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Will anyone complain about me, er, having those extra organs? For dinn- science?

*presses the gas pedal and drives over BC*

[Claps hands excitedly and admires tank]

[Turns to Blackjack] I guess. But uh... I'm pretty sure you don't want to eat those. Depending on which set is removed, one is metal, the other would've been rapidly filtering out the last month's drugs and chem tr-

[Incoherent screaming]

OOC: WTF happened... I double post then I dunno what.

BIC: *beams down* *to the replicator*

Coffee, black

*has coffeegasm*

*sees tank*

Tanks have not been seen since 21st Century earth.

Ah, I see it's finished then!
*pushes BC into auto-surgeon*
Now, just to remove the excess organs, and you should be all better.

"Yes, well, Captain, in this universe Terrans seem to like their tanks. And while I appreciate the offer of this 'coffee' you Terrans like, I cannot drink it due to my physiology."

*Sees TNB run over BC, runs over to TNB's tank, climbs up on top, and slices open hatch with psionic blades*

"It's not nice to run people over with tanks, foolish Terran!"

*Levitates TNB out of tank with psionic power, then drops him in the mud, face first*

"Now, Captain Janeway, about my idea for a StarCraft holodeck program..."

...If it decides to remove the augmetics, can I have them back for the next guy who needs them?

 ZergSmasher wrote:


*Turns to Janeway*

"You probably have more coffee in your system than blood!"

Mister Zergsmasher...let me tell you a few things about coffee.

1. I like it black, from the replicator.
2. I beat the Borg with it.
3. Coffee and Blood go hand in hand in my system.
4. One time, my ship, Voyager, ran across a subspace sandbar. We started losing systems, and when we had 4 replicators left, I said this to Neelix:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
"Yes, well, Captain, in this universe Terrans seem to like their tanks. And while I appreciate the offer of this 'coffee' you Terrans like, I cannot drink it due to my physiology."

*Sees TNB run over BC, runs over to TNB's tank, climbs up on top, and slices open hatch with psionic blades*

"It's not nice to run people over with tanks, foolish Terran!"

*Levitates TNB out of tank with psionic power, then drops him in the mud, face first*

"Now, Captain Janeway, about my idea for a StarCraft holodeck program..."

Star Trek.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
"Yes, well, Captain, in this universe Terrans seem to like their tanks. And while I appreciate the offer of this 'coffee' you Terrans like, I cannot drink it due to my physiology."

*Sees TNB run over BC, runs over to TNB's tank, climbs up on top, and slices open hatch with psionic blades*

"It's not nice to run people over with tanks, foolish Terran!"

*Levitates TNB out of tank with psionic power, then drops him in the mud, face first*

"Now, Captain Janeway, about my idea for a StarCraft holodeck program..."

Star Trek.

OOC: I realize that you are from Star Trek. Star Trek: Voyager is one of my favorite shows actually. My avatar was referring to the game StarCraft, as in playing it in Voyager's holodeck.

 ZergSmasher wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 ZergSmasher wrote:
"Yes, well, Captain, in this universe Terrans seem to like their tanks. And while I appreciate the offer of this 'coffee' you Terrans like, I cannot drink it due to my physiology."

*Sees TNB run over BC, runs over to TNB's tank, climbs up on top, and slices open hatch with psionic blades*

"It's not nice to run people over with tanks, foolish Terran!"

*Levitates TNB out of tank with psionic power, then drops him in the mud, face first*

"Now, Captain Janeway, about my idea for a StarCraft holodeck program..."

Star Trek.

OOC: I realize that you are from Star Trek. Star Trek: Voyager is one of my favorite shows actually. My avatar was referring to the game StarCraft, as in playing it in Voyager's holodeck.

I'd like to hear it.

*Hands Janeway a datachip with a holoprogram and replicator plans for Terran Marine armor and equipment*

"Just plug it into your computer, replicate the appropriate Terran equipment for your people, and go blast some Zerg. Tell the computer to execute program ZergSmasher one!"

*Turns toward the others*

"Perhaps some of these guys should go to your ship and play too. Might help them unwind, especially that buttery fellow."

[Curls up in a ball of ow] Bad t-tank. Wait... What's an auto s-surgeon?

...Should my arm be able to b-bend in this direction?

Our doctor can heal you.

*taps combadge*

2 to beam to sickbay.

[Crawls away and sits in corner with hands over head] No. No space ships, no robots, no h-holograms and no more grabbing me and putting things I didn't ask for in my blood-stream. Please.

*Hands BC several containers*

Here are the extra organs. Some rest and you should feel all better. Or, at the very least, normal.

...I only had t-two extra organs. [Counts containers] ...?

[Looks inside one] I don't know what this is, but I'm pretty sure it's not a k-kidney or a liver.

[Shrugs] [Puts the containers in the fridge for Blackjack]

*nods thanks*

This should go well with the xenonorph. I take it everyone else is going to pass on that?

*heals BC's arm*

*to the replicator*

Coffee, black.

*has coffeegasm*

OOC: Chakotay kicks some predator hiney- BUT SHOULD HE?!??!

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*nods thanks*

This should go well with the xenonorph. I take it everyone else is going to pass on that?

...Eh, I'll try anything once.

Wait, don't kroot inherit from what they eat? Should we be worried about you eating that Xenomorph?

Well, technically, I'd probably be fine, but my offspring could suffer. Or they could have acid blood, that's pretty cool.

*shrugs*

*cuts out a piece of xenomorph and throws it on a plate*

Acid blood and neurosis if y-you use the organs...

How is that not eating through the p-plate? [Tips head and looks under the table]

The secret is the blood clotted inside the meat. Makes a spicy bite, but its better than the bite the xenomorph had before.

I should really embrace my inner human and possess something with the full range of senses and emotions. Wait. I wonder...

Test speech, please ignore.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
The secret is the blood clotted inside the meat. Makes a spicy bite, but its better than the bite the xenomorph had before.

[Considers it] Y'know considering how my d-day has gone thus far, I think I'll pass for safety's sake. Enjoy your [waves hands] food?

[Looks at Verviedi] ... Why are you using y-your inside-head-voice?

[Fetches cup of tea from kitchen and goes to bed in butter tank]

Suit yourself.

*puts more meat on plate and goes to refrigerator for organs*

*takes a tentative bite*

Hmm, not that bad. If anyone wants some, there's plenty left still.

Jesus christ, this is still going on?

Smile! You're on camera!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Smile! You're on camera!

No, actually, I'm on camera. This is when I saved Voyager from micro-meteroids.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
Jesus christ, this is still going on?

Yep. Why not join us?

*to the replicator*

Coffee, black.

*has coffeegasm*