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I could just gak out another warp storm, and have you get fethed by Slaanesh.

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Been there, done that.

*Throws one-finger salute*

Now see, that's just sad. When you're resorting to swearing and threats, you know we won the argument. [Shakes head]

[Looks at Verviedi] .... Dude.

Well, way back, I got stuck in a warp storm and came out with more ships than I had previously. Not sure how that happened, but I suppose it counts as surviving a warp storm.

Oh, Slaanesh? Nope. Not even me. Nope.

*removes disguise*

Well it was fun while it lasted!

Warp Dusts, anyone?

[Looks up from hammock]

...Oh feth from above, it's him again.

And sure, trade ya for some bacon.

Hey, Lucius! What would happen if you possessed an Eldar?

*gives BC some WD, and eats some bacon*

Mmmm! D-e-e-elishuss....

If I possessed an Eldar, I'd be the tastiest and prettiest thing alive! I've never lost to one though!

HEHIHIHIHIHIHIHHII

Warp dust? Sounds like narcotics of some kind... I am good fiendish looking creature... and if you come near me... I will blow your head off...

*Smokes cigarette*

Cheers fella. [Pockets the bag] [Leans back on wall of hut] At least being stuck here gets me out of Wednesday date night. [Checks chrono]

[Tearing sound as warp rift appears in wall] Oh come on now... No. [Is yanked through the rift by a grinning daemon] [Rift seals with a popping sound]

[Note which reads "BRB" is tacked to the wall]

*Activates shields and psionic blades*

"If anyone tries anything on me, they will be sorry! I need none of your so-called warp dust to use my powers!"

*Scans horizon, looking for enemies*

"The buttery human should have been more observant. He seems to attract trouble of the daemon kind a lot."

Oh, that? That was just his emm... Partner? Girlfriend? Roommate? Whisking him away for Wednesday date night. I should get some cake and painkillers ready for when he comes back.

*Opens up a dropped medpack and pours some pills into a small bowl*

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[Warp rift reappears nearby] [Is ejected backwards unceremoniously and lands flat on the ground] [Rift closes]

[Limps away whimpering and sits in Verviedi's empty refrigerator] [Pulls the door closed]

...I'll jutht thtay in here until the thwelling thubthides. Ith there any ithe in the freether compartment?

What did she do to you?!

"Space lice! I will need a sun bath after this is over!"

Amongtht thingth... Pierthing gun. Apparently I thuited a tongue thud and thome body jewellery. [Deliberately vague up and down hand gesture]

*Disturbed motion*

Well, I have an ice pack, some chocolate cake, and a bowl of painkillers here...

*Sheepishly hands over everything*

Thankth. Keep the cake, I'm not thposed to eat tho thoon after. [Takes painkillers and ice pack gratefully] [Closes fridge door] [Muffed yelping from ice pack placement]

[Sound of snoring after a while]

*Pats refridgerator*

*Whispers something*

*Crawls under bed and takes a nap*

*gathers various herbs and uses a pestle and mortar on them, ending up with a green concoction in a wooden bowl*

Try this BC, it should help alleviate pain and other minor ailments.

*whispers in Buttery's ear*

Heeeyyy....

I know what will stop your mouth from hurting....

*sound of a zipper*

AMMO BOX TO THE FACE
*throws ammo box in Lucius' face*

Ooh! Do it again!

*empties MG4 in Selym*

*squeals of delight*

Thankth Blackjack. [Accepts bowl] do I apply it topically or um..? I'll figure it out. [Closes door]

 Selym wrote:
I know what will stop your mouth from hurting....

What the? N-No, thif wathn't for your benefit. You put that near me again and I'll bite you.
[Attempts to leave fridge] Oh godth, they don't open from the inthide, mother wath right.

*is eaten by a 10-foot tall muscular spider-like creature*

[Attempts to kick fridge open from the inside] [Fails] Indiana Joneth thet a terrible exthample.

[Listens] What the hell ith going on out there?

OOC: I'm not going to type like this all day, don't worry. The words it's teaching my auto-correct are going to make life interesting in future.

*multiple giant spiders appear on the horizon*

*the closest one jumps at TNB*

OOC: Looking for a new avatar... Suggestions?