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What exactly are you Mon'keighs doing right now?

Wait, why do I have a port at all? Surely, I don't have the bionics any more, why would that be necessary? [Confused]

... [Hands over weapons] Not that I don't have faith in the process.

[Looks up at Macha] He's put my mind in a new body and doing so has basically removed my restrictions on being a sexless dangerous psychopath, outside of, you know, free will. So rather than see how that pans out, we're shocking my brain into submission.

I think.

That or he just likes poking around inside there, I'm never entirely sure.

 sing your life wrote:
What exactly are you Mon'keighs doing right now?

BATTLEFIELD

Drinking coffee, black.

I had it installed just in case I needed to save your life with bionics again.

Oh, by the way.

*Draws some blood from BC's arm and tucks it into a refridgerated briefcase*

Just in case I you want a new body. You're functionally immortal now, as long as someone can keep putting your mind into a new clone.

[Mumbles] Go park your stupid tank in that room and wait for back up, they said. Easy PDF assignment, nothing much to do, they said.

I almost miss being shot at by heretics and shelled, that at least made sense.

[Looks up] I think they knew it was like this in here...

[Blinks] I think my paranoia may be prevailing.

 Verviedi wrote:
I had it installed just in case I needed to save your life with bionics again.

Oh, by the way.

*Draws some blood from BC's arm and tucks it into a refridgerated briefcase*

Just in case I you want a new body. You're functionally immortal now, as long as someone can keep putting your mind into a new clone.

We can transfer your consciousness to a hologram aboard Voyager.

But I don't want to be a hologram. Or a toaster. Or a mutated tyranid. Or a part sea urchin, part bionic anything...

I just want to be a commissar and drive my tank that thinks it's a dog, and shoot the occasional enemy of mankind. [Looks at feet] Maybe burn a few heretics. Purge a few mutants, daemons, that sort of thing. [Twitches]

Well, at this point you are one of the two actual heratics in this room.

*Shivers*

You know, I really think I've done enough.

*Finalizes the fix and uploads it to BC's mind, then hands him a coffee*

Alright, chem gelding and sociopathy fixed, brainwashing made less intrusive, and a liver tumor removed.

...Who's the other one?

*to the replicator*

Coffee, black.

*has cofffeegasm*

Janeway to Voyager. What's happening up there?

CHAKOTAY: A ship just arrived in orbit. we can't identify it. it looks like a living sphere.

One to beam up

*Janeway beams up*

OOC: The ship in orbit is Tyranid.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Oh, come now, even I can see that's cruel. Let the poor thing wander around a bit

*deactivates field holding it back*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Well that was dumb...

*Creature breaks from co'tor and kills the enclave soldiers and runs out of the room.*

Pfff well you just released a highly evolved tyranid creature who is the equivalent of a walking hive mind right when you deactivated that force feild it probably contacted local tyranids..

*The Creature runs back in and headbutts The Cube*

*The Cube rolls*

*A deep, omnipresent voice states: "TWENTY!" *

*The Creature turns into a caterpillar*

*Voyager warps out of the system and the tyranid ship leaves*

Huh, that's interesting.

*Unplugs BC and walks over to the cube*

*Rolls the cube at Macha*

 Verviedi wrote:
Huh, that's interesting.

*Unplugs BC and walks over to the cube*

*Rolls the cube at Macha*

TEN

*A lawyer appears, and accuses Macha of being an accessory to a crime*

I-I'm not a heretic... I just have adaptable morals. [Troubled expression] I don't actively dislike or work against the Imperium or anything-
[Loads files] ... [Stares into space for a while]

[Picks up caterpillar and puts it on hat for safety]

[Sits quietly]

...Did I break something?

Well, doing what you have done with the daemonette, and owning a Malal necklace are enough of a reason for your Imperium to forget I exist for a moment and burn you instead.

And I would get dissected, deleted, and purged from the Noosphere by the Mechanicus if I were captured!

*walks in*

I am Captain Ransom of the Equinox.

Ensign Gilmore suggested we make a permanent living here. I told her we will see. What's happening? Nucleogenic lifeform attacks are now becoming less frequent.

*The Cube materialises on Cpt. Ransom's head*

The hell is this?

*throws it on the ground*

ELEVEN

*Cpt. Ransom's head begins sprouting daisies*

Who's doing this?!

*Marla Gilmore comes in and cuts the flowers off Ransom's head*

Never have I been so confused in my whole life. Except for that one time we all fought Demoman's eyeball. Now that was a real head-scratcher.

*shakes hands with TCL*

Captain Ransom.

Oh! I know you! You're famous actor Kirk Douglas! Can you sign my Elf skull, Mr. Douglas? *Holds up what appears to be a regular human skull*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh! I know you! You're famous actor Kirk Douglas! Can you sign my Elf skull, Mr. Douglas? *Holds up what appears to be a regular human skull*

I'm not Kirk Douglas.

But I will sign your skull.

*signs it*

 Selym wrote:
ELEVEN

*Cpt. Ransom's head begins sprouting daisies*

*Sits up from smoking cigar stares at Cpt.Ransom for ten seconds*

Nope!

*Shoots Cpt. Ransom with End Boss plasma gun turning him into a pile of green goo*

*runs out of the avatar room and back onto the Equinox*