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2015/09/01 11:44:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sees an Imperial general with a cigar playing chess against a Lord of Change*
Well, that seems like an unfair fight. Can't those daemons see into the future?
*watches as general smugly smiles and declares checkmate*
Well then. I'd better leave these two at it.
*quietly closes the door to avoid being noticed*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/01 12:02:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*has captured Objective Ableson*
*moves towards Objective Commando*
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2015/09/01 12:27:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Would he want some of these "souls" I wonder?
*opens door and wanders in.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 12:52:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*falls over*
Who turned out the lights?
*goes to sleep*
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2015/09/01 13:59:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sound of someone's head(?) being repeatedly driven into a plaster wall] [Muffled] I don't- understand- what you're actually- angry about! [Banging stops] [Murmuring]
[Muffled] ...Oh. Yeah, I suppose... I didn't realise that was a thing. Carry on, I guess. [Violent thudding resumes]
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2015/09/01 14:03:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*is wynched back up by a passing Techmarine*
*wakes up*
Huh. Wat? I wasn't asleep!
*turns around, and accidentally clips the Techmarine around the head with the Lascannon*
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2015/09/01 14:08:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*cruise missile strikes Objective Carrots, killing all hostiles nearby*
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill
...how do so many people and objectives fit in one room?
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2015/09/01 14:23:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...What?
*Activates flashlight*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/01 14:42:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 thenoobbomb wrote:*cruise missile strikes Objective Carrots, killing all hostiles nearby*
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill
...how do so many people and objectives fit in one room?
Room? We're all in a Tank. I think.
Wait.
What.
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2015/09/01 14:48:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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We are in a multidimensional tank, inside of a room with imprecise dimensions. In fact, I theroise that it is actually "alive" in a way. The room seems to be on a planet of some kind. Inside the room are various side rooms, including Vervi's office, and my workshop.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/01 14:50:12
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 16:56:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Loud banging continues] [Muffled] Why are you letting him do this? I thought we were friends! ... ... What? No, I don't enjoy it. Who on Terra enjoys being punched repeatedly into a wall? ... ... Well I don't!
[Thudding sound stops] [Muffled] Oh, thank the Emperor... W-wait, I mean present company- Oh, you're cool with him, huh?
Daemons that are more religiously tolerant than Imperials. Who'd have thought?
[Muffled] Look, I'm sorry I don't violate your sister, and that makes her feel like a failure as a Daemonette... I'll- I'll try harder in future?
... What is he doing ...? [Sounds of heavy metal clinking] ...? Go back to the punching, please. I have far less objection to it than... ... ... ... Actually, that's not so b- nghfff. Mrrmmmff! [Crashing sounds of attempted escape]
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2015/09/01 16:59:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*opens door*
Oh, come now, leave BC alone.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 17:32:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Is fully clothed, and being nailed upside down to the wall by a large daemon, whilst the Daemonette attempts to assist by feeding BC the remains of the bouquet]
[Spits out flower] ...This is pretty much exactly what it looks like.
Just be impressed my hat stayed on- Grrmmfl. Stop it. I don't like the blue ones.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/01 17:51:23
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2015/09/01 17:37:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*stares at tableau*
*sigh*
*to lord of change*
If you wouldn't mind, we'd like out commissar back. I can buy him with these... things if you want.
*holds up bag of souls*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/01 18:15:52
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 17:39:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Bursts into room with BC and the Daemons*
"Release the buttery Terran at once, foul creatures!"
*Activates shield and psionic blades, and stabs the Keeper of Secrets in the chest with both blades*
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2015/09/01 17:41:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hey! I was having a nice trade, and you burst in and try to kill him. No wonder he's so angry.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 18:14:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shoots one of the chains, flipping BC onto the floor... Less than elegantly*
Who were you talking to?
Anyway. I suppose I should probably assist you.
*Gingerly pulls painkiller out of pocket*
*KoS smashes it into the ground*
Wha-
How the-
You're not even wearing shoes!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/01 18:21:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Will everybody please calm down and STOP TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!
*cue suddenly enraged fio'o*
YOU!
*points angrily at LOC*
TAKE THESE!
*violently throws bag of souls*
*cuts remaining restraint off BC and hauls onto shoulder*
*angrily marches out of door*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 18:25:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Uh oh... He's pissed...
*Somewhat terrified expression*
*Follows Co'tor*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/01 18:30:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*random ork tries to attack*
*bashes it in face extremely hard with wrench*
AND SOMEONE DEAL WITH THESE ORKS!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 19:07:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... He was a nice daemon... was just... just going to educate me in how to... how to properly look after his... his sister... ... you know what... I'm probably better off out of there.... [Coughs out a daisy]
Which way up am I? [Confused]
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2015/09/01 19:12:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*plonks BC down on sofa outside tank*
*storms off angrily workshop*
*trips and falls down the stairs*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 19:35:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Wall Explodes*
Finally found you mutie bastards!
*Grabs fleeing ork boy and rips him in half*
OOC: Name this character and you get a exalt
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/01 19:39:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thanks Co'tor. [Waves cheerfully]
[Flinches at wall debris] Though I do approve of the ork destruction.
[Slowly walks back towards tank and peers inside] This is getting ridiculous. [Heads back down corridor and looks for an actual maintenance room]
ooc: Frank?
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2015/09/01 19:39:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*muffled groaning from workshop*
OOC:well, it's from the original fallouts, I know that much. I recognize the style.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 19:47:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Thanks Co'tor. [Waves cheerfully] [Flinches at wall debris] Though I do approve of the ork destruction. [Slowly walks back towards tank and peers inside] This is getting ridiculous. [Heads back down corridor and looks for an actual maintenance room] ooc: Frank?
The utter annihilation of all mutants is my secondary objective primary objective is to protect the president! *Begins killing off the remaining orks* OOC: DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER! Frank Horrigan main bad guy in fallout 2. I prefer the pip boy description "genetically engineered total homicidal maniac cyborg bodyguard"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/01 19:49:38
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/01 21:40:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*wanders slightly unsteadily back up stairs out of workshop beaming, if slightly concussed*
Ah, Buttery!
*hugs BC*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/01 21:40:26
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 21:52:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You alright there?
*Hands pain pill to Co'tor and wanders into the Butter-Tank to find a room to take over*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/01 22:00:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Hey guys.
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2015/09/01 22:06:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Very gently leads Co'tor to the sofa and sits him down with a blanket and a warm drink]
You ever think of investing in a helmet?
[Opens Butter Tank outer maintenance] Hm. There's got to be a self defence mechanism in here somewhere, if nothing else.
Ah. [Takes off Jacket] [Rubs one of the various blood stains onto a sensor pad] Let's see what this does...
[Brief howling from inside as the remaining Orks are incinerated]
[Looks at sensor] [Leans out of hatch] Anyone else want to give me a blood sample? I want to test a thing!
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