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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Static, a horrendous amount of modem noise, and beeping*

This. Will. Not. Stand.

*Retreats into office*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

I need a time traveling machine to take me back to my time so that I may lose the war all over again! I must depart in 7 days.

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 JamesGang wrote:
:::Runs into room peeing on Verviedi's robe:::

:::dashes out of the room not a moment later to the shock of all who were witness to the grand event:::


*points and laughs*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Hmmm, I do like a good strong tea, unsweetened please."

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks up] Well, no tea for JamesGang if that's how you're going to use it...
[Passes shasolenzabi a cup]

[Stretches] I do believe we've made it past midweek without blowing the room apart. This calls for celebration!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Eastern edge

"Partaaaaaay!" echoes through the room

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Time to start some trouble... Where I can put the beer launcher I made?
[Thumb - image.jpg]


CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Why would you want to launch beer and not drink it?

I mean unless it's Fosters, which is technically Sex in a Canoe.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC:That seems like an exceptionally bad idea. I mean, canoes tip over like nothing anyway, and if it's windy, and you aren't heavy enough, you have to be really careful. They are easy enough to flip back over again, but say goodbye to anything that isn't secured.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

OOC: Sex in a canoe: Fething close to water.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
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Catskills in NYS

OOC: Yeah I know, I just couldn't help but analyse it.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: I canoed 50 miles down the New River once. Not a single flip. They're more stable than you think. And no, no sexytimes (I'm most likely about 4 years younger than you think I am), but plently of rapids and rocks.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Iz made da greatest thing sense choppas! BEHOLD!

*Reveals two slices of perfectly toasted bread*

Buttery commissars willz you do me da honor of buttering!





OOC: Yeah sex in a canoe is kinda challenging... Oral intercourse would work.... wonder when the mods will come?

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: I don't think they want to view this thread. If they did, I'm sure every one of us would be baned.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: I canoed 50 miles down the New River once. Not a single flip. They're more stable than you think. And no, no sexytimes (I'm most likely about 4 years younger than you think I am), but plently of rapids and rocks.


OOC: huh, it might have something to do with the fact the canoe I use is 23 years old at this point, but that's pretty surprising. Was that with other people, or gear, ect.
Edit: it might even be older than that, when I think about it.


And I'm 19 and bad and judging age, so I haven't even guessed.

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

OOC: Why the feth are we talking about having sex in a canoe?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: why not?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Two other people and 60 lbs of gear. It was my third time and the others were noobs. And, SYL, because we are serious Tau, Orks, and humans who do serious things.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/11 19:58:29




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Wow, that's certainly some impressive toast. How did you make that from- You know what, never mind.
[Hands zombiekilla a tub of butter and tiny power sword shaped knife]

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: I don't think they want to view this thread. If they did, I'm sure every one of us would be baned.
OOC: Hey. Speak for yourself, all of my filth is indirectly implied or purely pun-based.

Also four years is a very specific unit of wrong.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC: why not?


OOC: The moderators might not look kindly to this thread suddenly turning into a discussion about sex in canoes.







DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
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Catskills in NYS

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Two other people and 60 lbs of gear. It was my third time and the others were noobs. And, SYL, because we are serious Tau, Orks, and humans who do serious things.

Seems about right for a trip like that, but alone with a single person (at least with fiberglass canoes) I'm maybe about 2" in the water. At that point you have to be pretty careful, and it's a pretty skinny canoe, so that doesn't help. And it's not like I'm small or anything either, I'm 6' and slightly overweight and I've been swimming and boating all my life.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*I butter the bread and take a bite*

By Mork and Gork dat taste good.. and part of a balanced breakfast. Anyone care for some toast!

OOC: The moral of the story: Do not bang in canoes Its unsafe... I recommend a flat comfortable surface like a bed.. or a futon...


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: I'm 5' 10" and 115 lbs. The others were much shorter and ~85 lbs each. BC, I said 4 years because most people think I'm 19 on the internet.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hm, its a little late here for toast, and indeed breakfast, but you enjoy!

I'm gonna go and... Do a thing. Back later. [Sits in tank and rests head on inner wall] If you prefer, pretend I'm meditating.

OOC: I'd have guessed 16 due to the effort and genuine care you exhibit when writing, and 18-25 year olds hit a sort of jaded with-the-net period which reads noticeably.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I'm almost 15, actually.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

OOC Just 115lbs makes you wiry

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Every single person in this thread could break me in half.


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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Illinois

Hello everybody. I'm back.

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PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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North of your position

Heard you guys been talking about canoes.

So I blew up some canoes, with Jeep Stuff.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

How much C4 do you HAVE?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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