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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

..! [Concerned noise from Butter-tank] Shhh. I won't let the bad man do anything. [Pats hatch]

[Watches the carnage] I don't think I've seen the room so beautifully unite against anything before.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Keeps shooting*

What about the time we murdered Pelinial Whitestrake?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*The leman russ' shape seems to almost bend and morph, colours change around it until it finally disapears*

*and then reappears a few seconds later, with apparently no change whatsoever*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Time for drinks, I think.

[Slides down from tank] [Wanders over and sets up the bar]
What'll it be? [Sets self up with pineapple juice and ice]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*a strange weapon, which appears to be three modified railguns is fitted onto the turret*

*clambers out of tank*


*salutes at Selym*

(sleeply) The modifications you requested are completed Shas'el
The self-contained anti grav unit is fully installed, as well as a modified stealth field generator, and rapid fire railgun.

*wanders off bumping into thing, until eventually eventually clambering on top of shasolenzabi and curls up, snoring*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

As long as he doesn't try modifying my Knarloc to be a railgun, I'm ok with this.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...I don't like railguns. [Twitches at memory] [Downs drink and starts mixing something else]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Slowly raises head from a murky bog.....enough to expose eyes and look at the goings on...

Slinks back under the water after observation has completed...

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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Continus shooting at GabeN*

You know, I found a very interesting thing on the Noosphere. I've been reading it while waiting for my target to die.

OOC: I started reading Worm today. I'm currently on Hive 5.2



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I could always lend you some reading materials... [Innocent face]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Would they be intriguing enough to occupy my accelerated thought processes? Shooting at GabeN is awfully boring, and I am reading multiple books at the same time:

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Possibly not. I'll be honest, they're mostly hat catalogues and the old books that my- [Blinks] [Reconsiders]
...No, they're all hat catalogues. [Sweating] Drink?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

The vices of your relatives have no effect on my opinion of you.

Unfortunately, due to an incident that occured about 65 years back...

..Let's just say that after all of the heretics were executed I was permanently banned from wearing hats over my hood.

*Takes drink and reconfigures mask to support liquid intake*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

"Vices"? Oh! Right! Let's go with that. That'd be so much more easily explained than- Yes. Let's go with that. [Fixed grin] [Twitches]

I mean, if politicians can use the "didn't inhale" defense on drug use, owning ancient heretical texts but not reading them is fine, right?
It's not like I really understand most of the words or diagr- [Twitches again] I'm just looking after them whilst the ship is searched by-

Yes! Hat catalogues! [Gives Verviedi a crazy-straw with a little skull logo on it]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*starts flying in circles*

Oh, cool! I'm an aircraft now!
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Well, a flying tank is something I would drink to.

*pours glass from BC's alchohol*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 sing your life wrote:
Stop that! The source engine can only take so much action on screen at once and it's silly too.

How does it feel not being able to use Frostbite?

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*does a rail-cannon strafing run over Matthew*
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Heretical texts? I have quite a large collection myself. I have found they are very poorly written. Apparently blood is actually a very bad ink.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 sing your life wrote:
Stop that! The source engine can only take so much action on screen at once and it's silly too.

How does it feel not being able to use Frostbite?


Better than having to work with those filthy electronic artists trying to kill PC gaming.

OOC: Though EA is still basically Jesus compared to Activision IMHO.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Not all have tried the souffle.......I feel another breath blast coming on.

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

There is a Souffle?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I'm still one of the most played games on your PC, fat bloke.

*lunges forward, knife in hand*

   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

 sing your life wrote:
There is a Souffle?



Yes, I tossed together a good Shoggoth souffle with bacon diced and garlic

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*jumps back so the lunge misses and blows Noobbomb away with his minigun*

I'm not fat. I just turned the bone size sliders up to the maximum.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*evades bullets and turns course mid-jump so as to still hit sing your life*

Die, Valve! The age of EA has come!

*repeatedly stabs in neck*

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Verviedi wrote:Heretical texts? I have quite a large collection myself. I have found they are very poorly written. Apparently blood is actually a very bad ink.
Yes, but you aren't an imperial commissar with a sworn duty to uphold the might of the imperium, purge the heretic, mutant and xeno...
I should be shooting you and then quite likely myself for even having this conversation... [Flinches] I'm having a hard time adjusting.

[Cleans bar] I can do the morale part though. [Drinks more juice]

shasolenzabi wrote:Not all have tried the souffle.......I feel another breath blast coming on.
I'd love to, but it sounds terrifying. So, no thank you.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*doesn't even feel being stabbed due to his fat layer*

No!! Go back to your gaystations! PC is love, PC is life!!

*gibs Noobbomb with his crowbar*

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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

You're not very tolerant, are you?

*opens fire with USAS-12*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Stands up*

Be right back.

*Walks up behind TNB and injects him with tranquiliser*

*Walks up to SYL, nods, and empties taser into him*

*Walks back to chair*

Anyway.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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