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**2BlackJack1**

*wipes saliva covered hat onto the ground*

I've had worse, but that's still uncalled for.

**KaptinBadrukk**

*comes from the Equinox with her lunch, consisting of a cheese sandwich*

We just fixed our replicators on the Equinox. They are not yet 100%, but they're making good sandwiches. Anyone want one? We have:

Peanut butter and jelly
Cheese
Ham and Cheese
Ham
Pulled pork

**thenoobbomb**

Russki! Detonateski the jeep stuffski!

**Verviedi**

*Doorbell rings*

Huh. My package already?

**KaptinBadrukk**

*opens door for Verviedi*

MAILMAN: Package for Verviedi.

MARLA GILMORE: Thank you.

*gives the package to Verviedi*

There you go.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up and stretches] ...
[Climbs up Verviedi and rummages through his pockets] [Steals keys to office] [Rolls away]

**Verviedi**

*Opens package, revealing fifteen high-yield landmines, a selection of illegal fireworks, a miniature fusion reactor, a cigarette lighter, some blasting caps, and a bottle of vodka*

...

*Smiles with questionable sanity*

**Buttery Commissar**

...! [Reverses] [Tugs on Verviedi's pants-leg and makes puppy dog eyes at a firework]

[Offers half eaten hat in exchange]

**ZergSmasher**

*Looks over Verviedi's shoulder at contents of package*

"I trust you to use those for the good of all, not just for amusement. Although those mines might stop the Terran in the jeep from tearing up the ground with his tires..."

*Sees BC looking up expectantly*

"No. Just no."

**Verviedi**

Nope. Nope. Nope.

*Tosses down portalglyph*

I'm new to this whole "amusement" thing. I really have no idea what I'm going to do!

**zombiekila707**

*wakes up*

Has another century passed. I missed out.

*Waddles over to the pool*

**Buttery Commissar**

...? [Returns hat to head]

[Daemonette emerges from Butter Tank looking mightily displeased, looks around questioningly, and returns inside]

ooc: What's a portalglyph?

**Verviedi**

OOC: It's a device used to summon Daemons.

*Walks over to Daemonette*

Why so sad?

*Daemonette whispers in ear*

*Blushes massively*

Well... Y-you're certainly good at making plans...

*Backs away slightly*

**2BlackJack1**

Wouldn't more amusement come by giving the spitting xenos some fireworks?

*shrugs*

Just a thought

**Verviedi**

*Passes 2BJ1 the bottle of vodka*

I have an idea!

*Begins tying fireworks together*

**2BlackJack1**

Thanks.

*takes great swig*

Much better than that amasec.

*takes another drink*

You want thish back?

*hiccups*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Gnaws on portaglyph] ..? [Bangs it on the floor until sparks occur] Ehhh..

... [Pushes chair up behind Blackjack before any major swaying occurs]

ooc: Whilst I've had continuity between kitties and BC, let's go with Stitchissar being a different entity to my usual avatar. Maybe he stole the hat or something.
Just fancied a change after putting my own hat on the toy.

**2BlackJack1**

OOC: You got it, captain!

IC: *'Gracefully' slumps into chair*

Shoot the fireworksh, my good metal man!

**Verviedi**

*Swiftly draws, aims, and fires a bolt of plasma out of a weapon hooked up to the fusion reactor, demolishing the ceiling*

*Takes shot of vodka*

Let's do thish!

*Lights the fuse conneced to the massive firework-bundle*

**Verviedi**

Oh, waif! But firsht...

*Turns on music blasting the Vostroyan planetary anthem*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Is suddenly aware of being the most responsible entity in the vicinity] [Confused]

[Drags Verviedi a safe distance away from the lit fireworks and whips up a blast screen]

...! [Dashes out and adds portalglyph to firework bundle] [Scurries back in time to watch ignition]

..Dakka.

**Verviedi**

*Massive bang as hundreds of fireworks go off at the same time in mid-air*

*Stares in awe at explosions*

Duuuuuuuuuuude....

That wash AWESHOME!

**2BlackJack1**

*claps enthusiastically*

Encore! *hiccup*

*leans back too far and chair tips over, crashing to the ground*

...ow.

**Verviedi**

*Passes out on a heavily-cushioned couch*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Pulls out marker pen and draws graffiti all over Verviedi's face]

... [Rolls him sideways into the recovery position]

[Stands over Blackjack holding marker pen and considering]

**2BlackJack1**

*fails arms pathetically*

Go away, shcary blue *hiccup* alien. Leave me *hiccup* alone.

*Attempts to get up but falls back down, out cold*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*revives 2blackjack1*

*flash git comes in*

FLASH GIT: We need Da Rippa.

MARLA GILMORE: *gives it to the git*

*flash git leaves*

**shasolenzabi**

OOC: Comp went down, it is back with improved Hard Drive, went from 500GB drive to 1TB Hard Drive, so I can be back and posting.

**KaptinBadrukk**

shasolenzabi wrote:
OOC: Comp went down, it is back with improved Hard Drive, went from 500GB drive to 1TB Hard Drive, so I can be back and posting.

OOC: Woohoo!

**ZergSmasher**

"How unsurprising. The crew of U.S.S. Equinox is now helping the Orks."

*Looks over where the fireworks just went off, shakes head*

"I hope one of you knows what happened to that porta-glyph, I somehow doubt it was destroyed in that explosion."