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*Shrugs*

I injected you with a rampant FEV that was also spliced with tyranid DNA... I wouldn't trust me either... Hell I don't even know why you trusted me to begin with!

*Awkward silence*

I wonder what happened to your old body... bet its doing alright... hopefully it hasn't evolved into a Asexual creature and as we speak rapidly reproducing somewhere outside this room

*Cough*

Anyone up for some psycho? I got jet too... or we can just drink some purified water.... got that for days...

 zombiekila707 wrote:
I injected you with a rampant FEV that was also spliced with tyranid DNA... I wouldn't trust me either... Hell I don't even know why you trusted me to begin with!

...I have very poor impulse control. [Looks at feet] It's gotten significantly worse lately.

[Points to hat] The cube turned the monster it into a caterpillar last week.
I'm waiting to see what it hatches into.

..What's Psycho? [curious]

 Verviedi wrote:
I didn't know you were paranoid!

*Looks disturbingly excited*

I only have five emotional ranges. Paranoid, guilty, excited and hungry. [Holds up five fingers]

*Slaps forehead*

Gak totally forgot! Psycho is a great drug it makes you stronger and rampant! Imagine meth mixed with steroids.

Oh sure then, I'll try anything once. [Nods]

 zombiekila707 wrote:
hopefully it hasn't evolved into a Asexual creature and as we speak rapidly reproducing somewhere outside this room

It became the hatterpillar when it rolled me.

Ooc: Today is not going well. This is my 15th time writing this damn post. It used to be longer...

Hmm...

I really don't think that's a good idea.

*pulls out a blow gun and tranquilizer darts*

I want to be prepared the next time someone does those crazy drugs. Besides, if he loses a limb with this in his system, I don't know if even I would want to eat it.

Hey, Verviedi! Stop thinking about experimenting on me, and do it!

Oh, Blackjack. The amount of my nanites you injested when you ate my arm has made avoiding foreign substances a bit of a fool's errand, right?

...I forgot to EMP you.

Oh, yes!

*Retrieves two enormous alligator clips and a portable fusion reactor*

Let's SCIENCE this gak!!

*CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT runs over Verviedi, flattening him*

Normally I would not do that, but he's been acting weird as of recently.

OWW! What the hell?!

*Is a ruined pancake of metal surrounded by a puddle of oil and blood*

My fething LMPs are jammed, and I still haven't repaired the damage that virus did! I'm stuck here!

OHGODSWHY!?
I CAN FEEL THAT FROM OVER HERE!

*The Cube is stuck in a tree. Somehow...*

*helps Veviedi*

I'm sorry.

*Badrukk succeeds in moving a ruined component that was once a railgun accelerator*

OWW! FETH THAT HURTS EVEN MORE!

*throws the ruined component out of the room*

*Passes BC psycho*

Good luck..

*Pulls out more psycho and stabs arm*

That... is... a... *Incoherent babbling*

*Runs around smashing objects*

*Gets stepped on by ZK*

...This is truly rock bottom, isn't it.

... [Pockets Psycho] In a little bit.

[Sits on a stool and flicks lit matches at Verviedi] You seem to be experiencing some difficulty, fella.

...I am basically stuck in this horrendously painful "fethed up flat metal pancake on the ground" situation until that scrapcode ceases to have an effect on me, or someone scrapes me off the floor and manually fixes my liquid metal projectors.

Essentially, my everything has been amputated. I'm running on backup power, because by some miracle one of my power storage systems is still connected to my brain.

Hm. [Voxes out of the room] [Continues flicking matches] [Catches an oil puddle] Heheh. Fwoosh.

[Techpriest Emily arrives] [Doesn't notice] [Is pushed off stool, flat on face]

[Techpriest sits on floor and looks at components very carefully]

*Comes in riding a Giant cyborg Deathclaw*

FOR AMERICA! FOR THE CUBE! MY LIFE FOR AUIR! FOR CUSCUS!

*Deathclaw turns and begins eating Emily the tech priest*

GOOD BYE MOONMEN! GOOD BYE!

*Pulls out plasma rifle and shoots the sky.*

[Rolls up sleeve on remaining coat arm and injects Psycho] [Face twitches slightly] I don't see what all the fuss is.

[Punches Deathclaw in the face, knocking it away slightly] You leave that nice lady alone!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Rolls up sleeve on remaining coat arm and injects Psycho] [Face twitches slightly] I don't see what all the fuss is.

[Punches Deathclaw in the face, knocking it away slightly] You leave that nice lady alone!

*Cyborg deathclaw drops tech priest corpse and begins slashing at Buttery Commissar*

QUESTION! WHY WOULD THE TECH PRIESTESS WANT TO HELP VERVIEDI? AND WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE QUESTION TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!

*Jumps off deathclaw and runs through wall*

*Emily is now standing in me.*

This is a very interesting sensation, feeling all of my components spreading around the feet of somebody.

Oi, no! Don't hurt him!

*Attempts to think really hard at the Deathclaw*

[Carries on punching the Deathclaw whilst bleeding profusely] [Armoured jacket is slightly useful against the slashing]
[Slams powersword through Deathclaw's skull repeatedly] [Deathclaw screeches but doesn't die]

...!

[Disembowels monster and uses its guts to tie its own limbs together firmly]

[Helps Emily stand up]
[Sits back on stool and stares into space] [Remembers medical nanites, hands them to the techpriest]

*goes up behind weakened death claw and starts stabbing it in the throat repeatedly*

Die, you bugger. I don't have your DNA yet!

*watches as krootizard lifts a leg next to Verviedi*

Uh oh...

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Carries on punching the Deathclaw whilst bleeding profusely] [Armoured jacket is slightly useful against the slashing]
[Slams powersword through Deathclaw's skull repeatedly] [Deathclaw screeches but doesn't die]

...!

[Disembowels monster and uses its guts to tie its own limbs together firmly]

[Helps Emily stand up]
[Sits back on stool and stares into space] [Remembers medical nanites, hands them to the techpriest]

*Burst through other standing wall*

*Looks at deathclaw*

Woa so my deathclaw is dead but not the techpriest girl? feth that!

*Shoots tech priest who turns into a pile of green goo. I pick up the goo and pour it on Verviedis corpse*

There fair is fair. WE ALL LOST A FRIEND TODAY!

Hey, I never said it was dead, I just restrained it!
...Okay the Kroot may have done a thing there. Holy crap.

[Slow realisation] Hey! You hurt the nice Techpriest lady!
[Takes ZK's gun and bends the barrel to an awkward angle] [Tosses it back]

I'm not very good at revenge! [Middle finger]

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*goes up behind weakened death claw and starts stabbing it in the throat repeatedly*

Die, you bugger. I don't have your DNA yet!

*watches as krootizard lifts a leg next to Verviedi*

Uh oh...

Wouldn't eat that deathclaw if I were you... mostly a horrible concoction of FEV and Jackson chameleon probably turn you into a horrible monstrosity...

I'm not dead! Just as close to dead as I can g-

*Sobbing sounds*