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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Oh, right. There's only war.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*races inside with a Growler Jeep*

*the gunner shoots the Aston Martin's tires*

Ridin' round town with my jeep stuff, jeep stuff...

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Though... love can always bloom...

No! No. The Commissar said he'd personally castrate us with a bolt pistol if we did that.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/15 16:27:20


Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Passes piece of paper to zombiekilla*

Here, read this. It's my apology.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.

You mean bipod?

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*reads it*

I think it's a good apology, Verviedi.

*gives it to ZK707*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.

You mean bipod?

If I were talking about Machinegun sex, sure. Whatever.
Machinegun sex. Heh!
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OOC: Let's keep the sex to a minimum...

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.

You mean bipod?

If I were talking about Machinegun sex, sure. Whatever.
Machinegun sex. Heh!


Machinegun sex? Sounds like an average day for a tech priest.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: I could go on for a long, long, long, long... Er... Somthing about long... And hard. Long and Hard. Probably. I'll shut up now...
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 TheCustomLime wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.

You mean bipod?

If I were talking about Machinegun sex, sure. Whatever.
Machinegun sex. Heh!


Machinegun sex? Sounds like an average day for a tech priest.


Aww yeah!
Can machineguns really procreate?
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The wall of memetic kill agents on the paper cause an instant-heart attack on Badrukk*

Oh, damn. Sorry. You... weren't meant to read that.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

No, machine guns cannot procreate.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Romance? In the 41st Millennium? What is the galaxy coming to?


Romance is just biped's foreplay. It prepares the body for procreation, creating more efficient reinforcements.
Probably.

You mean bipod?

If I were talking about Machinegun sex, sure. Whatever.
Machinegun sex. Heh!


Machinegun sex? Sounds like an average day for a tech priest.


Aww yeah!
Can machineguns really procreate?

No. It doesn't stop the Fabricator General from trying though. Zing!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Verviedi wrote:
*The wall of memetic kill agents on the paper cause an instant-heart attack on Badrukk*

Oh, damn. Sorry. You... weren't meant to read that.


*recovers*

I'm all right.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Though... love can always bloom...

No! No. The Commissar said he'd personally castrate us with a bolt pistol if we did that.
Sounds like you didn't have a very progressive commissar.

I mean I quite likely take it too far, so I can't really comment.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Though... love can always bloom...

No! No. The Commissar said he'd personally castrate us with a bolt pistol if we did that.
Sounds like you didn't have a very progressive commissar.

I mean I quite likely take it too far, so I can't really comment.


His name was Commissar Risch Steinmann. He wasn't a very fun man. I swear to the Golden Throne that I never saw that man smile once. He kept this deep frown that expressed a mix of disgust and disappointment. I remember once he shot my Lieutenant's dog because he said it was a "unnecessary distraction".

He did have a very nice hat, though.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*In the middle of the melee a crack opens in the universe and out jumps a large and opposing figure... Then with a great psychic howl the melee stops. All the wolves immediately go to there knees*


I am Leman Russ The Great Wolf I heard *Studies the room seeing all the dead wolves* WHO? WHO DARES OPPOSE THE ROUT?!

*Ulrik gets up*

My lord a creature of maeficarum has infected the holy machines of this place... and I believe the buttery commissar may be daemonic or at least "part" daemonic. The guardsmen have come to support us they are not the traitors here.

*I rip my sword from scabbard and set my eyes on BC*

TRAITORS...


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*continues driving around with electrical guitar music playing in the background*

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*In the middle of the melee a crack opens in the universe and out jumps a large and opposing figure... Then with a great psychic howl the melee stops. All the wolves immediately go to there knees*


I am Leman Russ The Great Wolf I heard *Studies the room seeing all the dead wolves* WHO? WHO DARES OPPOSE THE ROUT?!

*Ulrik gets up*

My lord a creature of maeficarum has infected the holy machines of this place... and I believe the buttery commissar may be daemonic or at least "part" daemonic. The guardsmen have come to support us they are not the traitors here.

*I rip my sword from scabbard and set my eyes on BC*

TRAITORS...
*still embedded in the dirt*

Drama Queens.
Hey look! Quadrupeds!

*giant wolves everywhere*
   
Made in us
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 Selym wrote:
 zombiekila707 wrote:
*In the middle of the melee a crack opens in the universe and out jumps a large and opposing figure... Then with a great psychic howl the melee stops. All the wolves immediately go to there knees*


I am Leman Russ The Great Wolf I heard *Studies the room seeing all the dead wolves* WHO? WHO DARES OPPOSE THE ROUT?!

*Ulrik gets up*

My lord a creature of maeficarum has infected the holy machines of this place... and I believe the buttery commissar may be daemonic or at least "part" daemonic. The guardsmen have come to support us they are not the traitors here.

*I rip my sword from scabbard and set my eyes on BC*

TRAITORS...
*still embedded in the dirt*

Drama Queens.
Hey look! Quadrupeds!

*giant wolves everywhere*


*Grabs Cube*

Ulric what is this?

No clue my lord even after eating the flesh of the buttery one he and the rest have no explanation...

Hmmm... *Sniffs it first then puts ruins and totems all over it.*



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Crikey, a non-chaos Primarch. [Grins cheerfully, showing entirely too-pointed teeth] Isn't that something special!

[Stands up and salutes] Can I be of assistance, sir?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*In the middle of the melee a crack opens in the universe and out jumps a large and opposing figure... Then with a great psychic howl the melee stops. All the wolves immediately go to there knees*


I am Leman Russ The Great Wolf I heard *Studies the room seeing all the dead wolves* WHO? WHO DARES OPPOSE THE ROUT?!

*Ulrik gets up*

My lord a creature of maeficarum has infected the holy machines of this place... and I believe the buttery commissar may be daemonic or at least "part" daemonic. The guardsmen have come to support us they are not the traitors here.

*I rip my sword from scabbard and set my eyes on BC*

TRAITORS...


Leman Russ! What may I do for you?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Walks casually into workshop to grab some minor upgrades and replace my warp jump generator and cloaking device*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*thoroughly covered in graffiti*

I'm a living being you know!
I think the artwork is lovely.
Well I would, wouldn't I?
What's that supposed to mean?

*a wolf kicks The Cube over*

FOURTEEN!

Oh gak.
Not fourteen!

*The God Emperor of Mankind appears*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/15 17:49:41


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Crikey, a non-chaos Primarch. [Grins cheerfully, showing entirely too-pointed teeth] Isn't that something special!

[Stands up and salutes] Can I be of assistance, sir?


YOU... Wait what? You have seen some of my traitorous brothers? *Sniffs Buttery Commissar* You smell of Daemons and xenos.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

This guy is fething rediculous.
And wierds me out.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/15 18:01:27


 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Is still standing there standing at everyone else*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
 
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