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2015/09/14 21:21:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:*watches the scene with curiosity for a moment*
I should probably do something about this.
*let's out a sharp whistle and several dozen Kroot enter riding Krootoxes*
What? After my pit fights for kroothounds was shut down I decided I needed a different way to remind me of home.
Xenos I have enough issues already make a move and you will be destroyed...
*Njal stands in front of krootox line*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 21:25:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Hops over to Butter Tank and pats it] [Tank makes sad engine noises] It'll be okay. Look, we'll get you some nice new treads and an air conditioner. How's that sound? [Tank makes a purring noise] [Sees what's happening to Verviedi] ...! [Steadies self on wall and fires plasma pistol at the Rune Priests] Leave that lunatic alone!
*Grabs arm holding plasma pistol and rips it off* Oh that does it you Buttery BASTARD! He just killed two of my brothers who were apprehending him! *Begins beating Buttery Commissar with his own arm* and you want to help him!?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 21:25:40
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 21:28:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Detaches all armor and lower half of body, and abandons artificial skin*
*Looks at horendous damage done*
*Winks at BC*
*Liquid metal storm engulfs the area near me, as an ominous glow builds in the middle*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 21:31:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*activates personal force field*
What's happening to Verviedi?
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2015/09/14 21:39:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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I don't know... But that's why we brought the tech priests... *A horde of techpriest bearing abstract devices begin to build around Verviedis sphere after a couple of minutes a magos comes forward and activates the device causing a pop of ozone a faint tremor. The sphere is then enclosed in a strange looking field* My lord Ulric the stasis field is active and our scrapcode virus is just starting to get through his firewalls. But there are anomalies that we must attend to in this room. *Points to verviedis workshop* Well done Magos hopefully he is contained... But yes go forth but be careful no one know whats in that place.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 21:39:54
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 21:44:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Bites Zombiekilla on the hand with daemon-teeth, actually damaging the gauntlet] Buggeroff! [Fends off beating]
I was trying to warn you, you daft bastards. The worse you aggravate Verviedi, the worse he retaliates!
[Looks at building metal storm] Oh, feth. [Slides down wall]
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2015/09/14 21:46:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The liquid metal sphere explodes, covering all if the techpriests in a surge of malevolent nanites and metal, and revealing nobody standing inside but a few flickering lights and a small warp rift, which promptly closes*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 21:47:01
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 21:52:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Bites Zombiekilla on the hand with daemon-teeth, actually damaging the gauntlet] Buggeroff! [Fends off beating] I was trying to warn you, you daft bastards. The worse you aggravate Verviedi, the worse he retaliates! [Looks at building metal storm] Oh, feth. [Slides down wall]
Its under control. If he tries to break out of stasis which is impossible and somehow fends off the strongest scrap code ever we always have Njal who can throw him into the warp. *shrugs* we will figure it out. Remember "Commissar" I did not throw the first blow. Also I need a bit of information *Grabs Butter commissars undamged arm and takes a huge bite from the biceps. I then close my eyes and let the Omophagea do its work* OOC: lol V you ninja
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 21:55:06
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 21:56:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sudden railgun shot blows off the head of Njal's staff*
(Voice emerged from every speaker in the room)
BC warned you, and thank you very much for giving me a nice vacation to freely gather my gear!
*Another shot cracks out from thin air, spraying the blood of a Terminator everywhere*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 22:03:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Winces] But that's my me-time arm!
Yes, yes you did. You shot TNB in the head, wrecked my tank and threatened to execute me. I saw it, I was right here!
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2015/09/14 22:05:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*returns, being followed buy a XV109 Y'varha fitted with a neural copy of an experienced Shas'O, several dozen heavy gun drones retrofitted with shield generators and rail rifles, and Mr. Killyface*
*quietly*
Alright then, would everybody please stop killing each other.
*shoves BC into regeneration chamber*
*sigh* It's a good thing I finished this.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
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2015/09/14 22:07:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Verviedi wrote:*Sudden railgun shot blows off the head of Njal's staff* (Voice emerged from every speaker in the room) BC warned you, and thank you very much for giving me a nice vacation to freely gather my gear! *Another shot cracks out from thin air, spraying the blood of a Terminator everywhere*
Your welcome! *Wolves shoot at the remaining turrets runs and begin throwing emp grenades* Get up brother there is more fighting! *Runs to the aid of the terminator and lifts him up* Magos can I get an update on the scrape code infection!? *Turns to speakers* Creature we will not be cowed by such vial treachery such as this! Magos!? Damn this fething mission! A "routine" pick up they say! FOR THE ALL-FATHER!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 22:08:24
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 22:12:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Winces] But that's my me-time arm! Yes, yes you did. You shot TNB in the head, wrecked my tank and threatened to execute me. I saw it, I was right here!
WELL THAT'S CAUSE HE SHOT YOU *dodges railgun shot* I WAS PROTECTING YOU CAUSE THAT'S MY *Grabs a downed wolf brother and drags to cover* CHARGE! AND YES YOUR TANK WAS APPREHENDED AND YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EXECUTED AFTER THIS... IF THERE IS A AFTER... UNLESS YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR ALL THIS! *Points to xenos, sentient tank, and finally BC teeth* SEEMS A BIT HERETICAL!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/14 22:15:12
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 22:27:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The Mechanicus officials' flesh begins dissolving due to the nanite plague*
I will not be cowed!
*Power Sword out of nowhere cuts a Space Wolf in half*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 22:40:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*epic wolf sigh*
Invisibility please!
*ruin priest cast invisibility and endurance on all the wolves and njal puts up a force dome*
Well then call another magos?
*tech priest call for another magos*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/14 22:53:17
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 22:47:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You believe invisibility to deter a cloaked and shielded operator?!
*Railgun shot explodes through a rune priest's torso*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 22:54:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Two krootoxes begin playing tug of war with Njal after sniffing him out*
You think we would give up a chance to have this much valuable DNA? We'll claim it all, starting with your precious geneseed!
*krootox line opens fire with plasma rifles*
For Pech! For the Kroothawks!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/14 22:56:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 zombiekila707 wrote: UNLESS YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR ALL THIS! *Points to xenos, sentient tank, and finally BC teeth* SEEMS A BIT HERETICAL!
...I make poor life choices under stress?
[Steps out of chamber looking a bit shaky] [Looks down at uniform] ...Draughty.
Why did you bite my arm?
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2015/09/14 22:56:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*laser flickers off shield*
Well we also have endurance and our invisibility literally takes us out of all spectrums of vision so kinda confused how your able to see us...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 23:00:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My head is basically a mass of sensors, a few lasers, and a brain. I can see just fine!
*Railgun shot breaks a Terminator's fist*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/14 23:01:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Returns with a fat man smoking a cigar*
See? Look over there. The Space Wolves are being attacked by the allies of the traitor!
*The fat man takes a puff of his cigar, raises an arm and points at one of the gun drones. A Warhound Class scout titan appears from behind it armed with dual laser destroyers. It starts firing upon the Tau forces*
How did you even... do.. do I even want to know?
"Tactical genius".
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/14 23:06:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up] Well, things just got weird(er). Hi CREEEEED. [Waves and wanders up cheerfully]
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2015/09/14 23:43:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 TheCustomLime wrote:*Returns with a fat man smoking a cigar*
See? Look over there. The Space Wolves are being attacked by the allies of the traitor!
*The fat man takes a puff of his cigar, raises an arm and points at one of the gun drones. A Warhound Class scout titan appears from behind it armed with dual laser destroyers. It starts firing upon the Tau forces*
How did you even... do.. do I even want to know?
"Tactical genius".
AT last support but the Tau arnt really attacking its the psychopathic robot thats everywhere Praise to your commander though!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/14 23:47:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*several Kroot climb onto the titan and start swinging their axes onto it innefectively*
Thats... rather useless but A+ for effort!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/14 23:53:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks around the room at the various mayhem] What'll it take to get this to stop so it can go back to being (relatively) peaceful in here?
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2015/09/15 00:02:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Creeds looks down at BC*
"Seems all of this hullabaloo is about you, Commissar. Now, Private Lorrick here has told me a lot about what you supposedly did and how you are a heretic. I'm a fair man so I'll give you a chance to explain yourself. Please, in your own words, tell me what happened?".
He's a heretic, Lord Castellen! A heretic!
"That's quite enough, Private Lorrick. Why don't you go shoot those Kroot off of the Titan?"
Sir, yes sir!
*Runs off to shoot the Kroot that is climbing on the leg of the Titan*
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/15 00:09:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Rounds bounce off large deflector shiled*
Hey, I haven't even attacked anyone yet! I'm just here to make sure nobody hurts BC more than he already is! So stop it! Or I'll take you apart from the inside!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/15 00:29:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Rubs back of neck] I- I’m not a heretic! Or a traitor! …I’m just really bad at crowd control.
[Looks at Space Wolves battling turrets, Tau drones and Kroot scaling the Titan] [Lone Sister of Battle sits on an armchair in the middle of it all, spinning a cube on one finger]
It was my day off, so I was just drinking my own weight in alcohol, and then someone shot my leg off as a polite enquiry, and then the Space Wolves came, and they weren’t drinking, but one of them bit me and got very angry about my tank.
Oh, and a tech priest was dressed up as the Emperor in an attempt to mess with a girl that’s now a guy, but I can’t shoot him for it, because technically the Officio Prefectus has no authority over the Adeptus Mechanicus…
…Really really bad at crowd control. [Hangs head]
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2015/09/15 00:33:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Disables cloaking device in front of Creed*
Hello! Could I have a clarification as to what you're doing here?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/15 00:39:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pats BC*
Don't worry, you're the best commissar I've ever met.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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