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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I will not deny that. I have but 45 Titans under my command, compared to every Titan on Cadia.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
STOP THIS BINARY NUMBER SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heresy! You dare insult the holy language of the Omnissiah?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

But all of hose Titans respect me more than you, and if I deem the situation to require more Titans, they are provided. Can you say the same?

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You can never trust a Martian Cyborg I say.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

Exactly

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I'm glad we can finally agree on something for once.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

I thought we always agreed, is something wrong with your memory, my love?

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

No, I do believe you declined my offer of employment at Los Pollos Hermanos, world-famous chicken restraurant and most certainly not a forefront for the largest meth production and distribution organisation in the south united states.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Forgetting rare knowledge is the ultimate sin. The Mechanicus never deletes anything.
Can the same be said for you?

Alas, my reserves are limited, but yours are not.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

Exactly, we are awesome, you aren't, and it was because I was too busy defending the imperium to work in a chicken shop.

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

If you refuse to accept my employemant offer, then it becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

I'm to busy to have a family, so joke's on you.

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

i don't believe you need nearly a dozen people all working in a chicken restaurant. Nobody likes chicken that much.
And the fact you offered it to at least one xeno species and several people with screaming mental disorders causes me to believe that your shop might be safer without.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I am biologically incapable of having children. I have no wife.
What do you have that can damage me?
I will not work for you.

Addendum:
Buttery- How is the new sword working out? Any nausea, hair loss, dizziness, skin pitting, or death?

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
I'm to busy to have a family, so joke's on you.


Well then I'll have to read aloud a terrible fapfiction starring you and Kell, meaning no-one will I ever take you seriously again.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I have an awful feeling the next thing he says will be making fun of my mechandendrites.

*Starship in orbit aims nova cannon at planet*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Doesn't bad fap fiction imply there's good fap fiction?
 Verviedi wrote:
Addendum:
Buttery- How is the new sword working out? Any nausea, hair loss, dizziness, skin pitting, or death?
It's better for spreading butter and marmalade I'll give you that. Does make it taste a bit funny though.

...This may go a way to explain why I'm not given actual weaponry very often.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

Yeah, have yu seen the picture of a female acolyte with mechandrites her

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Oh god, what I have I done.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/11 12:46:46


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh merciful Omnissiah why. Those things have drills and blowtorches on them. They are not intended for that.

*Winces*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Hi Everybody!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Greetings.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

 Verviedi wrote:
Oh merciful Omnissiah why. Those things have drills and blowtorches on them. They are not intended for that.

*Winces*


Maybe she likes it rough.

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

You know who like it rough? ELVES. Thry love getting their skulls cracked open by my HOLY mace!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
Oh merciful Omnissiah why. Those things have drills and blowtorches on them. They are not intended for that.

*Winces*


Maybe she likes it rough.

We are changing the subject. Right now.
That is fething heresy right there. Heresy like daemon-tech. Heresy WORSE than daemon-tech.
*Wincing. Intensifies*






*Crisis Suit falls out of robe*

Em....

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Daemons? THE AURORAN ALLIES OF THE AYLEID ARE UPON US! To arms!

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Hey thenoobomb! Wanna do somethin' fer me?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I do not make deals with pointy-ears, unless it involves killing pointy-ears.

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I do not make deals with pointy-ears, unless it involves killing pointy-ears.


DAMN!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/11 17:15:24


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Well spoken. Damnation upon Elfkind!

   
 
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