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*Looks sad and then suddenly jumps on top of an Ultralisk*

*Rides Ultralisk around in a circle and runs over Zergsmasher somehow*

...Can't we all just get along?

[Naps on the fancy hat] ..Comfy.

*Gets up and shakes dust off*

"Right, that's it! Everybody get the metal man when I knock him off that Ultralisk!"

*Jumps on top of Ultralisk with Verv, shoots him full of needle spines, then pushes him off its back. Other Zerg begin clawing, kicking, and stomping all over Verv*

"That's better..."

*wanders off to the Imperial Palace*

 Selym wrote:
*wanders off to the Imperial Palace*

Stop! You'll violate the law!

I think he's more interested in violating Imperials.
[Hops down from hat] [Sits and begs for breakfast at passers by]

*gives BC a chunk of leftover meat*

I don't quite remember what that came from, but I think it was close to a chicken, and Terran cats like chicken, right?

[Nibbles] Thank you!

[Wanders over to Verviedi and sits on his chest] [Naps]

ooc: My cat stole and ate my Quorn, so I don't even know any more.

*running*

Oh Emperor, I've done it again!

*ALL the guard are chasing*

Oh feth!

*pulls out bolt pistol*

With me, guardsmen!

*several IG form up a gunline*

Open Fire!

*dozens of plate-armoured idiots get butchered*

The Watch are a higher level than you, you're just level 2. Prepare to die horribly.

Level what?

*gets thwacked by a swordsman*

Ow, watch it!

*gets thwacked again*

Ow! Guardsmen, apprehend them!

*they were killed to a man, despite having thousands of year's technological advancement on the swordsmen*

Damnit!




*is subdued*

I didn't steal anything.

[Sits and watches] [Trips up the guards apprehending Selym]

[Goes back to sitting on Verviedi and getting in the way]

*fires Da Rippa to announce his presence*

OOC: I want to change my avatar again. Should it be:
A. Emergency Medical Hologram.
B. Cat
C. Jadzia Dax.
D. Ezri Dax
E. None of the above

OOC: Be a blue whale.

*Leans back and pets BC*

*is taken to jail*

Just sleep there. Some of your skills will decrease, but you'll be released.

OOC: Kaptin, do the EMH. He would be funny in the middle of this chaotic situation.

*Walks up*

CYRODIIL EH? I HATE THIS PLACE ANYWAYS! MINIONS DESTROY THE IMPERIALS!

*Cyrodiil is burned to the ground and every last man is put to the blade *

NOW THEN SELYM YOUR FREE... HOORAY!

And that's why everyone thinks you're boring.


"Huu, kill, huu destroy."

Go away, Khorne, nobody likes you! Now I have to go to outer space to find a suitable husband!

...They'll all respawn if we sleep long enough anyway.
Apart from named NPCs, I mean.

[Goes and naps by the fire]

 thenoobbomb wrote:
And that's why everyone thinks you're boring.


"Huu, kill, huu destroy."

Go away, Khorne, nobody likes you! Now I have to go to outer space to find a suitable husband!

HAHAHA! I AM THE MOTHER FETHING BLOOD GOD! AND YOUR FROM A IDIOT WORLD WITH ELDER SCROLLS! SO I RATHER GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DESTROY YOUR HOME AND SAVE ONE OF MY MANY ENEMIES! THEN HEAR YOU BE A POMPOUS BRENTON GAK STAIN

*Picks up thenoobbomb and throws her to the zerg horde for them to eat*

NOT EVEN WORTHY OF MY AXE SO JUST GONNA FEED YOU TO THE ZERG!

They're not eating me, though.


Go play with your "Bloodsecrator of Skull bloodshedding" elsewhere.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
They're not eating me, though.


Go play with your "Bloodsecrator of Skull bloodshedding" elsewhere.

*Looks at zerg a shrug*

ZERG ARE VERY PATICULAR OF WHAT GENES THEY WILL EAT... I UNDERESTIMATED THERE INTELLIGENCE ON EATING "BAD" OR "SPOILIED" MEAT! MY BAD YOU ROTTEN BRETON

*Pulls out demonic looking phone*

YO NURGLE MY MAIN BRO HOW ARE THINGS?.... STILL BEEFING WITH TZEENTCH?.... ALRIGHT MAN WELL I GOT A JOB FOR YOU... YEAH THAT KIND OF JOB GOT A BRENTON WITH A MOUTH WANTED TO WATCH HER GET EATEN BY MONSTERS.... I TRIED THAT ZERG AND NIDS WONT EVEN TOUCH HER..... WOW REALLY THANKS MAN I OWE YOU A SKULL STAY CLASSY BRO!

*Gaint nurgle daemon eats thenoobbomb*

I'm still here.

I think you're just mad because I'm not some big, steroid-humping, red man.

THAT'S TRUE CAUSE NO ONE DIES IN THIS THREAD... I EXPECTED YOU TO SAY "I RESPAWN" OR SOMETHING ON THOSE LINES... BUT I DIGRESS

*Khorne leaves to go cry cause no one is a steroid-humping red man*

Well, I'm a powerful mage, so Daemons don't got manure on me.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Well, I'm a powerful mage, so Daemons don't got manure on me.

OOC: from annoying battlefield 4 guy to annoying Brenton wench! thenoobbomb you never cease to amaze! ... not like khorne isnt annoying even I get sick of typing in all caps!

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Well, I'm a powerful mage, so Daemons don't got manure on me.

OOC: from annoying battlefield 4 guy to annoying Brenton wench! thenoobbomb you never cease to amaze! ... not like khorne isnt annoying even I get sick of typing in all caps!

OOC: I specialize in either being annoying, bitter, or both.

[Sits up] [Stretches] Hey look, thumbs. [Looks around]

..! [Gives Khorne a large bowl of chilli and nachos] I'm sure it's nothing personal.

He killed everyone in the city I live in! Of course its personal!

Wait, who are you? Are you of high, noble birth?