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2015/09/23 19:57:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*sticks a syringe in BC's neck*
That should do for pain. And If not, I could always disable his pain sensors.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/23 20:08:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Dakka Veteran
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I have some vodka...
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2015/09/23 20:36:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Mumbles] Now everything's blurry and painful... I guess it's better than being able to see the hole.
[Tries to stand up] I have a gun somewhere. We could use that bullet to shoot out the other bullet. Or is that red wine stains in the carpet?
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2015/09/23 20:39:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*sticks a prode in BC's*
*with a jolt, the pain, and in fact all pain is gone*
That work?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/23 20:54:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: It entirely depends where you stuck the probe. I think your autocorrect is being helpful.
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2015/09/23 22:09:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks at the probe and winces*
That had to hurt, a lot.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/23 22:15:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 aldo wrote:
I don't want to be trapped here without any other real, not insane human, damnit!
He's not very sane...
I have developed a working teleporter!
Teleporters usually just kill you, and then place a duplicate at the other end.
This one actually transports you.
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2015/09/23 22:23:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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No,no. It's thin enough that it doesn't do any damage, but can get deep enough to trigger the reaction.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/23 22:30:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...To what?
Think I'm glad everything's blurry. [Shivers]
Though I do feel oddly calm as well. [Smiles faintly]
I'm sane, I'm fully aware what I do is socially reprehensible. It's just that my feelings on the subject are largely irrelevant in the face of-
[Mumbles] I'm just bad people.
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2015/09/23 22:33:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You're not bad people! Your problems are easily fixable with some minor brain surgery!
*Uncharacteristically manic face*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/23 22:44:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Mirrors eh? well, that is a good one!, LOL!" Now for teleporters, hmmm, I could modify it so the person arriving is surrounded by garnishes and such all ready for putting into a recipe! " licks lips.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/09/23 23:38:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sees the giant (blurry) dragon again] Why the Hell am I seeing dragons whenever I get drunk or sedated? [Looks upwards] Whatever I did to invoke this, I'm sorry.
 Verviedi wrote:You're not bad people! Your problems are easily fixable with some minor brain surgery!
*Uncharacteristically manic face*
Just get the bullet out, please. [Considers] Problems?
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2015/09/23 23:40:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sure!
*Grabs scalpel and extracts bullet, tying off some arteries on the way out*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 00:00:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at bullet] Huzzah! [Claps happily]
..Think we can all conclude I'm way too giddy. But, it doesn't seem to bother me, so there's that.
[Loks at Verviedi] What do you think actually needs fixing? I mean, wouldn't that change who I am? [Slightly confused]
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2015/09/24 00:25:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Looks down at BC and says, "Please, I am real, and I am actually quite a friendly Dragon, despite my raging appetite!"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/09/24 00:27:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It really depends. Did the Commissariat force you into sociopathy?
Now, I actually have an interesting idea. Co'tor, are drones' artificial intelligence based off of the Tau mind? And could I have a DNA sample?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 00:29:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 shasolenzabi wrote:Looks down at BC and says, "Please, I am real, and I am actually quite a friendly Dragon, despite my raging appetite!"
...Perhaps we could have this conversation again when I'm sober? [Smiles]
If you are real, I apologise for only thus far meeting you when I'm under the influence.
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2015/09/24 00:37:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 Buttery Commissar wrote: shasolenzabi wrote:Looks down at BC and says, "Please, I am real, and I am actually quite a friendly Dragon, despite my raging appetite!"
...Perhaps we could have this conversation again when I'm sober? [Smiles]
If you are real, I apologise for only thus far meeting you when I'm under the influence.
"Well, as long as you don't get fear filled or act like you need to point a weapon at me when you are sober we will be okay." Aggression will result in someone becoming an ash pile, fear however usually will put you in a Dragons' ignore list"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/09/24 00:40:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Verviedi wrote:It really depends. Did the Commissariat force you into sociopathy?
How... would I actually know?
[Sits up off floor and finds a chair] ... [Returns Co'tor's probe]
I don't like hurting people... I can justify it because we were taught that it was right. Sometimes it's hard, but that's the thing, you don't get time to contemplate.
Cats don't consider why they chase mice. [Shrugs]
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2015/09/24 00:58:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I don't consider why I shoot people.
*shoots everything*
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2015/09/24 00:59:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Verviedi wrote:It really depends. Did the Commissariat force you into sociopathy?
Now, I actually have an interesting idea. Co'tor, are drones' artificial intelligence based off of the Tau mind? And could I have a DNA sample?
Ah, what you want is an Engram!
*tosses vervi a small ship about the size of a flash drive*
You can store a complete template of a person's mind on there and there should be a scanner someone in my workshop. Probably behind the extractor. Don't get them confused.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/24 01:04:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, hopefully you won't have to hurt anybody while you're here! Like, see, for example, that blank in the corner there.
*Points at blank*
You wouldn't want to hurt him, right? He hasn't done anything wrong!
Now, what if I told you that he was a heretic? You have no evidence that he is one, besides my word. Would you shoot him then?
*Blank waves again*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 01:08:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That's quite useful, actually! I could put actual minds in the blanks!
Now, I was actually wondering if it worked in reverse. Say, could I put a drone into a blank, effectively turning the machine into a person?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 01:10:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Not if you told me, no. If you told me, I'd assume it was a complex trap.
Pretty much anyone else in the room, I'd quite probably believe, and carry out an execution for.
[Blinks] ...
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2015/09/24 01:11:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Blinks twice*
++Note: Be more trustworthy++
Me? Trap you? Why bother?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 01:13:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hmm, it's possible. It's been done before during the clashes with the imperium on fire caste leaders, but the clashing of consciousness caused the mind to degenerate and eventually go comatose. With blanks you probably wouldn't have that problem.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/24 01:18:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alright then. Like the Puretide engrams? So how intelligent is the average drone?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/24 01:21:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Because I'm paranoid, and other than that Ork, you've displayed the most violent tendencies out of the myriad of heretics and xenos in the room.
...I think we're getting a scope on on how much is ingrained by the Commissariat, here. [Rubs neck]
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2015/09/24 01:23:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, the average drone is essentially an animal, albight one with knowledge of guns and mechanics, but my ones are quite a bit smart. I think cheekily smart would be the best way to describe them.
*a few drones float up to see what all the fuss is about*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/24 01:30:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Can I borrow one and an engram chip? I can go grab a blank from the basement, and then we can do some !!SCIENCE!!
*Looks at BC*
Have I done anything violent except defend myself?!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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