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2015/09/14 18:54:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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2015/09/14 18:55:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Then I won't open it.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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2015/09/14 19:03:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 zombiekila707 wrote:You must be fit for you execution "Commissar" *Begins applying healing balms to wounds* where are the men who serve under you?
Men? S'just me. Well me and the tank... [Butter Tank goes into siege mode and hides] ...Apparently just me.
Wait, execution? [Looks at TNB] You shouldn't shoot my leg off at a less convenient time? [Attempts to stand up]
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2015/09/14 19:17:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote: zombiekila707 wrote:You must be fit for you execution "Commissar" *Begins applying healing balms to wounds* where are the men who serve under you?
Men? S'just me. Well me and the tank... [Butter Tank goes into siege mode and hides] ...Apparently just me.
Wait, execution? [Looks at TNB] You shouldn't shoot my leg off at a less convenient time? [Attempts to stand up]
*Calls signs for two wolf guard with thunder hammers to go after tank*
Who drives the tank then? And yes execution...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 19:25:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Confused] It drives itself. It's a tank. I mean not very well, but it copes...
[Tank drops a smoke pellet and vanishes] Verviedi says it can do something with dimensions... I suspect it's cartoon physics.
Yeah, I'm going to have to decline, I'm pretty allergic to executions. [Pulls self upright using the bar counter]
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2015/09/14 19:28:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, come on. Why arrest me?
*Gestures to the wolf guard*
*Smoke envelopes me*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 19:34:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Your leg should be growing back.
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2015/09/14 19:49:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Wolf guard pulverize the treads of the tank other wolf guard apprehend Verviedi*
You do relies we have auto senses and can see through the smoke? And a tank that drives itself... expand on that a tad bit more...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 19:51:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Where the warp are you from anyway, private?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/09/14 19:56:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Alarmed] No! Don't hurt it! It's not a bad tank!
[Confused] Shouldn't it know how to do drive itself? It's supposed to just be able to locate me if separated, but quite honestly it's a bit erratic lately.
It should, but some smart-arse wolf-fether just rubbed magic porridge on it. Now it's a stump.
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2015/09/14 20:03:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Walks over and attaches a cybernetic leg to buttery, and hands him a few painkillers*
Here you go, I'll just hunker down in your tank if you don't mind.
*gets in tank and locks door*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/14 20:15:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Foot-long power-knives emerge from elbows and gun barrels portrude from my fingers*
You should not have engaged me in close.
*Sounds of miniature railguns firing, hacking, slashing, and fenrisian screams*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 20:15:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Now hold on. If anyone is going to execute a member of the Imperial Guard is should be his fellow Guardsman.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/14 20:22:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 TheCustomLime wrote:Now hold on. If anyone is going to execute a member of the Imperial Guard is should be his fellow Guardsman.
That's the spirit!
That's the way to do it!
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2015/09/14 20:24:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Wolves disable tank engine and stop the little tau from getting in the tank by flicking him*
*Epic wolf sigh*
I am just tempted to call in a muderfang and drink some mjod...
*Goes to Buttery Commissar and rips off Tau augment limb* For one this does not help your case sentient tanks, Xenos augments, and whatever else we haven't found yet...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 20:26:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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N-now hold on! At the very least I'm entitled to a Court Martial! I don't even know what I'm supposed to have done wrong.
[Points at TCL] And after I gave you a hat? No loyalty!
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2015/09/14 20:27:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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TheCustomLime wrote:Now hold on. If anyone is going to execute a member of the Imperial Guard is should be his fellow Guardsman.
*Looks over* Are you loyal to the All-father? You seem somewhat normal... matters not we must investigate these heretical things and find who is guilty and innocent...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 20:29:50
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 20:31:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Puffs out chest*
I am a loyal member of the Imperial Guard. I am a humble servant of the God Emperor of Mankind and with him as my witness I took an oath of loyalty to his Imperium. I spent every year of my life in the military. By the age of 10 I could strip and reassemble my Lasgun by feel alone. My first steps were done in a military cadence.
*Points at BC*
You consorted with warp spawn, defiled a Adepta Sororitas and a ran away with Xenos. I am giving you the greatest mercy a loyal servant of the Emperor can give to a heretic.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/14 20:32:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Selym wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:Now hold on. If anyone is going to execute a member of the Imperial Guard is should be his fellow Guardsman.
That's the spirit!
That's the way to do it!
*Picks up Cube and sniffs it*
It smells of maleficarum. What are you cube? *Pulls off a ruin stone and places it on top of cube then carefully places on ground*
Nobody touch that...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 20:35:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Spare bullet from my melee with the Wolf Guard hits TCL's hip*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 20:35:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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TheCustomLime wrote:*Puffs out chest* I am a loyal member of the Imperial Guard. I am a humble servant of the God Emperor of Mankind and with him as my witness I took an oath of loyalty to his Imperium. I spent every year of my life in the military. By the age of 10 I could strip and reassemble my Lasgun by feel alone. My first steps were done in a military cadence. *Points at BC* You consorted with warp spawn, defiled a Adepta Sororitas and a ran away with Xenos. I am giving you the greatest mercy a loyal servant of the Emperor can give to a heretic.
*Stares at guardsmen for a long time then nods* You seem loyal and informed... You will be needed to retell some of the "incidents" in this room... *Looks at Verviedi and shakes head* You are wasting your time and if one of my brothers is killed you will wish you had never been conceived...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 20:39:13
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 20:39:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*power fields block hits*
Oi. What did I do to you? Fine then, I won't go in the tank. *hmph*
*heads back inside workshop and activates genetic lock-down on protective shileding*
And NOBODY is to kill Buttery! Now I'm going to see where my suit got too...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 20:40:18
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/14 20:41:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, sorry about this, but...
*2 eviscerated Wolf Guard corpses fly out of the smog*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 20:45:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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zombiekila707 wrote: Selym wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:Now hold on. If anyone is going to execute a member of the Imperial Guard is should be his fellow Guardsman.
That's the spirit!
That's the way to do it!
*Picks up Cube and sniffs it*
It smells of maleficarum. What are you cube? *Pulls off a ruin stone and places it on top of cube then carefully places on ground*
Nobody touch that...
Oi, what's that for?
It's shiny. I like it.
Get it off me.
Hey, biped-that-imitates-quadrupeds, what is the stone for?
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2015/09/14 20:49:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Looks down and sees blood pooling on the hip*
I'm hit. Bloody hell, I've been hit!
Give me a moment, Space Wolf, I must bandage this wound. *Goes off into corner to extract bullet/put bandages to stop bleeding*
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/14 20:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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TheCustomLime wrote:You consorted with warp spawn, defiled a Adepta Sororitas and a ran away with Xenos. I am giving you the greatest mercy a loyal servant of the Emperor can give to a heretic.
Hey now, that was tactical research. And that Sororitas defiled me! you think I could physically or mentally influence anything a seven foot tall power-armored woman is doing?
[Confused] And I genuinely don't know what you mean by "ran away with xenos".
[Looks around] [Knocks the rune off the cube and rolls the cube out of sheer devilment]
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2015/09/14 20:58:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Verviedi wrote:Well, sorry about this, but... *2 eviscerated Wolf Guard corpses fly out of the smog*
*Looks down at corpses and shakes head then* You have done wrong to the rout now you shall suffer for it! *stormwolf rams through wall out jumps njal and a assortment of ruin priest jump out ]immediately the ground opens up and swallow the lower half of verviedi then the ruin priest make a circle around V and throw living lightning at him. Then I walk up with portable helfrost cannon and freeze him solid* Make sure he doesn't get it up. *njal nods* And Bring in the techpriests.. they will want to know what happened to there long lost magos... *Turns to Cube* It is a ruin stone to ward off evil. *Picks up stone and places on cube* It will not hurt you if you are not evil
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 20:59:53
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 20:59:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*watches the scene with curiosity for a moment*
I should probably do something about this.
*let's out a sharp whistle and several dozen Kroot enter riding Krootoxes*
What? After my pit fights for kroothounds was shut down I decided I needed a different way to remind me of home.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/14 21:02:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Stands up and looks around*
Uhh... excuse me again. I must go make a few vox transmissions.
*Scurries off*.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/14 21:19:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Hops over to Butter Tank and pats it] [Tank makes sad engine noises] It'll be okay. Look, we'll get you some nice new treads and an air conditioner. How's that sound? [Tank makes a purring noise]
[Sees what's happening to Verviedi] ...! [Steadies self on wall and fires plasma pistol at the Rune Priests] Leave that lunatic alone!
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