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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

What is a "USA"?
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
What is a "USA"?


OOC: Is that IC or OOC?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Selym wrote:
*punches Riker in the gut, causing him to double up*

I'll have that, human.

*starts painting scenes of battle onto BC's hat*


*is all right*

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

*phasers Selym*

Riker to Enterprise, one to beam up!

*beams out*


*still ignoring*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*beams back down*

Selym! Where the hell are you?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

AHH!

*Fires a full-power anti-tank dart out of my finger at Frank*

Oh, gak. Sorry, Frank.

*Casually pulls dart out of Frank's torso and throws it away*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*goes to Frank*

Are you all right?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*beams back down*

Selym! Where the hell are you?
*finishes painting naked Eldar on BC's hat, and hands it back to him*

Consider this an offer of truce, mon'keigh. I was not certain of your orientations, so both genders have been articulated.
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

There you are.

I don't want the hat.

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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*goes to Frank*

Are you all right?


*Back hands Riker smashing most of his teeth and pulverizes his lower jaw.*

I am Frank Horrigan your signs of concern are disgusting to me! Besides it was a dart!

*Looks over to selym*

United states of america the greatest country ever!

OOC: Frank is a SUPER patriot remember.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*goes to Frank*

Are you all right?


*Back hands Riker smashing most of his teeth and pulverizes his lower jaw.*

I am Frank Horrigan your signs of concern are disgusting to me! Besides it was a dart!

*Looks over to selym*

United states of america the greatest country ever!

OOC: Frank is a SUPER patriot remember.


OW!!!!!!!!

You crazy I'll have you!!!

*vaporizes ZK and beams up for a new set of teeth*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
There you are.

I don't want the hat.
Not you, the Buttery One.
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
There you are.

I don't want the hat.
Not you, the Buttery One.


*beams down with new teeth*

Oh.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
There you are.

I don't want the hat.
Not you, the Buttery One.


*beams down with new teeth*

Oh.


*notices little burn mark on front of power armor*

What was that a TV remote come now you can do better then that! Though it is pretty cool that your TV remote has a little laser!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at hat] ... ... [Shrugs and puts it on] Thanks, I guess. I may have to hide this occasionally.
If you were so concerned about my orientation that you put both genders on there... Why did you make them both Eldar, which makes the whole concern somewhat irrelevant?

[Looks up] And why does it say "Your species is terrible; you are terrible." on the underneath of the brim?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

The answer to both is that your kind is thick and hairy. And the genitals are the wrong way around.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 zombiekila707 wrote:

United states of america the greatest country ever!


*Simultaneously makes the pre-war and modern american salute*

America, land of the free! Free to the power of the men in uniform!


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 sing your life wrote:
 zombiekila707 wrote:

United states of america the greatest country ever!


*Simultaneously makes the pre-war and modern american salute*

America, land of the free! Free to the power of the men in uniform!

OOC: Ha!
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

So you're an Eldar? I thought I was just alone in this room with all these ignorant Mon'keighs.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Who are you?
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

The whispering is getting... stronger. More, clear, in a way. It wants me to do something, but I don't know what it is.

*shrugs and digs into the refrigerator for various pieces of meat.*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

My name is Farseer Macha Ulthuan of Craftworld Biel-Tahn.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I would normally hit on you, but I once got rejected by a robot.

And honestly I can't beat an assassin, unless it lets me know it's coming.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Hmmm, I may have to go and grab some elf meat from a locally passing craftworld, now I have that craving!"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
 zombiekila707 wrote:

United states of america the greatest country ever!


*Simultaneously makes the pre-war and modern american salute*

America, land of the free! Free to the power of the men in uniform!



Arrest her! Why? For sarcasm! You know what the penalty for this heinous crime! SAME AS ALL THE OTHERS! DEATH!

*Enclave soldiers rush forward with shackles*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
The whispering is getting... stronger. More, clear, in a way. It wants me to do something, but I don't know what it is.

*shrugs and digs into the refrigerator for various pieces of meat.*
That can't possibly become an issue...

*arrogant stare*

 sing your life wrote:
My name is Farseer Macha Ulthuan of Craftworld Biel-Tahn.
It is good to meet you. I am Warlock Idranel of Ulthwe.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/08 20:51:30


 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

OOC: She wasn't being sarcastic.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Why so cocky? It's not like you're without fla-

*abruptly stops talking and cocks head, as if listening to something*

I... I don't feel right.

*shoves more food into the plate*

More food couldn't hurt anything.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
OOC: She wasn't being sarcastic.


*Enclave scientist comes over and whispers in my ear*

What!? No sarcasm at all? You sure? *Whisper*

*Swats scientist away causing him to vomit up some of his eternal organs*

Whoops false alarm everyone we got a true patriot over here!

Bring forth the Jet so we can all get high off of mutant cow farts!

*Enclave pass around Jet to everyone*

OOC: lol my bad


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Selym wrote:The answer to both is that your kind is thick and hairy. And the genitals are the wrong way around.
Wait, who's? What, like they're at the back? Or in the middle of the chest? [Perplexed]

sing your life wrote:So you're an Eldar? I thought I was just alone in this room with all these ignorant Mon'keighs.
Ignorant? [Raises eyebrows] [Sends Verviedi several video URLs over the noosphere]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Selym wrote:The answer to both is that your kind is thick and hairy. And the genitals are the wrong way around.
Wait, who's? What, like they're at the back? Or in the middle of the chest? [Perplexed]

sing your life wrote:So you're an Eldar? I thought I was just alone in this room with all these ignorant Mon'keighs.
Ignorant? [Raises eyebrows] [Sends Verviedi several video URLs over the noosphere]

*whispers into BC's ear, explaining Eldar reproduction*

And that is why. Don't go into it further.

OOC: I do actually have an answer, cooked up from various parts of the internet, odd biology facts, and an overactive imagination. It's not suitable for Dakka.
   
 
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