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OOC: Fallout games Have a "special" (Strength, perception, endurance, charisma, intelligence, agility, luck) each "special skill" is between 1 and 10 as a player you only have 5 points in everything to start and nine extra points to put into your character and Frank Horrigan is the only one with 10 points in everything.

Ehh, good enough. What's your name Corporal? *Holds hand out for radio*

What about our date Jane? Are we still on it? We already had cookies so now you only need to ask me my cup size and match a couple of tokens to make it an succesfull date.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Ehh, good enough. What's your name Corporal? *Holds hand out for radio*

Everyone calls me "Noob". *places radio on the ground, it begins beeping*

*several soldiers spawn around the radio*

 Selym wrote:
*The black hole begins making some odd sounds, like that of a rolling dice*

*Shoots self with Singularity Gun goes into black hole finds cube and shakes it*

Is there going to be a half life 3?

*waits for answer*

I believe they finally got around to releasing it sometime in M29.

Verviedi wrote:...Did I break something?

Hm? [Looks up] There's a lot to reflect on. [Tickles hat-caterpillar] [Gives it a leaf to chew]

2BlackJack1 wrote:Well, doing what you have done with the daemonette, and owning a Malal necklace are enough of a reason for your Imperium to forget I exist for a moment and burn you instead.

... ... Hey! I d-don't do things with her. She does them to me. And t-technically I don't own the pendant, she made me eat it and it never re-emerged. [Troubled expression] I guess that's past-me's issue now.

Verviedi wrote:And I would get dissected, deleted, and purged from the Noosphere by the Mechanicus if I were captured!

...Would that also include things you worked on and experimented with? [Looks nervously at self and then Butter-Tank]

 sing your life wrote:
And besides, Russia is so much better than the USA. Comparing Russia to the USA is like comparing making gentle, passionate love with the Emperor [before his son beat him into a almost dead pulp] to being tentacle raped to death by a Tyranid whilst the two of you neck deep in Ork gak.

Quite honestly the latter still sound preferable.
[Stares into space] ...Goddamn Daemonette messing with my head.

Name's Jane Doe. Most people call me Soldier.

*Shouts at seemingly nothing*

Listen, voice in my head that sounds like Farsight Macho! I am already in a committed relationship!

*Looks at radio* You know, we have something like that back where I'm from. They called it a teleporter. But unless we are going to build us a staircase out of here from these soldiers this radio isn't much help.

Are you working for Slaanesh?

 sing your life wrote:
I believe they finally got around to releasing it sometime in M29.

Shut up I asked the CUBE IT HAS POWER UNTAPPED BY GENERATIONS OF MUTIE FREAKS SUCH AS YOURSELF!

*Calms down*

Ok Cube got a better one... What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Name's Jane Doe. Most people call me Soldier.

*Shouts at seemingly nothing*

Listen, voice in my head that sounds like Farsight Macho! I am already in a committed relationship!

*Looks at radio* You know, we have something like that back where I'm from. They called it a teleporter. But unless we are going to build us a staircase out of here from these soldiers this radio isn't much help.

Well, the Radio allows more soldiers to appear here...

 zombiekila707 wrote:


Ok Cube got a better one... What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

I am! And you can't be in a "committed relationship" with your hands

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Selym wrote:
*The black hole begins making some odd sounds, like that of a rolling dice*

*Shoots self with Singularity Gun goes into black hole finds cube and shakes it*

Is there going to be a half life 3?

*waits for answer*

Does the robot know?
Yes, I think he does...
Nah, look at it, it's just shaking me.
Rather odd that, isn't it? I think it's trying to communicate.
Communicate this!.

SEVENTEEN!

*several heavily armoured Riot Police charge at Frank, with riot shields and tazer-batons*

Hey! Look! A fortress made out of skulls. I wonder if I give them some of mine they'll teleport us back to LizzardCon.

Lizzardcon? Where's that? A new map?

*re-opens the portal and pulls TCL back into the room*

Huh, where did that Soldier guy go?

*Explains this to Macha*

WizardCon! It's a place where people who normally never leave their homes put on some sunscreen, terrible costumes and attend a crowded convention celebrating video games. Like World of Tankscraft or StarOrcs: Broom War. It was the place we just came from. Didn't you see the Elves and Draenei?

 Verviedi wrote:
And I would get dissected, deleted, and purged from the Noosphere by the Mechanicus if I were captured!

I'd probably be simply killed. Would probebly be the same with the empire too, they already disappeared me.

What has Wizardcon got to do with this? You don't even understand how a date is supposed to work, do you?

*appears back in reality*

Hey guys!

Hello.

It's where we are at, you communist witch. *Draws shotgun* Now I'm going to show you a cosplay you aren't ever going to forget. I'm cosplaying my boot going straight up your ass! And not in a sexy way either.

Corporal Noob! Help me kill this Borscht sucking Space Elf.

 Selym wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Selym wrote:
*The black hole begins making some odd sounds, like that of a rolling dice*

*Shoots self with Singularity Gun goes into black hole finds cube and shakes it*

Is there going to be a half life 3?

*waits for answer*

Does the robot know?
Yes, I think he does...
Nah, look at it, it's just shaking me.
Rather odd that, isn't it? I think it's trying to communicate.
Communicate this!.

SEVENTEEN!

*several heavily armoured Riot Police charge at Frank, with riot shields and tazer-batons*

*Listens to Cube*

Hey I am not a fething robot

*Turns and blasts apart charging riot police, Then uses personal teleporter to teleport back to base*

Enclave scientist figure this cube out! *Stares at cube intensely* There are voices coming from it or my head and one of those seems out of place!

*Scientist begin to study the cube*

Double the watch crazy gak happens with that cube.

 sing your life wrote:
Are you working for Slaanesh?

Me? I'm an Imperial Commissar! I do Imperial things! I have a Commissar hat! [Looks at it] I have a Commissar hat with naked Eldar on it!
And an Imperial tank! [Daemonette steps out of tank and waves before vanishing] An Imperial tank with at least one sex Daemon in there! [Puts head in hands]

I swear to the Emperor I w-was normal when I c-came in here...

Oh great, it's palmed us off to another thing that thinks I'm an inanimate object!
At least I'm not shaking anymore.
I preferred when the robot was at least trying to communicate, this thing's just poking me with bits of metal.
Well, there's not much I can do, really. I shall just sit back and rel-
WHAT IS IT DOING!?
It's generating heat on me. Pretty colours.

*the scientist has taken a blowtorch to The Cube*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
It's where we are at, you communist witch. *Draws shotgun* Now I'm going to show you a cosplay you aren't ever going to forget. I'm cosplaying my boot going straight up your ass! And not in a sexy way either.

Corporal Noob! Help me kill this Borscht sucking Space Elf.

Que music! *battle music begins playing*

 Selym wrote:
Oh great, it's palmed us off to another thing that thinks I'm an inanimate object!
At least I'm not shaking anymore.
I preferred when the robot was at least trying to communicate, this thing's just poking me with bits of metal.
Well, there's not much I can do, really. I shall just sit back and rel-
WHAT IS IT DOING!?
It's generating heat on me. Pretty colours.

*the scientist has taken a blowtorch to The Cube*

Why are you putting a blow torch to the cube?

*scientist shrugs and whispers in my ear*

Why do you guys whisper so much Jesus... You theorize little people live in there? Aint nobody got time for that!

*Picks up the cube*

HELLO! WE ARE THE ENCLAVE AND WE ARE HERE TO..."HELP" WHO ARE YOU?

Wait, let's just put all I'll weapons down for a minute and I'll explain how a date works.

*breathes in and out slowly*

Okay, so we start off by asking each other questions about each other like favourite pastimes and colours [if you can't see mine's red you must be fething blind BTW]. Sometimes I will ask you to if you remember something about me so I can know whever you care about me enough to remember those things. If I'm hungry I will refuse to talk until you buy some food and shove it into my face. After this you have to ask me on a date, which I will accept and we will go to some random hangout spot where you will have to earn points by matching differant tokens in a grid using a limited number of moves. Get enough points and the date will be sucessfull and I will give you some money and sent you a picture of myself to your phone.

Well, at least you don't have to worry about someone shooting you in the back while you go to the latrines. Anything here that wants to kill you is pretty honest about it.