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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Raises hand] I could just shoot you in the head.

...Commissariat training does not cover a great many eventualities.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Dibs on any meat from the cor- wait, never mind. I forgot who we were talking about.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I could extract it, Verv, but then I wouldn't be evil.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I declare Mortarion's army unfluffy!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I declare it overcosted, he cost me all 10,000 points.

Still better than those gakky Cockroach tanks though.

*Draigo catches up with Badrukk, and gets him in a headlock*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Good mor-wait, why am I in a headlock?

OOC: this is my cat, or one of them.

Spoiler:

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*Driago proceeds to drag Badrukk towards me*

Yes, come to me Relic.
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

What do you want with me?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Seize him!

*Iron Warriors begin assaulting Draigo as more artillery is heard opening fire*

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

KaptinBadrukk wrote:What do you want with me?

I want to examine your unique physiology that allows you to switch between an Ork and a cat, and from that I will discern a new way to spread the blessings of Nurgle.

Pert wants to use you for target practice, and then make your skull a form of fortification.

thenoobbomb wrote:Seize him!

*Iron Warriors begin assaulting Draigo as more artillery is heard opening fire*

*Draigo runs faster, and barges through several meandering Cockroach tanks, detonating them*

Hmm. In this scenario, he /is/ a little overly powerful, even for 10,000 points...
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*Draigo runs into a fortification*

Splat.

   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Well, rounds of gaming a war game require chilled drinks!

Reveals fridges stocked with sodas and beers

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Heh.

*brings Draigo back from the dead*

*Draigo runs around in circles screaming*

He does that sometimes, now.

Draigo...

*screaming*

D-

*louder screaming*

JUST BRING ME THE RELIC YOU WORTHLESS GAK-HEAD!

*not screaming*
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 shasolenzabi wrote:
Well, rounds of gaming a war game require chilled drinks!

Reveals fridges stocked with sodas and beers

Ooh, thanks
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Pick your poison! every flavor of beer and soda

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Do you have oil?

   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Do you have oil?


Breaks out a tool cabinet stocked with cans of all weights of oil

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I'll take a Coca Cola. Original formula.
   
Made in us
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





United States

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

Zgort, there's one last bolter in the tank... I can't requisition any more due to being cut off after irresponsible spending, but it's yours if you like.


You, sir, are my hero. Third times a charm?

*noisily chambers a round, chills with the slightly buttery officer

"And the Angels of Darkness descended on pinions of fire and light... the great and terrible dark angels" 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*gives the bolter to Draigo, as he fights off several Iron Warriors*

Thanks, buddy, he needed some shooty power.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*a cultist charges Draigo and rolls two 6s, Draigo fails all saves and his last wound*

Hah!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Damn. And the Bolter's broken, too. Damn again.

I think you've tabled me.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Do you have a drink that can remove a colossal amount of dark energy from me?

Hmm... A new weapon?

How about this?

*Hands zgort a bizarre contraption dotted with steam vents and heat sinks*

The box said it's a particle accelerator cannon. Put some coal or biomatter into the slot on the side, and pour water into the top valve, then pull the trigger gently.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Verviedi wrote:
Do you have a drink that can remove a colossal amount of dark energy from me?
Yes.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Can I have it?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
Damn. And the Bolter's broken, too. Damn again.

I think you've tabled me.

Drinks are on you!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*buys a round of pus beer*

Yep, drink s on me!

And no, Verv, it's for special occasions. You can have a pus beer though.
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*several roars are heard, followed by a scream getting cut off*

I hope no one liked the mail man. He may or may not have been, erm, eaten by some knarlocs.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Not Spencer! Oh no!
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Summons a demonic bartender*

Scotch and water... don't drown it... and get whatever these mortals want.

*Bartender begins making drinks*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
 
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