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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I'll ask medic:

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA[/youtube]

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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 sing your life wrote:
I'll ask medic:



INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

No one should dare question Grand Master John Cena

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Corbyn did, so why haven't you killed him yet?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Because killing is wrong. And he knows it, deep down.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
Because killing is wrong. And he knows it, deep down.

Killing is fun!

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Killing is just a good means to the end.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Killing is wrong, and its games like Battlefield that make killing more common. I shall now discuss party policy with my Taliban brethren.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Don't make me laugh! Everyone knows we have to make the mistakes of the 1980s again! Put money into the economy, take money out of the economy, put it into the economy, take it out the economy, in out in out shake it all about!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/30 15:37:33


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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
Killing is wrong, and its games like Battlefield that make killing more common. I shall now discuss party policy with my Taliban brethren.

Duh-duh-duh-duh!

   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Do the Hokey pokey and you... Get shot because singing is Slaaneshi worship!

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
Killing is wrong, and its games like Battlefield that make killing more common. I shall now discuss party policy with my Taliban brethren.

Duh-duh-duh-duh!
Don't tell me you find this surprising, They are doing everything they can to stop our military from killing them; the Taliban are a perfect example of why we shouldn't have a military.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Gets up off sofa and staggers into the Butter Tank] Yer all nuts.

[Wanders off down corridor of doors, looking for somewhere quiet]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Pokes head out from ceiling*

What the ever-living feth is going on in here?

*Looks at arguing British politicians quizzically*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Verviedi wrote:
*Pokes head out from ceiling*

What the ever-living feth is going on in here?

*Looks at arguing British politicians quizzically*


The poor fools can't decide whether we fund or execute Immigrants. Also, Grand Master John Cena showed up

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Selym wrote:
Killing is wrong, and its games like Battlefield that make killing more common. I shall now discuss party policy with my Taliban brethren.

Duh-duh-duh-duh!
Don't tell me you find this surprising, They are doing everything they can to stop our military from killing them; the Taliban are a perfect example of why we shouldn't have a military.


Are these Taliban heretics? If so, you should do your duty and exterminate them immediately.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Steps into room and looks around cautiously] [Walks very quietly over to the Butter Tank and climbs up onto the turret seat] [Curls up and goes to sleep]
[Tank beeps quietly and turns off engine]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

!

Your're back!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Holy gak! He's back!

*Sprints over to the tank*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*hugs BC*

I'm so glad you are back.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Blinks] I um... [Looks uncertain] Can we just... [Climbs down from tank and sits underneath it]
[Tank deploys small blanket]

[Muffled] ...Thanks.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Welcome back. You missed quite a large amount of things. You look tired, so I'll spare you the details for now. However, I will say I got a new hat...

*gestures to headdress*

which I figured you might appreciate to see.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

"Now, everyone, let the buttery Terran rest. He'll come out and talk to us when he's ready."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Shoots the room with its 125mm cannon*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

*Passes 4+ cover save and thus is completely unharmed because of reasons*

TANKS?! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS?!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Hostile tank, spotted!

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Take Cover!!!!!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*drives into room, smashing through the wall*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/30 18:45:11


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*beams back to Defiant*

*quantum torpedo fires at the avatar room, destroying the tanks*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*explodes, killing everyone*

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