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[Guardsman #4]

*is eaten by a Spider*

 Selym wrote:
[Guardsman #4]

*is eaten by a Spider*

*Shoots spiders eyes and drags the upper half of the guardsmen out of the mouth of the beast*

You spoke of some means of escape earlier how do we get out of here!

"Oooh Yeah! just what I need! Spiders for a spider goulash recipe I have been wanting to try out for years!"

(collects the fresh killed and live spiders, while humming some of the latest Disturbed songs)

How did all of these spiders get dragged into the warp with the hut?!

*Punched by Verviedi, who then presses the button on the Warp Jump Generator, dragging the hut back into the warp*

Oh, huh.

[Guardsman #5]

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Selym wrote:
[Guardsman #4]

*is eaten by a Spider*

*Shoots spiders eyes and drags the upper half of the guardsmen out of the mouth of the beast*

You spoke of some means of escape earlier how do we get out of here!

Why are you talking to a corpse?

 Verviedi wrote:
How did all of these spiders get dragged into the warp with the hut?!

What hut?

*thinks for a bit*

*mindblown*

*fires Da Rippa to announce his presence*

OOC: today is my birthday.

[Watches the chaos going on] [Sighs] [Sits in corner and uses Warp Dust like a sherbert-dip]

OOC: Happy Birthday Kaptin! I hope it was good!

OOC: Happy birthday Kaptin! Mine isn't until late this month xD

*Looks at BC*

You alright, buddy?

*Lowers the upper half of guardsmen 4 onto the ground*

Go now. Our journey is done. And may we meet again, in the clearing, at the end of the path...

*Stands up looks around at the craziness going on and takes a long drag from the cigarette and puts a hand on guardsmen 5 shoulder*

Hopefully Ka is kind to you my friend cause you lot are getting fethed.


OOC: Happy B-day Kap may your flash gitz bring you all da loot!

[Sucks lollipop dipped in warp dust and stares at Verviedi] Thought it'd help with the flight anxiety. But now there's things coming out of the walls, and this one's talking to me.

[Guardsman #5]

AAAHHHH! Physical Contact!

*shoots self in the face*


OOC: Happy b-day Badrukk

 Selym wrote:
[Guardsman #5]

AAAHHHH! Physical Contact!

*shoots self in the face*


OOC: Happy b-day Badrukk

That is pretty sad

[Guardsman #6]

*is wearing a kilt*

Och aye, laddie! Tha' one had some serious PTSD.

OOC: thanks for the birthday wishes. My avatar is the Badrukk I got for my birthday.

That's odd. I have the antidote on myself somewhere, but I'm pretty sure the administration method is more unpleasent than the hallucinations.

*Pulls out intricate metal hourglass*

*Prepares to flip it*

Actually, you know, I'll use that later.

[Guardsman #6]

Come at meh ya great brute!

*bayonets a spider in the face, killing it, but dying in the attempt*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*fires Da Rippa to announce his presence*

OOC: today is my birthday.

Happy Birthday!


OOC presents Kaptin with spider cake

 shasolenzabi wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*fires Da Rippa to announce his presence*

OOC: today is my birthday.

Happy Birthday!


OOC presents Kaptin with spider cake

ooc: eats it

[Guardsman #7]

I think you got your IC and OOC mixed, dragon.

OOC: Hello and welcome to shoot-a-fodder!

 Verviedi wrote:
That's odd. I have the antidote on myself somewhere, but I'm pretty sure the administration method is more unpleasent than the hallucinations.

[Mumbles] S'still talking to me...? [Stares] [Raises hellpistol and aims at Verviedi] Maybe if I make fireworks it'll leave...
Least I think they're fireworks. [Turns hellpistol and peers inside barrel] Can't see nothing. [Returns to aiming it correctly at Verviedi]

OOC: try not to laugh.

Im back ! I got lost in a warp storm (many cues on the 350 mile journy back here) ooc drive home from cornwall shudders at memorys.

Nice ta see ya. Its my birthday.

I am absolutely certain that I am real, but I am afraid that due to you threatening me with a weapon, I am going to activate self-defense measures.

*Prepares syringe*

*Concentrates very hard. A psionic storm manifests, destroying most of the spider-things with bolts of lightning.*

"That should solve our pest problem for a while, at least."

*Looks at syringe held by Verviedi*

"Don't you think the buttery Terran has had too many drugs already?"

*Turns to BC and slices pistol in half with psionic blade.*

"Problem solved, and without the use of drugs."

[Guardsman #7]

*got killed by the psyonic storm*

[Screams involuntarily and drops severed banana] [Throws one end of the remains at a Guardsman #8]
[Re-dips lollipop and sucks it]

[Pulls out actual bolt pistol and tries to aim it at ZergSmasher, the banana and Verviedi at the same time] ..I-I could do it if I just had more thumbs.
[Notices syringe] ...! [Fires at it]

...

I think I just got promoted.

 e.earnshaw wrote:
Im back ! I got lost in a warp storm (many cues on the 350 mile journy back here) ooc drive home from cornwall shudders at memorys.

OOC: Ouch

*Bolt clips my wrist and fails to detonate*

*Looks at dent in arm*

Your loss, I suppose.

*Injects BC in the carotid with the antidote*

C-Commissars don't miss. [Looks at self] Am I a commissar?

... [Screams and bolts out of door mid-treatment]
[Returns for remaining half of the banana] ... Potassium is important.
[Runs out again screaming]