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*sips the vintage Coke*

Ah. Now I know what they taste like. Thanks, Shaso.

 Selym wrote:
*sips the vintage Coke*

Ah. Now I know what they taste like. Thanks, Shaso.

It is the pre-cornsyrup and real sugar formula

However, I do like this instead (breaks out and drink a Nuka-Cola), AH! that hits the spot and replenishes the 'ole reactor!

 Verviedi wrote:
That ought to do it! It probably would have been more effective if you satisfied both the "enjoyment" and "insulted" criteria, but I have no doubt that-

*Pauses as unholy metallic screaming happens*

-Whatever possessed that form will be destroyed. Now, can anyone recommend a form that will not go insane?

Good morning Verviedi. I'm Marla Gilmore, your lover. Remember the time I kissed you on page 142?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
VERVIEDI!!!!! YOU SURVIVED!!!!

*kisses him*

*Speaks through Universal Translator*

Good... Morning?

That is actually an excellent idea. Do you know where I can find one? I could possibly just summon a Martian kill-team, and when they try to kill me, possess one of them. That sounds reasonable!

Why is there a female here? Take her back to the Daemonculaba at once!

(To Verviedi)I can help you with that, my love.

to anyone who's wundering-Badrukk was killed by nucleogenic lifeforms. His flash gitz ran off somewhere, I don't know where. Under orders from Captain Ransom, I took his place. The Equinox, my ship, is in orbit.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Why is there a female here? Take her back to the Daemonculaba at once!

*Through armor's vox grille*

YOU SICK FETHING SCUM. NOBODY deserves that!

*Through universal translator*

How on earth-
I mean, I am not even human any more. I'm sure that violates some laws.

I know that you are not human.

That's a little creepy. You should probably get that checked out. I'm hardwired to not be able to feel most emotion.

You rang?

You do, however, have a "pleasure nerve" cluster at the base of your synthetic abdomen. So anything is possible, Verv.

 snurl wrote:
You rang?

We did?

Never mind. I thought someone mentioned Creepy and Inhuman.
Carry on, then.

Just doin' mah jerb.

*tips invisible fedora*

The body you are referring to is locked up with the Daemonette.
I am currently scanning for Mechanicus personnel to hopefully make a permanent home in.

Interestingly enough, I could actually possess Marla through the Universal Translator, but that would be unethical.

...just go back to the Daemonculaba already.

More recruits for Medrengard!

*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

 Verviedi wrote:
The body you are referring to is locked up with the Daemonette.
I am currently scanning for Mechanicus personnel to hopefully make a permanent home in.

Interestingly enough, I could actually possess Marla through the Universal Translator, but that would be unethical.

You could take this:


*hugs Verviedi*

 Verviedi wrote:
*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

It's efficient.

You monster.

That body got shot, dissolved, and sucked into the warp after being infected with horrible viruses.

Wait. How could I be getting hugged if-

GET OUT OF THERE! THERE'S AN ENRAGED DAEMONETTE IN THAT TANK! RUN! RUN LIKE HELL!

*runs*

Verviedi! Here's another body!

Jesus christ what the feth?
Hold on.

*Beeping and exploding noises*

*Strides in through crater in the wall*

There we go! I like the slightly less humanoid figure, much more useful!

*Flips fletchete blaster in the air*

Wow, coordination!

Marla, I hate to tell you this, but-

*Tackled by Selym*

God dammit! Get off me!

OOC:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

It's efficient.

You have a 90% external abortion rate. Hardly efficient.

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

It's efficient.

You have a 90% external abortion rate. Hardly efficient.

A lot more efficient than regular recruitment.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Strides in through crater in the wall*

There we go! I like the slightly less humanoid figure, much more useful!

*Flips fletchete blaster in the air*

Wow, coordination!

Marla, I hate to tell you this, but-

*Tackled by Selym*

God dammit! Get off me!

OOC:

Spoiler:

Badrukk, um... I really don't work that way. People in real life know my forum name, so your sig may raise some red flags. Mind changing it?

How's it look now?

OOC: Perfectly fine. Thanks mate.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

It's efficient.

You have a 90% external abortion rate. Hardly efficient.

A lot more efficient than regular recruitment.

Good point.

Do you use artificial insemination, or do you get "intimate" with them?

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Attempts to possess Pertuabo again, but fails*

That Daemonculaba thing is the single most disturbing thing in 40k I've read about. Ew ew ew ew e w

It's efficient.

You have a 90% external abortion rate. Hardly efficient.

A lot more efficient than regular recruitment.

Good point.

Do you use artificial insemination, or do you get "intimate" with them?

We put adult males into their stomach.