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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Hey, I was honoring him! It's an insult to his warrior spirit to not eat him after death. Do you want am upset warrior spirit hanging around?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Hey, I was honoring him! It's an insult to his warrior spirit to not eat him after death. Do you want am upset warrior spirit hanging around?


You think I care about your pagan beliefs creature? A race the worships cannibalism! Jesus! And I though Super mutants were bad...

Beliefs or not we can learn something from him then let you appease your spirits.... Also hes alive and not dead so no warrior spirits around the corpse technically.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/09 23:36:33



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Put my uniform and hat back in the Butter Tank, or I swear to the Emperor that I'm going to spend the rest of my time in this room naked and angry.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Drags uniform and hat into the tank*

Better?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

We don't worship cannibalism. We revere kroot hawks because they are our main ancestor, but we have no real deities. And besides, when you can only remain sentient by eating other sentient creatures, you can hardly blame us for actually using our surroundings.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Verviedi wrote:
*Drags uniform and hat into the tank*

Better?
... [Pops toast out]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OOC: 300 pages!!!! Woohoo!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*returns with a clone of BC slung over shoulder, apparently vegetative*

Alright then, who wants to do some SCIENCE!

*puts on goggles*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I have his personality stored in the toaster here. Do you have the plug in his neck installed?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*seemly oblivious to the easy way*

FIRE UP THE LIGHTNING GENERATOR!

*fastens the BC clone and the toaster onto large boards, and puts helmets with wires attached on both*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Daemonette pokes clone in the face, tilts head curiously, grins suggestively]

G-get away from that... No you can't have your own.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...Sure.

*Sits back and watches Co'tor perform his magic*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*watches intently*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

THROW THE SWITCH, IG0-R!

*a somehow hunchbacked drone pulls a switch*

*Electricity courses through the wire, sparking and flashing, as both the body and toaster begin to glow*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Sits in corner playing Texas Holden with Bc brain leech and some deathclaws.*

Hold up what are you doing making a monster we already doing that with his corpse!

*brain creature gurgles with glee*

Hey keep that gak to yourself cuscus


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Passes Co'tor a clipboard of safety procedures he's breaking*

*Casually puts on sunglasses and begins eating popcorn*

This is glorious! Better than the time you created a body for me that tanked plasma!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Still less uncomfortable than Wednesday date-night, on the whole.

Wait, what did Frank just say?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*pulls up a chair and begins chewing on tyranids' remains*

After the first meal, that whispering doesn't even show up after that. Plus, I'm bound to get some sort of good DNA off of these.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You do realize that you're probably not out of date night, right? You're probably fethed once he gets you back to the realm of the living.

...

...

...

*Twitches slightly at the use of my words*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*with a sudden stop the electricity stops, and the body and toaster fall back to the slabs*

*pokes the new BC*

You in there?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Blinks] ...Trippy. My mouth tastes like tinfoil.

...Am I at least wearing pants?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Yes. Yes you are.

*Drags BC into the tank to change into his uniform*

*Skedaddles*

OOC: Did your avatar change? The face seems different.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

ooc: Slightly. He's frowning because my cat charged across my work desk and scattered all the tiny pieces I'd put together for a diorama. Somewhere on my workroom carpet is a pair of tiny converted hands and a commissar head.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Cats seem to hate hobbies. Mine regularly roots around in my bitz box, and I swear that she dragged a Kataphron halfway across the house.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

ooc: Yep. Mine snapped the lascannon of the Aquila lander I spent five months repairing and put in her water dish. I haven't really got an explanation.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

IT WORKED!

HAHAHAHA!

OOC: our cats like to try and get up on the table when we play. They're gargantuan creatures

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/10 03:11:28


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

"En Taro Tassadar, good people. We seem to have won the day against the Tyranids, although many Protoss bravely gave their lives to achieve this."

*Notices BC in his new body*

"It would seem that the buttery Terran also gave his life, although he at least got it back, although that silly Daemonette will own him all over again, I'm sure..."

OOC: Wow, 4 pages in a day? How can I possibly keep up?

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
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The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Unsteady] Uniform? What's the rush? [Tank hatch closes and locks]
[Muffled] Ah. Look, this body is new, I'm just getting used to having legs again...
Movie night? That sounds lovely. I'll get the popcorn.

[Muffled] Servitors Gone Wild? Oh, Hell. I'm not even a little bit forgiven for the engineseer, am I.

[Tank rocks severely] [Occasional sound of small explosions and muffled whimpering]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

It is a full moon. I have turned into a robot again. Awwoooooooo!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
 
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