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[Turns around and looks at giggling Tau] I think Co'tor is still concussed, perhaps...
[Servo-skull floats up from sofa]
Commissar, despite some irregularities, your test results for narcotics are well within acceptable threshold for an active member of the Commissariat.
However, due to your extended leave of absence, you are required to undergo full psychiatric assessment. Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
zombiekila707 wrote: You seem like a person who forgot the face of your father *puts hand on Buttery Commissar shoulder* You also make love to daemons so I think you have no idea where the tower is...
[Stands up] What the- I do not make love to daemons. Just because [s]he lives in my tank, doesn't mean I expect her to do that.
And don't you get moral righteous with me. You shot me for protecting people. That's plain psychopathic behaviour.
I shot you for taking my guns and throwing them on the ground... and I shot the guardsmen cause he was abusing substances and was a threat... Believe me I am not a righteous man had to slaughter a whole town once... But hey I tried to save a guardsmen from the spider monsters and while you were doing "role-reversal" with the daemon I was holding the spider monsters back!
A old quote comes to mind "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides."
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
zombiekila707 wrote: I shot you for taking my guns and throwing them on the ground... and I shot the guardsmen cause he was abusing substances and was a threat... Believe me I am not a righteous man had to slaughter a whole town once...
You shot ten guardsmen for just walking into the room. They weren't doing anything! I just put your guns outside to stop you from doing it again.
But hey I tried to save a guardsmen from the spider monsters and while you were doing "role-reversal" with the daemon-
[Punches zombiekilla in the mouth] [Throws up hands and walks away]
*Wakes up in the basement with a xenomorph standing over him.
“I'm going to be honest with you.
You looked way better when I was drunk last night.”
Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson
zombiekila707 wrote: I shot you for taking my guns and throwing them on the ground... and I shot the guardsmen cause he was abusing substances and was a threat... Believe me I am not a righteous man had to slaughter a whole town once...
You shot ten guardsmen for just walking into the room. They weren't doing anything! I just put your guns outside to stop you from doing it again.
But hey I tried to save a guardsmen from the spider monsters and while you were doing "role-reversal" with the daemon-
[Punches zombiekilla in the mouth] [Throws up hands and walks away]
*Spits out broken tooth*
Just saying the truth! It may hurt but it is true!
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*Slashes xenomorph with psionic blades. The acid blood splashes off of personal shield onto the stairs, which melt and give way*
CRASH!
"Ow, my head..."
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
*Back-hands xenomorph into the hole in the floor, and strikes a manly pose.
"Thus is the fate of ALL WHO OPPOSE DOOM! bwahahahahahahahhahahahhahahh *cough.
Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson
*Jumps over the gap where the stairs used to be and tail whips a guardsmen on the way out*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
God I hate this place/time *Begins smoking cigarette notices Dr. Doom* You look like the wolves from calla.. a TOWN I SAVED! *puts up middle finger at Buttery Commissar. Turns back to Dr.Doom*
Your not that evil are you?
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
[Turns on heel and faces zombiekilla] Let's get this straight: I punched you because you insulted my guest. [S]he may live in my company, but I neither give nor receive any contact of that nature. Continue to insinuate otherwise, and it will go very badly for you.
[Looks at Verviedi] What? [Looks up at hovering servo-skull] ...This thing?
"Did you truly make love with a spawn of hell? My mother tried that once, and it didn't work out for her."
*Screen zooms in to see manly tears form at the mention of his mother.
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Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson
*Ultra Sigh* Mr. Doom you forgot the face of your father...
Hey Buttery Commissar bring that creature out of your tank and let me put it down... You already turned against your regiment/commander/your father/ and your god for keeping such a foul creature! Honestly speaking!
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
*Suddenly becomes focused again and looks at the zk.
“Gunslinger, to question my honor is to court death.”
Lightning begins pulsing from Doom’s fist.
Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson
zombiekila707 wrote:Hey Buttery Commissar bring that creature out of your tank and let me put it down... You already turned against your regiment/commander/your father/ and your god for keeping such a foul creature! Honestly speaking!
[Shakes head] That creature was a person once, unfathomable as it is. Now they're no more responsible for their actions than a child is. I will not hand them to you, especially as you have demonstrated no honour.
Verviedi wrote:Wait... Isn't that the stuff I stole from your tank to sterilize all of the Servitors?
No, it's a course of therapy some of us undergo before leaving the Commissariat and joining a regiment. You just stole my horse drugs.
You heard what I said Doom. Though my honor is stained with the blood of many and most view me as a anti-hero... I am not a self centered villain such as you!
You have forgotten the face of your father!
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Uh. [Gently leads Co'tor away] Come on, let's find you somewhere safer to sit before those to two rough boys start their fore-play.. [Sits Co'tor down in a comfy chair in the corner]
[Servo skull extends cable and connects to port on the back of BC's neck] What. No! Stop that! Damnit Verviedi! I said nothing good would come from- [Eyes unfocus slightly] -hotlink wet paper screw-lid... +++ [Scan complete - data submitted to Commissariat] +++
...! [Rips servo-skull's cable from back of neck] [Swings it one-handed like a sling, and hurls it out of door]
*takes lollypop with questioning glance then turns to Buttery Commissar*
I researched your Imperium you are a traitor and that makes you less then a man and more of a beast! In Gilead you would be executed I am surprised you haven't probably all the debauchery you have done has brought you unsavory allies who protect you! Me on the other hand yes I killed innocent people, abandoned my friends, sacrificed a child, Banged a demon... *Stops talking and looks aghast* Totally forgot I did that...
Yet I do it all for the protection of the FETHING UNIVERSE! If it wasn't for me EVERYTHING WOULD BE DISCORDIA!
So tell me Buttery Commissar what did you do for your fellow man?
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
"Fool. Doom's way is the only hope for humanities survival.
You would destroy yourselves in your ignorance, so if I must step in and intervene and keep you from your so-called "freedom" or "rights of life" in order to protect mankind then so be it.
I will not let an arrogant fool such as yourself scold me in the ways of honor and sacrifice.
I am humanities savior, and I will destroy all who dare stand against me."
*Heat sears through the air as a lightning bolt strikes lollipop out of zombie's hand.
"Thus says DOOM "
Space Marines: Jacks of all trades yet masters of GRAV CANNONS!!!.
My Star Wars Imperial Codex Project: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/641831.page It has 7 HQs, 2 Troop types with Dedicated Transports, 5 Elite units, 5 Fast Attack units, 6 Heavy Support units, 2 Formations with unique units not in the rest of the codex, and 2 LOW choices.
‘I do not care who knows the truth now, tomorrow, or in ten thousand years. Loyalty is its own reward.’ -Lion El' Jonson
~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
