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2015/10/12 06:17:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Changing Our Legion's Name
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*Walks in from a random point in the room* Hi I'm Morty, hey, have any of you guys, or-or ladies, or whatever, seen my lucky genius grandfather Rick Sanchez? I think he forgot me or something...
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD |
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2015/10/12 06:38:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Tall man? In a lab coat, with rather wild look in his eyes?
He left through a portal about, I'd say, about an hour ago.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/12 06:46:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Nah, he was just a normie, tell him to get the feth of my board.
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2015/10/12 09:33:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Puts Verviedi in the spare butter tank bedroom that doesn't contain Slaanesh equipment] We do have one of those.
[Notices Morty] [Picks him up with one arm] How are you with cacti? I've found one I'd love to introduce to you.
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2015/10/12 09:42:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Dakka Veteran
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[starts ninjaflipping around Tactical_spam ]
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2015/10/12 09:57:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Changing Our Legion's Name
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Oh...Crap. Well do any of you have like a interdimensional telephone or something like that, I mean, it's not like i'm gonna hang around here, haha- no offense. A cactus? dafu, unhf , its a freakin cactus, whats wrong with you? put it down before you hurt yourself, cuz you know, ~clearly~ you're doing well, what with being a demon and all... not even just a demon, but a PINK demon, ohhhh lala. Y'know, I bet he for got the hovercar ke...
*trails off by suddenly leaving in search of Rick in the same random fashion as he entered the scene, distracted and easy prey*
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD |
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2015/10/12 10:22:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps out of the Butter-Tank and walks to Morty*
Were you looking for someone?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/12 11:05:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm a nine foot tall, four armed killing machine with the power to warp reality. I think I'm secure in my ego enough to be pink. [Realises Morty has wandered off] [Follows] Get back here! This place isn't safe. I should know, I'm one reason.
Besides, who doesn't want to meet a flying cactus?
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2015/10/12 11:39:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 aldo wrote:[starts dropping prism stones everywhere, after a few minutes THE LEGEND, also known as Giantdad, is surrounded by multicolour lights]
Disco Party!
[alternates between Joy, Hurrah and Praise the Sun in a complex dance-like pattern]
OOC: Ah, Dark Souls. You never fail to be silly 
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2015/10/12 12:05:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*eats Lecacty and instantly transforms into an eagle*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/10/12 13:06:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*activates*
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/12 13:20:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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2015/10/12 13:44:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Uh, you okay there fella?
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2015/10/12 14:07:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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* swoops down at KB, slashing at him with claws*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/10/12 16:59:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Falls out of portal, looks up and frowns.*
This place again... *Sees Morty being chased by Buttery Commissar*
M-M-Morty? Piece of gak d-daemon or should I say "emotions" get away from my Grandson!
*Stands up and pulls out antimatter gun and begins blasting Buttery Commissar*
OOC: Sterling you sly son-of-a-bitch
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/12 17:07:36
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/12 17:14:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Holds up hands] I wasn't chasing him! I was just walking after him to get him to come back here. There's all kinds of crazy gak in this room, and they always say you should wait where you last saw someone, if separated...
Besides, there was a flying cactus. Kid should see a flying cactus. [Mumbles]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/12 17:15:26
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2015/10/12 17:31:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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K-Kids shouldn't see *Burp* horrible monsters such as yourself! And now you-you scarred my grandson away!
*Still aims antimatter gun at Buttery Commissar*
I-I-I swear if this dimension was my home I would have dealt with this "warp" crap a long time ago!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/12 17:52:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But without the Warp, I wouldn't be able to teleport, and trillions of people would die without FTL food supply ships!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/12 18:08:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Verviedi wrote:But without the Warp, I wouldn't be able to teleport, and trillions of people would die without FTL food supply ships!
Th- th-thats because your all idiots! *pulls out portal gun* This is real science I can go to ANY dimension ANY galaxy in ANY Universe! In a second! You people travel through a dimension that feeds off our emotions which gave birth to great "Beings" that feed off our souls! YOU-YOU-YOUR IDIOTS! Also one galaxy to explore... pretty pathetic *shoots portal gun at wall, walks through and comes back with assortment of junk food and liquor then drops it all on the floor* Wow so *Burp* convenient. *Goes back to aiming gun at Butter Commissar* We-we should just kill this pile of emotions and be done with it!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/12 18:12:26
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/12 18:10:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Dakka Veteran
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[lights a bonfire in the middle of the room]
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2015/10/12 18:15:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks down at ZK] Monster? You're the one who's drunk, somehow lost his child relative, and are threatening someone in his own home.
Put that thing away before I turn you into a box of Kleenex and leave you in a teenager's bedroom.
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2015/10/12 18:34:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote: [Looks down at ZK] Monster? You're the one who's drunk, somehow lost his child relative, and are threatening someone in his own home.
Put that thing away before I turn you into a box of Kleenex and leave you in a teenager's bedroom.
Spare me your idiot threats "emotions" I have actually dealt with creatures who c-can be called gods!*Burp* If anything I-I am going to turn you into a fine warp powder and snort you all up! Enjoy myself before I go take a crap on Tzeentch desk!
*Pulls out strange looking device looks like a melding of a blender with voodoo fetishes*
I will feth you up! *Burp*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/12 18:58:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stares in confusion] You know if you kill me, I just go back to the warp, and this guy becomes a human corpse, right? There's not really any kind of benefit.
Or, you know, I possess some other poor idiot and come back. [Grins] I can play whack-a-mole all day. I got time.
++ Wait, what ++
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2015/10/12 19:07:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Why don't you just possess him, and make him shoot himself? I mean, don't listen to me on this, I'm just some fresh faced Shaper, from a planet most humans don't care to learn about, or know it's existence. Speaking of which, I should probably check up in the Kroot I'm in charge of, haven't talked to them since before we entered the warp...
*hurriedly runs through the door*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/12 19:13:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Or, I could possess that stammering grandson of his. Far funnier. [Chuckles]
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2015/10/12 19:16:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Does he have any cybernetics? I could always possess him, and you do the son...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/12 19:23:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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How about... we don't possess anybody?
Seriously you two, don't you ever try and get along with anybody.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/12 19:26:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Yeah try and posses me!
I cant be possessed for a series of reasons mainly plot armor. P-p-plus my grandson also has a... special mind.. which would probably *Burp* not allow you to posses him.
*Grabs portal gun and portals away comes back with a backpack, a strange looking gun, and a box with a series of lights on it*
Well B-b-besides the ability of stopping time and walking around putting a bullet in all the daemon sympathizer in the room... But I got a better idea... leave g-g-get out of the human and LEAVE! Or I swear *Burp* Ill pull you out and *points to box* trap your dumbass essence in this box... no more going back to the warp... J-j-just trapped in a box forever.
OOC: Rick Sanchez doesn't negotiate with daemons!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/12 19:27:41
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/12 19:30:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Holds out hands] Me? I was being nice. I've been helping people, buying drinks, reading to that kid, and this guy tries to shoot me for helping his grandson not get lost.
Hell, I didn't even hurt those Orks or that knight that did the same for no reason.
I've been the least aggressive person here all week, and it's resulted in being shot to gak, stabbed, and threatened with a blender.
Hell, I gave that dude cigars, and he's still shooting at me.
Tell me why exactly I should continue making the effort?
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2015/10/12 19:31:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Now, now, there's no need for that.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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~2800 points 
