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*Notices the word "Servitors Gone Wild"*

Eh, you should be OK. I think that was the title of the Legio Cybernetica's safety video.

Well, judging by the fact that you're you, you'll find it more terrifying than Cthulhu, but...

...I need a way of making better speeches.

*Wanders over to TCL*

Wait, you turn into a robot at night?

...Mind lying down on that metal table?

*badrukk leaves. Voyager arrives*

*beams down. To the replicator*

Coffee, black.

[Emerges from tank immaculately dressed, but clearly not having slept] [Sits on sofa and stares into space for a while]

... ... ...gears. All clicky.

[Curls up and sleeps on sofa]

[Daemonette steps out and places a fuzzy blanket over BC before disappearing back into tank] [It has little tanks on it]
...? ...A Tanky blankie? [Goes back to sleep]

*Walks over to BC and looks at him*

Do I want to know?

[Curls up in blanket] I think she underestimated how frightening that film would be, and now [looks around carefully] actually feels bad...

Not that commissars are frightened of anything... [Waves hand vaguely]

*Pats BC's shoulder*

Don't feel bad. I almost fell asleep during that video. It's... Odd.

Is everyone all right?

[Mumbles about being patronised] ... [Goes back to sleep]

[Leg twitches like a dog while dreaming] ...gears.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Notices the word "Servitors Gone Wild"*

Eh, you should be OK. I think that was the title of the Legio Cybernetica's safety video.

Well, judging by the fact that you're you, you'll find it more terrifying than Cthulhu, but...

...I need a way of making better speeches.

*Wanders over to TCL*

Wait, you turn into a robot at night?

...Mind lying down on that metal table?

I am a robot from the future. Scientists have sent me back in time to steal jobs from hard working Americans. I do not have time to go take a nap. I also can not lay down in this costume. Beep boop.

So I'm failing at being nice? Awww :(

 Verviedi wrote:
So I'm failing at being nice? Awww :(

Hate to tell you this, Verviedi, but you're failing at being nice.

*to the replicator*

Coffee, black.

*gives the cup to Verviedi.*

ooc: BC doesn't really understand people being conventionally nice.
Consider that he enjoyed going to the commissariat because it was a comfort zone where things made sense for once.

*is seen opening a stupendous amount of gold packs in a corner*

OOC: It's not as if TNB cares about anything other than playing Battlefield and accusing others of being hackers, so..

*the cube reminds everyone who sees it that it looks like a dice*

*sees gold packs*

Ferengi would be interested in those.

You have packs full of these worthless gold? Humans....

TNB does.

And who exactly is Ferengi?

A species.

OOC: SYL, did you ever watch Star Trek?

Are they one of the 200 xenos species you humans ignorantly exterminated without even trying to negotiate with last week?

OOC: I was talking in the character of Macha, who being an Eldar doesn't even know what Star Trek even is.

 sing your life wrote:
Are they one of the 200 xenos species you humans ignorantly exterminated without even trying to negotiate with last week?

OOC: I was talking in the character of Macha, who being an Eldar doesn't even know what Star Trek even is.

No. That was the Equinox. I'm captain of the Voyager.

Ferengi are big eared creatures that love profit.

So you call youself a voyager? I bet I'd been on more fantastic voyages by the time I was halfway through infancy than you've ever been on in your pathetically short life.

I'm not sure what to say about that.

Oi, stop being belligerent. I know you've been on plenty of voyages.

Okay, I will stop it.

No, not you. You're fine. I meant the belligerent little witch over there.
*Points at Macha*

Personally I would suggest you apologise to we Eldar on behalf of your fellow Mon'keighs for turning this galaxy into a gakhole.

[Sits up] Heh, you'd know plenty about gak holes as well, if that image website is anything to go by.
[High fives Verviedi]

Stop that! It's silly!

*hive fives BC*