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I'm just a commissar, not a tactical advisor. But yelling what you're doing before you do it just doesn't seem that sound-

[Crashing from inside discussion room] [Sticks head through] ...Well that's Tzeentch out of the running. Ouch, that looks sore. [Sound of warp portal closing]

...Hi Perron.

Hey.

[Backs out of room]

War Kitten, what are you doing?

OOC: to be honest I don't know. I'm hoping that I'm not being too annoying, I'm trying to act like a marine would, as in unsubtle

IC: I'm not exactly sure.

ooc: hey, you can't be annoying in a freeform topic. That's not how it works.
The only thinkg that's a bit of a pain would be killing someone in a non-reversible manner when they have no fallbacks. Like pulling out Badrukk's human brain and footballing it across the room. Saying you shoot at someone or blow them up is generally fine.
And hilarious.

The level of violence has escalated about fifty-fold in here over the past few months.

"Awwwww! My poor little zombies! they just needed some food and care! Now look what you done!"

Curls up in huge ball and sulks.

"Bet you wouldn't like me flaming you!"

*Sets shaso on fire with flamer*

Why did you do that, War Kitten?

I think it's how marines say hello.

So these marines are evil?

*turns and looks at badrukk*
Those zombies belonged to him apparently. They attacked BC
I returned the favor

*Comes in wearing power armor obviously drunker then usual.*

*Burp* Kill the cosmic d-d-*Burp* dragon.

*Raises arms* Activate lasers W-w-w-wrist mounted lasers. *And begins waving arms around drunkenly firing in all directions *

M-m-morty avoid the *Burp* lasers!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
So these marines are evil?

No, just excitable.

[Loud explosion comes from debating room] ...That didn't sound good. [Looks inside] That'd be the Malal daemon gone... Oh Hell.

[Pulled into debating room] I'm not even dead!

[Door slams]

*dodges laser*
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing
*ducks another laser
*Crashing sounds come from debate room*
Someone want to go check on BC? That didn't sound healthy.

*Warp jumps into the debate room to reveal a truly insane scene*

...Why did I use the one use only jump generator to get in...?

*Hit by a flailing claw wielded by Perron, and smashes into a Lord of Change*

*opens door, drags Verviedi to safety*
Don't mind us, just passing through
You alright Verviedi?

*As the trio of Greater Demons emerge from their warp rift, Morty Smith rolls 100 for Willpower test and collapses to the ground, his body releasing fluids and his limbs flailing in random directions as inane babble spills forth from his reeling mind, having seen the literal heralds of evil gods defy his well invested faith in science."

[Fighting/diplomacy ends, as the last Malal daemon is dispelled into warp]
[Lifted up by back of shirt collar] H-hey Perron. You beat those other g-guys, huh.

Indeed.

You seem a bit-

No, no, I love having to collect on soul debts and fight other greater daemons because you managed to piss off three out of five chaos deities. [Taps clawed foot]

I'm uh, s-sorry about that.

I'll bet. [Holds up steel collar and chain]

I- I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment.

...Get a fething blank in here before I change my mind. [Drops BC]

... [Runs out of debate room] I need a thing. [Trips over Morty] ...Kid needs a thing first.

"Just so you fools realize, I did mention I take a hot bath in solar coronas for hours and can handle heat and other such fun stuff?"

Swats Marine and professor zombikilla with his tail.

"Those zombies were adopted pets! they simply followed me home from ,,,,, Oh yes, planet Barcelona."

"And now,,,,,well now, I am upset....."

*Comes into the room in a human body, with my huge eye replacing his face*

I... I stumbled upon this guy and mistakenly went inside of him... That's pretty cool to have a real body, actually.

[watches shasolenzabi beat War Kitten and zombiekilla with his tail]
Yeah, I like killing dragons as much as anyone but not gonna fight what looks like and Everlasting Dragon, at least not without the help of a very angry lightning god of sunlight, a primordial fire witch, the first of the dead and a traitor dragon. I had enough dragon gak on me with Kalameet.

[offers some Blooming Purple Moss to 2BlackJack1]
This should heal about everything sort of a Curse and Hollowing.

*A blank is launched into the debate room, colliding with Perron.*

I'm not even touching this one. Nope nope nope.

Oh, thanks, Marine.

No problem. Greater Demon fights are nasty at the best of times.
*gets smacked across the room into a wall*
*muffled* For what it's worth shaso I apologize

I will help.

*draws phaser*

*takes the moss from Aldo*

Do- do I just eat it?

*shoves the moss into his mouth*

It tasted good. Well, as good as moss can taste, but I don't feel any different.

*eye starts twitching and blisters start spreading throughout his entire body*

Is this supposed to happen?

Hello tiny humans, I have been intombed in this mighty dreadnaught ever since that womanly commisar daemon broke my finger

That shouldn't have happened, weird, I have used this kind of moss for a lot of time and it has never reacted this way. May be the fact that you are not human.

If I kill you will you respawn all healed and well nest to your last bonfire? That usually works for me.

Erm, bonfire? I don't think we should try resurrection, I don't feel like dying anymore than I have to. Maybe the kid could use a respawn? I could use a little bit of breakfast...

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Hello tiny humans, I have been intombed in this mighty dreadnaught ever since that womanly commisar daemon broke my finger

That was Verviedi hijacking your armor. I'm sorry though.

And I'm not a woman!

[Called from other room] After the party we went to the other night, that's open to debate...

Y-you be quiet. What happens in the warp, stays in the warp! [Frowns]

*extracts self from wall*
Ah, well met brother.

Wait, they put you in a dreadnought for a broken finger?

THE DAEMON!!!!! I shall save you little commisar! *dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka*