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**sing your life**

So are you quitting on me? Well, are you?

**Co'tor Shas**

*wanders up to TCL*

*cheerfully*
Hello there. Who are you?

**sing your life**

*to CS* Private, how tall are you?

**2BlackJack1**

I'm not even a human to begin with, but I could use the weight loss, so I'll sign up for this cadet camp, if you'll have me.

**thenoobbomb**

sing your life wrote:
No, I'm your drill instructor. Don't fething interrupt me.

I'm a First Lieutenant, and almost a Captain! I'll do as I like!

**TheCustomLime**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
*wanders up to TCL*

*cheerfully*
Hello there. Who are you?

Private First Class Yvan Lorrick, Cadian 194th Regiment. Please don't touch me.

**Co'tor Shas**

sing your life wrote:
*to CS* Private, how tall are you?

I'm a Fio'O actually and I'm 4'10". We earth caste tend be be quite short when compared to humand.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Doorbell rings] [Door is slammed open before anyone can react]
[Robed Sister of Battle strides into room]

Is this because I said "I need a nun."? Because this is very much not what I meant.

[Sister shoves business card at BC]
"Penitence and heretical behaviour specialist." oh, I see. I guess I do need help with that. It's just that every time I try and repent, I just end up- *
[Is pulled out of seat and drawn to face height with the SoB]
...You've got very pretty eyes.

[Awkward pause] [Is dragged into the Butter Tank, apologising profusely]

**Selym**

sing your life wrote:
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fething beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian gak! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no bigotry here. I do not look down on Witches, Elfdar, Twists or joker. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Feth off!
Roll me!

**Co'tor Shas**

*picks up cube and tosses it to nearby drone*
*drones start playing an RPG using cube as a die*

**TheCustomLime**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Doorbell rings] [Door is slammed open before anyone can react]
[Robed Sister of Battle strides into room]

Is this because I said "I need a nun."? Because this is very much not what I meant.

[Sister shoves business card at BC]
"Penitence and heretical behaviour specialist." oh, I see. I guess I do need help with that. It's just that every time I try and repent, I just end up- *
[Is pulled out of seat and drawn to face height with the SoB]
...You've got very pretty eyes.

[Awkward pause] [Is dragged into the Butter Tank, apologising profusely]

It is always nice to see such pure and noble beings like the Adepta Sororitas help Commissars see the errors of their ways.

**Co'tor Shas**

Well, they can try, but we'll have him back to normal in about a day at most. I like him the way he is. He doesn't try to kill me. You havn't either now that I think about it. Good job. Most imperals try the first time they see me.

**TheCustomLime**

I'm in the warp, foul Xenos. I think trying to exterminate all things foul is a futile effort at this point. Besides, my Lasgun is out of ammo. I was yelling "PEW PEW PEW" before I got sucked into this place to stop my Commissar from executing me for cowardice.

**2BlackJack1**

Well, if you're worried about exterminating foul things, you could start with the fanatics worshipping a possibly false deity which they needlessly throw their lives away for. Oh wait, that would be you and that Sororita.

**TheCustomLime**

So, remind me again about Tau and the Etherals. I heard a Tau would kill themselves if an Etheral told them to. At my Emperor protects my race from the horrors that lurk... here. Your Etherals enslave your kind and all heretical collaborators.

**2BlackJack1**

Which is exactly why I don't buy into the Greater Good. I prefer going across the stars, you get a much more diverse diet that way.

**Selym**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
*picks up cube and tosses it to nearby drone*
*drones start playing an RPG using cube as a die*

Oh lord, what the HELL are they doing?
I think it's a game.

*much throwing and sailing through the air of The Cube*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
WHEEEEEEE!

SIX!

*the creature depicted in the following image appears: *

Spoiler:

OH BOLLOCKS!
Whoops.
I've done it now.
Meet the Spinosaurus. It's an enormous terran carnivore from over 65 milion years ago. Give or take a few million. Possibly ten million.

*profuse swearing as the 18-metre-long monster starts attacking The Cube*

Something help me!
I may be indestructible, but I can feel ya know!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sister of Battle walks out from Butter Tank, throws mace at floor, and despairs at the ceiling]
[Follows her out with uniform in disarray] I'm s-sorry! I don't know how this keeps happ-

[Stares at the dinosaur]

[Sister walks up to Spinosaur and stares it down, tells it off like an ill behaved puppy until it drops the cube] [Spinosaur sits in corner and looks ashamed]

[Carefully picks up cube and puts it on the table]

[Sister sighs] [Dragged back into tank by ear]

**sing your life**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, they can try, but we'll have him back to normal in about a day at most. I like him the way he is. He doesn't try to kill me. You havn't either now that I think about it. Good job. Most imperals try the first time they see me.

Funny, I didn't know you stack a pile of gak that high.

**Co'tor Shas**

TheCustomLime wrote:
So, remind me again about Tau and the Etherals. I heard a Tau would kill themselves if an Etheral told them to. At my Emperor protects my race from the horrors that lurk... here. Your Etherals enslave your kind and all heretical collaborators.

Well enslaved is a strong word in the circumstances, especially as it is willing. They don't, however, hold with detractors, but nobdy knows, so it's not really a factor. Blue-orange morality for the most part. It always seemed a little odd to me, although I guesd that's probably the reason theu tried to kill me.

*absentninedly shoots a dino with pule pistol*

I might have an extra weapon in there if you can come back alive.
*indicates workshop*

**sing your life**

An extra weapon?

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON!!

**Buttery Commissar**

sing your life wrote:
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON!!

[Leans out of tank] Somebody call?
[Hauled back inside]

**sing your life**

And what might your name be Scumbag?

**Co'tor Shas**

Well, what else am I supposed to do with them? I guess I could stop building them, but that's no fun at all.

**Co'tor Shas**

Buttery Commissar 574478 wrote:
sing your life wrote:
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON!!

[Leans out of tank] Somebody call?
[Hauled back inside]

OOC: This is pure gold

**Selym**

*sound coming from the SoB's abdomen*

Where am I?
It's warm in here.
And wet,
Cozy. Oddly spacious.

**Buttery Commissar**

Uh.. [Puts down book] [Looks at SoB in confusion] Did you hear that? I thought I put that cube on the table outside.

[Is hit around the head by prayer book] Why...

ooc: I figured I wasn't allowed to draw porn on my Avatar's hat, but I did put the caterpillar there last night.

**Selym**

OOC: Ooh nice

**Co'tor Shas**

...

Did she just eat the cube?

I thought she was supposed to "help" you, not be even more of a wackjob.

**2BlackJack1**

Hey, I get called out on eating humans, but she can go and eat the cube?

*grumbles*

Hardly fair. I only got a bite out of it...