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-I can only be sent back to sleep I am eternal... Though your feeble mind is at this point so insane that you believe every time you kill something numbers appear in front of your face and you get promoted when in reality you are nothing but a babbling fool. Out of all the mortals on the planet, I pity you the most... and that's coming from something that has no empathy for anything... sad...-
*Smashes thenoobomb*
-Poor fool-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
-Ahem "Xenos (Greek: ξένος, xénos, plural xenoi) is a word used in the Greek language from Homer onwards. The most standard definition is "stranger." However, the word, itself, can be interpreted to mean different things based upon context, author, and period of writing/speaking, signifying such divergent concepts as "enemy" or "stranger," a particular hostile interpretation, all the way to “guest friend,” one of the most hallowed concepts in the cultural rules of Greek hospitality."-
-I may have been a xenos to the dinosaurs but they are all dead so you guys are xenos...here is a biography watch and learn...-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
[Sits and quietly eats pudding] [Hands a bowl to Bob]
[Lowers bowl] [Stands up and prods Selym with a boot-tip] Hum.
[Borrows TNB's restorative defibrillator and applies it] [Watches Selym jolt back to life] [Returns defibrillator]
If you yourself have called humans xenos, then will you purge them? And also, I would recommend hitting the gyms, your swing seems to have weakened from your last sleep.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
[Lowers bowl] [Stands up and prods Selym with a boot-tip] Hum.
[Borrows TNB's restorative defibrillator and applies it] [Watches Selym jolt back to life] [Returns defibrillator]
Ta very much!
Now, if someone could just weld my crotch back into place, I can rally some conscripts.
Buttery Commissar wrote: [Keels over laughing]
w-wait, what wazza bolt pishtol doing anything near your... [incomprehensible hand gesture] to begigigi- to shtart with? Man, fore-play hash changed a lot... [Giggling]
Look, it's not like that. There was an execution, a heavy weapons team, Lord Creed and several Eldar involved. I don't want to get into it.
*End Collective Flashback*
And after Cthulu ate me, part of it came loose.
And then there was the brain thing. Something happened there... I have no idea what...
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*Faint, distorted noises come from said bottle*
I'm not sure how I'm alive either, but I would be more than happy to have my vote go to you if you A) make me, you know, an avtual Kroot again? And B) Let Kroot serve as some sort of bodyguard. (We still need a paycheck) Our kroothounds are all of the rage throughout several sectors, and are a good funding source!
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
How it happened wasn't really my question... why you need it intact to rally conscripts was...
And whilst I'm conditioned to be nice to everybody, there are limits. I'm not contemplating your flashlight, even with welding gloves.
I was, um, voxing for an external tech-priest, because it leads to less awkward silences over breakfast... Unless you particularly want to weld that angry xenophobic commissar's trouser empire back together.
[Concerned face] ...and if you did, I would fear it might be with malicious intent.
Even a Kroot in this deformed state finds these ideas of quick replacement of lives distasteful. You don't even eat the dead! Your cultures are... distasteful to me. Also, could someone at least put me in a cupboard or something so I'm not drunken on accident. I've seen how much alchohol that Buttery Commisar can go through when he gets around to it.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Message Reads: 1) I'm not sure how I pulled off writing this, I just don't know. 2) You're not helping your case, human. Even the Tau and Ork are treated nicer. (Nothing against you guys). For now I guess I'll just float around down here until I find an ocean or Cthulhu feels like doing something benevolent today, which I extremely doubt knowing his nature, but even an alcohol based Kroot can hope.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
"Ahem, using a temporal and universal rift vortex, I sent Azathoth though a shunt-worm-hole, he is now playing in the universe of which the rainbow ponies rule and dominate all existence over there."
"I uhm, well, secret is out, Tau have a purpose and as an agent of the Universe, I had to make sure they stayed put. I promise, I will make sure that in time, Azzy gets back to his proper home, maybe he may be oddly affected by his stay with the rainbow ponies, maybe not."
"oh and the Landmines are now different fruit pies"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
thenoobbomb wrote: *Accidentally gets revived by BC as he returns the defib*
Hey! Now I have to put all those landmines down again!
"Oh no, no, just enjoy the pies! They will be a fruity explosion in every delicious Bite!"
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
[Sees note from blackjack] ..! [Fetches bilge pump and a bucket] [Pumps blackjack out of drain into large bucket]
[Scratches head]
You're very lucky that I'm incapable of being mean at the minute... [Pulls cling film over bucket] [Adds a small colourful umbrella]
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