Truly, the Elven race has sunk low.

**Verviedi**

The human race has never been enslaved by Elves. I have access to all of human history, and can assure you that humanity had not made contact with sentients other than themselves before 10,000 AD. The records of my order extend far further back then that.