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You don't have to pay for the pizza if you turn the fething delivery guy into a servitor! That's the point. Free pizza. I mean... [blinks] I think that's the point...

And yes, categorically LTB insane heresy, you lobotomised a fething inquisitor! The fact we have a room, a presence and not a smoking ash pile is bewildering in itself.

[Ties chain to tank] [Throws one end of chain into warp portal for zombiekilla] [Revs engine]
What. I'm insane, not suicidal. I'm not going in there.

Wait. You're rescuing him?

Gak.

*Runs into office, slams door, and prepares rail rifle*

That, or I'm taking part in extreme angling. When all said and done, he's a loud angry jerk, but he's our loud angry jerk.

[Engine whines]. [Tank starts slowly skidding backwards]
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

 Verviedi wrote:
Wait. You're rescuing him?

Gak.

*Runs into office, slams door, and prepares rail rifle*

*sets phaser to level 16.

*Appears in earth caste array equipped riptide suit*

Oh no you don't, I like this guy!

*Starts helping drag tank away from portal*

*Begins applying lubricants to Riptide's joints*

Ooh, saucy.

If you wanted that you should have hired the scantily-clad Eldar.
I am a serious person who does serious t- *Notices stray drone and chases after it*

[Looks backwards into portal] ...! [Goes pale] [Puts brick on accelerator pedal, abandons tank]

I'd strongly recommend letting go of the tank. And not in a Disney princess manner.

!!
*Notices loose hose*

*Jumps on top of tank and points hose at warp rift*

*Mass quantities of butter hit the daemons in the face, pushing them back*

Notices a tank bump into his left toe claw, and looks down at the thing, snakes neck to have eye level with tank commander's face

"Excuse me, do you know who opened that portal, and why that you think a tank driven into it will do anything to it?" "are you folks mad?": rumbles out of the long throat and mouth filled with big sharp teeth.

"oooh! buttered demons! yummy!"

AHHHHH!

*Reflexively shoots gamma pistol at shasolenzabi and misses*

I am provided covering fire.

Eek.

The idea wasn't to drive the tank in, so much as use a tow chain to fish zombiekilla out...

I just hadn't accounted for anything else trying to come out as well...

 Verviedi wrote:
AHHHHH!

*Reflexively shoots gamma pistol at shasolenzabi and misses*

I am provided covering fire.

"oh come on now! you will find I am quite easy to get along with." as gamma burst passes by, his whole body covered in shiny, silvery looking scales. "I noticed simply that you had a space-time anomaly,,,,that rift and wondered why one would so as this usually results in Demon incursions" slurps up buttered demons, lifts his head and makes his neck a straight chute, then addresses the people. "The trick is getting them in the gut before they have a chance to pop back to the warp, then they leave you hungry again!"

What's going on here?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Eek.

The idea wasn't to drive the tank in, so much as use a tow chain to fish zombiekilla out...

I just hadn't accounted for anything else trying to come out as well...

"Oh, you mean this little fellow I found floating about aimlessly?" lowers a clenched massive claw and gently drops said zombiekilla's unconscious body on the ground.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What's going on here?

"it seems that you incurred a demon problem, and the one sleeping on the ground was crazy enough to wander into the void. Ah the oddities of warping about" He winks


Notices the silence and stunned looks..."yes, I am what I am, and no you are not hallucinating, and yes I can talk and be reasonable." Flame blast demons and portal the portal pops closed.

Still sitting waiting for the others to speak, shoot or ask questions.

OOC: Your avatar is really low res. What are you?

I'm going to go in there. I need to find my Warp Jump Generator. Now that we're banned from the Craftworlds, getting a replacement would be difficult.
*Swan dives into warp rift*

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Your avatar is really low res. What are you?

I'm going to go in there. I need to find my Warp Jump Generator. Now that we're banned from the Craftworlds, getting a replacement would be difficult.
*Swan dives into warp rift*

OOC: Oh, it is an oriental looking Dragon, with the bushy eyebrows, beard, and the muzzle tentacles. Not the winged European dragon mind you.


"Banned from the craftworlds eh? been naughty with the space elves have we?" he chuckles. "look, I was swimming between the stars, warp slipped to the other side for a skip, and would have exited elsewhere myself had I not noticed the man floating the demons, and the shiny thing that exploded when the demons played with it roughly. But I am an artisan, it would not be too far to make you a nicely sculpted replacement generator if you need one, I like tinkering and sculpting I do fairly well, as for the safety of my art-works, that is a sketch variable." he shrugged and chuckled.

Warp rift was closed, he is snagged daintily by the dexterous claw tips on his cloak, "trust me, you don;t want to go back in that mess"

 shasolenzabi wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What's going on here?

"it seems that you incurred a demon problem, and the one sleeping on the ground was crazy enough to wander into the void. Ah the oddities of warping about" He winks


Notices the silence and stunned looks..."yes, I am what I am, and no you are not hallucinating, and yes I can talk and be reasonable." Flame blast demons and portal the portal pops closed.

Still sitting waiting for the others to speak, shoot or ask questions.

*shoots shasolenzabi with her phaser*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:


*shoots shasolenzabi with her phaser*

Phaser hits a spot just a foot away from him, and it is dissipated. "now that was not very polite now was it? I saved your pal, closed the warp rift, ate those buttered demons, and this is the thanks I get?"

Don't even bother, Badrukk. A phaser's power is too variable. It can be manipulated to always function at it's lowest level of ability. You saw what he did when I shot and missed.

Thank you, dragon. You say the daemons destroyed the generator? I would appreciate a replacement. I have precious diamonds grown using the blessing of the Omnissiah stored in my vaults, if you require payment.

 Verviedi wrote:
Don't even bother, Badrukk. A phaser's power is too variable. It can be manipulated to always function at it's lowest level of ability. You saw what he did when I shot and missed.

Thank you, dragon. You say the daemons destroyed the generator? I would appreciate a replacement. I have precious diamonds grown using the blessing of the Omnissiah stored in my vaults, if you require payment.

"Now that is much better! I can work on one for you if you like, As for repayment, well, I will morph down to a more suitable size and shape for the time being when my payment would be in food, I am a connoisseur of fine food and drink, oh and if you poison the stuff, I'll know, it always changes the flavors and bouquets, or with the way my guts process, you would not wish to smell the after effects!" "The demons destroyed it, and they were making ready to dine on your friend when I arrived."

"It seems the one with the buttery colored braid on his jacket is mute?"

I believe I have permanently mentally scarred him.

 Verviedi wrote:
I believe I have permanently mentally scarred him.

"Oh, I see."

*readies defibrilator*

Did someone use something that zaps?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
*readies defibrilator*

Did someone use something that zaps?

The Dragon points at zombikilla laying on the ground, "You may wish to check his health, he was exposed tot he warp and demons afterall."

*beeeeeeep*

*places defib on zombiekilla*

Zap zap, mofo!

 Verviedi wrote:
Don't even bother, Badrukk. A phaser's power is too variable. It can be manipulated to always function at it's lowest level of ability. You saw what he did when I shot and missed.

Thank you, dragon. You say the daemons destroyed the generator? I would appreciate a replacement. I have precious diamonds grown using the blessing of the Omnissiah stored in my vaults, if you require payment.

So he's impervious to phaser fire.

Okay...and?

OOC: Sitting back waiting to see a Tech priest explain a dragon to the others