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You try to eat any of sons dragon I will eat your heart! Do not interfere! And Buttery Hereitic you bit him first with your daemonic teeth then he ate a portion of your arm to gain knowledge of this horrible place! Your tanks fine the treads are broken and the engines disabled we can still fix it. I already have iron priests studying it. The Idea that your tank is sentient is scary enough! And are you insane there is no such thing as a tank hospital?!

OOC: On the subject of tau no! I already have enough nightmares about tau and the fact they get more gundam suits scares me... I have played 40k alot and played all the races and I have never beaten the tau... I hate them honestly.

*Looks at Leman Russ and bursts out laughing*

OOC: Off to pacific rim, boys! Time to bend over for the greater good!

There isn't? Oh Hell. [Starts running for the door]

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Gonna find that RPG spot, gonna make it feel so good~

What?

OOC: Try removing the R and P and see what you get

The amount of heresy in this room would make Inquisitor Karamozov cream his pants.

*Hears the word "heresy" and bursts into the room*

Ha! I bet you weren't expecting that!

Confess, confess!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
There isn't? Oh Hell. [Starts running for the door]

*Grabs shoulder*

No. Its fine we have it under control and respecting its machine spirit! Here...

*Hands a horn of some strange liquid*

Its a light mjod that mortals can drink. Now please explain how there is a daemonette in your tank...

 sing your life wrote:
*Hears the word "heresy" and bursts into the room*

Ha! I bet you weren't expecting that!

Confess, confess!

Alright, alright, I confess! I secretly think Eldar are kind of cool! I once farted in the Commissar's coffee when he wasn't looking! I'm not really from Cadia!

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and er, ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons ... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... we'll come in again.

*they leave*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
The amount of heresy in this room would make Inquisitor Karamozov cream his pants.

Heresy is something... but the inquisitors who put themselves into power are foolish and jump at shadows... My fathers dream was sadly destroyed because of inquisitors... that's why I am questioning everyone to understand WHY the inquisitor fleet was destroyed.

...I deny that ever being a thing, and you can't prove otherwise.
Especially now that she's gone back to the Immaterium. [Folds arms]

[Pulls away] Now let me go you walking beard, I have to go and apologise for accidentally lying to my tank!

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
The amount of heresy in this room would make Inquisitor Karamozov cream his pants.

Heresy is something... but the inquisitors who put themselves into power are foolish and jump at shadows... My fathers dream was sadly destroyed because of inquisitors... that's why I am questioning everyone to understand WHY the inquisitor fleet was destroyed.

I thought your father's dream was destroyed by whiny giant manchildren in power armor.

OHHHHH I went there!

*bursts back in again*

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: politeness, ruthless efficiency, having a plan to kill anyone we meet, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms - Oh bugger!

*they leave*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...I deny that ever being a thing, and you can't prove otherwise.
Especially now that she's gone back to the Immaterium. [Folds arms]

[Pulls away] Now let me go you walking beard, I have to go and apologise for accidentally lying to my tank!

*Super epic wolf sigh*

Fine we will bring the tank to you. Your not getting out of my sight though.

*Tank is guided in on grav plates Iron priest flanking its sides*

You know who these tanks are named after...

Heh. [Resists making a weight joke at the expense of an angry primarch]

[Walks over to tank and pats it gently] I'm sorry, I really thought there was such thing as a tank hospital. [Tank revs slightly] I know, I know. [Beeping noise] No, no, Santa is totally real. He rides about on a sleigh pulled by two giant wolves. [More beeping] [Pats tank again] You be good, and no smacking the technpriests with your turret when their backs are turned.

[Turns back to ZK] What is it you actually want me to do?

*bursts back in again*

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! We have an a number of weapons at our disposal, but I won't bother listing them right now. Cardinal, read the charges!

*cardinal with the flying helmet reads out a scroll accusing everyone else in the room of heresy*

What do you plead?

...Not guilty!

I already confessed! What more do you want of me?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Heh. [Resists making a weight joke at the expense of an angry primarch]

[Walks over to tank and pats it gently] I'm sorry, I really thought there was such thing as a tank hospital. [Tank revs slightly] I know, I know. [Beeping noise] No, no, Santa is totally real. He rides about on a sleigh pulled by two giant wolves. [More beeping] [Pats tank again] You be good, and no smacking the technpriests with your turret when their backs are turned.

[Turns back to ZK] What is it you actually want me to do?

*Another sigh not so epic*

I really do need to have a long talk with logan... And riding wolves?! *Turns to space wolves* Whos idea was that? *Wolves shuffle feet when in the distant a loud dreadnaught yells "RIGHT!"*

Bjorn is that you! We gotta catch up! *Turns back to BC* I have been gone for a very long time and after I came back not only did my sons change (Color scheme and riding wolves) but the imperium at large has changed... People proclaiming my father is a god for one thing... two the inquisition is out of control... For example on my way here I found hundreds of planets that were axed by the inquisition which is insane! During the great crusade my brothers and I never destroyed planets... conquered them yes but destroy!? Well konrad and pert blew up a planet... but they were dicks... So figured I would find my sons and start to gain a understanding of my fathers "new" imperium... Hey this don't change the fact that you guys have done things that would go beyond heresy...

Not guilty?

*the three laugh*

We'll see about that! Your mouth may say guilty, but your mind says not! Cardinal Fang! Fetch... *offscreen gasps* the Comfy Chair!

OOC: Can't you just write in normal colour text? The blue colour is annoying to read over the dark grey background.

 sing your life wrote:
Not guilty?

*the three laugh*

We'll see about that! Your mouth may say guilty, but your mind says not! Cardinal Fang! Fetch... *offscreen gasps* the Comfy Chair!

OOC: Can't you just write in normal colour text? The blue colour is annoying to read over the dark grey background.

OOC: yeah I agree russ will be normal text now! Just staring at it makes my eyes squirm

..Can I go now? [Starts edging away]

 sing your life wrote:
We'll see about that! Your mouth may say guilty, but your mind says not! Cardinal Fang! Fetch... *offscreen gasps* the Comfy Chair!

OOC: Can't you just write in normal colour text? The blue colour is annoying to read over the dark grey background.

But.. We already have a comfy chair.
Oh, well, okay, I guess...

OOC: I genuinely can't read it due to being colourblind, I've been pressing "Quote" to see what ZK has said. ZK, maybe use the Cyan option, fella.

*Drops Kroot head behind a bush*

In the last few days I've met Eldar, a heretical machine, Leman Russ, two fake Emperors, a heretical Commissar and all sorts of oddities. Creed too. Weirdest week of my life.

[Looks over] When did you meet a heretical commissar?

You also met a Tau, some Spaniards and a Sister of Battle. She's probably still here somewhere.

Cardinal Biggles! Take the accused to room 102!

*Biggles and Fang grab TCL and forcibly sit him in the chair*

*Gets dragged away*

I already conffeeeeessssed!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
..Can I go now? [Starts edging away]

 sing your life wrote:
We'll see about that! Your mouth may say guilty, but your mind says not! Cardinal Fang! Fetch... *offscreen gasps* the Comfy Chair!

OOC: Can't you just write in normal colour text? The blue colour is annoying to read over the dark grey background.

But.. We already have a comfy chair.
Oh, well, okay, I guess...

OOC: I genuinely can't read it due to being colourblind, I've been pressing "Quote" to see what ZK has said. ZK, maybe use the Cyan option, fella.

Where will you go? Obviously your tank is still under repairs and you still havent explained "why" you slept with a daemon... Also your "robotic friend" whos running around the circuits... sorry but he killed a couple of my sons so i do have to kill him... Also my brothers which ones were here.

*Sits down scals bring out mjod to everyone*

*Abandons 10-minute attempt to melt Leman Russ' sword with a melta set to maximum*

So what were you saying about me needing to die?

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Where will you go? Obviously your tank is still under repairs and you still havent explained "why" you slept with a daemon...

That never happened. [Folds arms] Y'all can't prove jack gak.

Also your "robotic friend" whos running around the circuits... sorry but he killed a couple of my sons so i do have to kill him... Also my brothers which ones were here.

See now there we have a problem. [Stops smiling] Verviedi would fall under people I violently object to seeing killed.