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**Selym**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
That works too, I guess. Good job Co'tor. Also, a crazy idea came to mind. Would anyone be opposed to a knarloc farm in the back?

Do I get to cuddle them?

*farts on TNB, melting his face off*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TNB!!!!! You're dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: anyone know how to build a castle in rock? Its for terrain.

**thenoobbomb**

You can't kill people with farts, and my face is still here.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Did something respawn you again? Your face was melted off!!

**Selym**

I declare that TNB is hacking.

**thenoobbomb**

I didn't die, so I didn't need to respawn.

Just get good at the game.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Ah. I see.

**Selym**

See. Hacker.

And this is no game. This is the Eye of Terror.

**thenoobbomb**

No, this is Battlefield. Step up your game.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Selym wrote:
See. Hacker.

And this is no game. This is the Eye of Terror.

Did someone hack TNB's account?

**thenoobbomb**

No, I got promoted.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits up] [Stretches] He also got markedly more insane. As though that was somehow possible.

**Selym**

Ooh! Can I get the banhammer?

**thenoobbomb**

I'm not insane, you're just a weak loser who doesn't get any kills!

**shasolenzabi**

They are delusional, TNB think s this is all Battlefield, which now is doing a Star Wars themed game experience, and Selym thinks he is in the Eye of Terror, both are wrong, oh so wrong.

**2BlackJack1**

What isn't a fiction is how much money we will be making off of a knarloc farm. So many possibilities!

**Buttery Commissar**

Is this farm going to have fences?

Speaking as one of the more edible, narcoleptic residents, I have concerns.

**2BlackJack1**

Well, I guess we can put some in. Like I've mentioned, everyone should get a tranq dart gun with strong tranquilizers ready whenever you're close to them, but fences would be of use too. Do we want cheap wood ones or the expensive electric based yet non lethal fences?

**Buttery Commissar**

I have no intention of getting close to them. I'm more concerned about their intentions if they're free-roaming.
Also what are you going to feed them?

[Pauses] I'm starting to feel like a parent here, and it's all kinds of odd.

**Co'tor Shas**

*walks in wearing BC's hat*

I guess it depends on if you are worth more than your money.

**2BlackJack1**

Well, I'm assuming any infighting would contribute to the feeding process, and I did find a jungle not far away I can use for meat. As for their intentions, you're right to assume that they wouldn't be very benevolent. Most likely it would consist of stepping on anything smaller than them and roaring at us for food. They look fierce but have an inquisitive nature. (Although I regret to add they're mostly curious as to what they can and can't hunt on a regular basis)

**Buttery Commissar**

...! This is what I get for passing out on the floor. [Sigh]

Please return that, the penalty for a commissar losing part of their uniform is quite severe.

[Feels top of head] ... Did you take my spare butter sticks as well? Is nothing sacred?

**Co'tor Shas**

Hey, I gave you a replacement made out of toast! Or did somebody else eat that.

It is possible that they used the butter on that...

**zombiekila707**

*comes from forge holding a large obsidian case*

I think losing your hat BC pales in comparison to helping traitors and xenos not to mention shooting a primarch... But I am pretty sure your insane so... carry on then..

*Hands chest to a couple salamander veterans*

Honestly your all insane...

**shasolenzabi**

I can assure you Primarch that I myself am very sane, but I do concede that I am amidst many insane beings.

**Co'tor Shas**

I think BC maybe be the only truly insane one here. And even then, he's just a bit... churned up.

**KaptinBadrukk**

shasolenzabi wrote:
They are delusional, TNB think s this is all Battlefield, which now is doing a Star Wars themed game experience, and Selym thinks he is in the Eye of Terror, both are wrong, oh so wrong.

TNB told Naomi Wildman, that little girl, that it was battlefield.

**Buttery Commissar**

I think losing your hat BC pales in comparison to helping traitors and xenos not to mention shooting a primarch... But I am pretty sure your insane so... carry on then..

Hey, I only did one of those things. [Folds arms] And besides, I knew it wouldn't kill you, it was a sedative.
Wait, insane? I always know exactly what I'm - [Ponders whether ti's better to be considered insane or heretical] ...There's no winning here. [Sigh]

And Loss or Misuse of Personal Effects and Accoutrements (Art. 4733/67y

) results in flogging and then being shot... I could really do without either of those things happening ~~again~~.

**Co'tor Shas**

But the hat is far to good to just give back!

*flounces around room wearing the hat at different angles, and playing tricks with it*

**2BlackJack1**

Hey, there's nothing insane about me. This Knarloc idea is very concrete and it's a stable business. People can always use another beast of burden or not-allowed-indoors house pet. They're the perfect pet!