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 Verviedi wrote:
*Static*

*Injects BC with nerve stabiliser*

Feudalism is an outdated, inefficient form of government. Anything that promotes sleeping your way to a position of authority does not belong.

You're the one living in a place where you worship a corpse, so..

I haven't worshipped a corpse for quite a while. In fact, I do believe those Inquisition and Mechanicus kill-teams-

*Whips out flechete blaster and blind-fires a Callidus Assassin to death*

-Are hunting me.

*Walks in*

Why did the beam lead me here?

*Shrugs. Pulls out a bottle of spirits from gunna*

OOC: My avatars is for people who read. If you guess my character ill give you a keyboard high-five.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
You truly don't understand how nobility works.

I don't know, both of us get to travel around for free, tell other people what to do, eat good food, attend dances, and occasionally sleep with high ranking nobility...

Except I'm then not beholden to anyone afterward, and I don't have to take anyone's name.

[Stares at Selym] Wait a second... Did you just strand us on an alien planet and then change form?

OOC: The Gunslinger, Dark Tower. Stephen King.

*Looks at BC*

You lucky son of a-

I mostly just get shot at. And never get to sleep with high ranking nobility. Or even average ranking nobility.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
You truly don't understand how nobility works.

I don't know, both of us get to travel around for free, tell other people what to do, eat good food, attend dances, and occasionally sleep with high ranking nobility...

Except I'm then not beholden to anyone afterward, and I don't have to take anyone's name.

[Stares at Selym] Wait a second... Did you just strand us on an alien planet and then change form?

You don't get all of the others possessions, either!
OOC: Verviedi beat me to it, my father is a big fan

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: The Gunslinger, Dark Tower. Stephen King.

*Looks at BC*

You lucky son of a-

I mostly just get shot at. And never get to sleep with high ranking nobility. Or even average ranking nobility.

Kind of what happens if you try and burn expensive pajamas.

I got bored, OK?

I should probably go implant some subtle interior augmetics into someone so I don't get rejected that much. Oh, and so the Inquisition won't shoot at me.

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

[Stares at Selym] Wait a second... Did you just strand us on an alien planet and then change form?

"Commander Selym" was a manifestation of My will. Because I am the motherfething Emperor.

Also I am on Terra. I have no idea how you manage to stare at me like that.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

You did WHAT to my mother?!

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 Verviedi wrote:
You did WHAT to my mother?!

That too.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

... Kinky.

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++


Well, are you going to marry me or what?


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

....I suppose that isn't exactly a bad thing...
No! I will not marry you, Deciving scum!

 Selym wrote:

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++


Well, are you going to marry me or what?


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

... Sure.

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: The Gunslinger, Dark Tower. Stephen King.

*Looks at BC*

You lucky son of a-

I mostly just get shot at. And never get to sleep with high ranking nobility. Or even average ranking nobility.

Say your name wouldn't be Andy the messenger robot and many other functions? Or are you made by north central positronics?


OOC: ry66drrrrru <------ keyboard high five

I don't need half of their possessions, I own a sentient tank that is dimensionally impossible. Everything else is just mildly amusing in comparison.

You'd not trade places, V. The upshot is that the kind of people who want to spend time with commissars.. are not the kind of people you want to spend time with. [Shudders]

 Selym wrote:
Also I am on Terra. I have no idea how you manage to stare at me like that.

Must be the residual effect of whatever you injected me with last week. [Blinks] Occasionally I can taste time.

My name is apparently Ver Viedi, former Archmagos of the Adeptus Mechanicus and so-called Silica Animus.

OOC: Good to know my memory isn't failing me!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I don't need half of their possessions, I own a sentient tank that is dimensionally impossible. Everything else is just mildly amusing in comparison.

You'd not trade places, V. The upshot is that the kind of people who want to spend time with commissars.. are not the kind of people you want to spend time with. [Shudders]

 Selym wrote:
Also I am on Terra. I have no idea how you manage to stare at me like that.

Must be the residual effect of whatever you injected me with last week. [Blinks] Occasionally I can taste time.

You know what? I actually feel kind of glad I killed him before be co-

*WHUMF*

Wait what. Killed who?

Myello! It's meeee-

*WHUMF*

No. Bad. Go back to findi-

*WHUMF*

Oh, you're so silly! I was actually nosef-

*WHUMF*

GET OUT! Dammit Lucius! I thought the gra-

*WHUMF*

Sillyboy! There is no grace period on m-

*WHUMF*

OUT! NOW!

*WHUMF*

You're no fun, playing hard to get like that. Why don't you just let m-

*WHUMF*

Ok. I think that's taken care of. Disabled emotions again.

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 thenoobbomb wrote:


... Sure.

[Awaits offer]


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

And that gak with Lucius was not me.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 Selym wrote:
++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 thenoobbomb wrote:


... Sure.

[Awaits offer]


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

We marry, I become your wife and get half your stuff in return for sexy time (if you can even do that still) and good, meaningful conversations!

[Watches] ...

...You come near me with any kind of syringe again and I will end you. [Tilts head] Alright I'll work out how first.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:
++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 thenoobbomb wrote:


... Sure.

[Awaits offer]


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

We marry, I become your wife and get half your stuff in return for sexy time (if you can even do that still) and good, meaningful conversations!

[Raises hand] I counter-propose.
Marry me instead, and we do that stuff but don't have to cuddle, you keep your possessions, and gain a stunning hat.

*Reenables emotions*

I hate that freak.

*Looks at TNB*

How did you come up with this arrangement?

*Glares at Selym through a camera attached to the Golden Throne*

She does not get Mars.

*Looks at BC*

What's so bad about cuddling? I love cuddling! ^.^

*Sad face*

I wish I wasn't metal...

...He's probably a bit fragile for cuddling.

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 thenoobbomb wrote:

We marry, I become your wife and get half your stuff in return for sexy time (if you can even do that still) and good, meaningful conversations!

Accepted. On one condition. You have to kneel before me, with a ring, and ask for my hand in marriage.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

Who?

Alright! It's not like she'll be able to get to Terra from here! ^.^