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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Technically one Daemon... And that was really a sort of rehabilitation attempt. It didn't work, but by the God Emperor was it fun... [Focuses] Uh.

Would it help if I said I was sorry? [Looks at door]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 Selym wrote:
This guy is fething rediculous.
And wierds me out.


The cube is lying if this was my father and he was here right now WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD!

*Slices head off fake emperor*





First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You... you just killed the God Emperor of Mankind! How could you, Leman Russ? Why? You've doomed man for all time!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Walks back out holding a remote*

Alright, I've successfully reconfigured myself. New warp jump generator installed and cloaking/shielding modules replaced with more liquid metal projectors and a ring of crowd control flamers.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Oh relax, last time the God Emperor was here, it turned out to be Lucius the Eternal in a cheap wig.
It happens far too often.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I am the noodle bandit!

   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You... you just killed the God Emperor of Mankind! How could you, Leman Russ? Why? You've doomed man for all time!


FOOL! Do you really think I would be able to kill my own father? He is a fake aberration! For if the God Emperor ust got up from the golden throne or left the astronomican for a moment! We would all be dead! And the only things left in this galaxy would be CHAOS and... orks... honestly orks would probably be pretty happy.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Hmmm, if I recall correctly, if it was Lucius,, he will take you over and you will become Lucius, How very Freddy Krueger of him!"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Well, I did cut off Lucius' head with many, many bullets, so I believe he's on Mars.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hey, no need to be rude, he's just being a faithful guardsman. We can't all be expected to know things like that. [Pats TCL]


Oh hi Dragon, there's a lot of very boisterous wolves running around. Maybe they'd go well with your elf recipe?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Well, at least golden boy isn't talking this time.
Last time, he spent four months talking gibberish and screaming in agony.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Mincemeat.

*cut to black and then cut back to the room. Everyone else in the room is dead, their lungs filled with so much petrol it's dripping out their mouths. Neither the Stig or his car are anywhere to be found*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I'm not dead! Just prone!

And I got PROMOTED!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 sing your life wrote:
Mincemeat.

*cut to black and then cut back to the room. Everyone else in the room is dead, their lungs filled with so much petrol it's dripping out their mouths. Neither the Stig or his car are anywhere to be found*


*The Cube can't die, and does not have a mouth*

Erm. What.
Well, at least golden boy is gone now.
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Two wolf guard grab Buttery Commissar*

*I turn to Verviedi*

I understand you killed my sons which is something I can not forgive put down your weapons and pay for your crimes againest my father and humanity...

*Looks at the dragon in the sky*

I know not what you are creature but I have enough on my plate already and have plenty of sagas of me killing creatures such as yourself please do not interfere

AND SOMEONE STOP THE NOODLE BANDIT!?!

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*stops the noodle bandit*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*stops the noodle bandit*


Well done when this is over I shall make you Governor of this planet


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*stops the noodle bandit*


Well done when this is over I shall make you Governor of this planet


Governor? Thanks but no thanks. I do not want to be Governor.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Gonna find that RPG spot, gonna make it feel so good~

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Gonna find that RPG spot, gonna make it feel so good~


What?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hey come on, you already destroyed my tank, and that rug-wearing psychopath bit me and wrecked my sleeve!
We've established I have no dignity or standards... What the hell is there left to ruin in my life?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

The butter tank's been destroyed?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*wanders out*


Oh feth off, more wolves?

*leaves*

OOC: you guys see the new tau suits and FWs?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*wanders out*


Oh feth off, more wolves?

*leaves*

OOC: you guys see the new tau suits and FWs?


OOC: Not yet. Link?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Gonna find that RPG spot, gonna make it feel so good~


What?

So good~

*fires RPG into the distance*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*takes cover under a table*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*wanders out*


Oh feth off, more wolves?

*leaves*

OOC: you guys see the new tau suits and FWs?


OOC: Not yet. Link?

Linky

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*wanders out*


Oh feth off, more wolves?

*leaves*

OOC: you guys see the new tau suits and FWs?


OOC: Not yet. Link?

Linky


OOC: Wow. Thanks

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
The butter tank's been destroyed?
No, it's gone to the "tank hospital", where little tanks get to roam free and play with tank toys until they get better.
It's next door to the farm where all the poorly dogs get sent, and the pond that goldfish end up in if you flush them down the toilet.

[Entirely unclear as to whether or not BC is being sarcastic or hopeful]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Hey, no need to be rude, he's just being a faithful guardsman. We can't all be expected to know things like that. [Pats TCL]


Oh hi Dragon, there's a lot of very boisterous wolves running around. Maybe they'd go well with your elf recipe?


Hmmm, they may, it would offer some flavor contrasts in the recipe!

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
 
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