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2015/10/20 21:20:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*all the marines fire on Selym*
BY THE EMPEROR DIE ALREADY!
*calls in orbital bombardment on Selym*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 21:21:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*head smacks into the tank*
AHA! I HAVE CONQUERED THIS ARMOURED VEHICLE!
FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I SHALL RULE THIS ROOM!
*the butter tank smacks Abby around the backplate with the battlecannon*
OWWW!
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2015/10/20 21:22:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*gets hit by orbital strikes*
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2015/10/20 21:25:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Uses a small stepladder to climb up and attempt to bite Abaddon whilst he's distracted]
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2015/10/20 21:30:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*voxes for supplies*
*crate full of heavy bolters falls through the ceiling*
*grabs a heavy bolter*
*opens fire on Abaddon*
PURGE THE HERETIC
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 21:36:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*getting riddled with bullets, orbital strikes and buttery toothmarks*
GET OFF ME! I AM THE HARBINGER OF CHAOS! MASTER OF THE DARK LEGIONS! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!
*takes and ineffectual swipe with his non-existent left arm at BC*
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2015/10/20 21:37:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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THE FLOOR IS LAVA
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/20 21:38:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Kicks Selym in the head*
Not so tough without arms now are you?
*kicks him again*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 21:39:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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[flres all weapons at selym
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/20 21:39:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Walks up and offers Selym a plate*
Cookie?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/20 21:40:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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CREEED! WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW TO PULL A WARLORD TITAN OUT OF MY POCKET LIKE YOU DID YESTERDAY!
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2015/10/20 21:43:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Creed can't help you now Abaddon the Armless.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 22:22:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Walks out or my room, carrying a suspiciously human looking cactus*
*Notices the Hydra again*
...I do that?
*Continues dragging cactus across the room*
OOC: Welcome! You may want to use OOC tags when talking out of character, and use symbols to differentiate dialogue from actions.
Also, try placing all of your actions into one post, instead of spacing them out.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/20 22:23:18
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/20 22:36:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stops biting Abbaddon and climbs down] Tasted like tears and regret.
Hey, Verviedi, Co'tor, either of you dabble in genetic manipulation? [Holds up napkin diagram]
If either of you could change this up so I could drink hooch or you know, fruit juice instead of people's blood, this could be much easier for all concerned.
[Diagram is a vampire drinking scotch]
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2015/10/20 22:40:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, I could try...
Although the last time I tired something like that......
...
Do you still want to maintain the same general body shape?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/20 22:41:12
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/20 22:47:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I... err. Roughly. [Looks down at self] I mean I can change into a bat.
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2015/10/20 22:48:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I could call an apothecary buttery one. The ones of my chapter are quite skilled
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 22:50:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, then my skills might not be what you are looking for here. I was in weapons and defenses development, so most of my knowledge pertains to making stuff into weapons.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/20 23:13:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Not sure your chapter would spend time healing an undead human, even if I am an officer.
I tend to think the conversation would be much shorter and involve a flamer.
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2015/10/20 23:14:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Hmmm, so, is there a problem here as in more problem than is usual here?"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/10/20 23:18:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well, you're zombies turned me undead. Well, they could've been Morty's too... I don't really know. But hey, I got some cool psychic powers out of the trade, so I can't complain. Now I can do stuff like this!
*makes a clawed gesture and pushes outwards, shooting a blast of lightning into a wall*
Pretty neat, huh?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/20 23:24:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm a vampire who doesn't enjoy killing people and ended up with a guilt complex... I guess that's a problem.
I mean I enjoy the cape and the bat part, and being able to open jars without asking for help due to increased strength... [Shrugs]
I'd rather be dependent on something like jam though.
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2015/10/20 23:31:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well, did I mention that I'm actually an apothecary in training? I could help you.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/20 23:44:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Finishes dragging the cactus into a new, non-collapsed side bedroom*
*Organic shifting sound as soon as I close the door*
I suppose I could take a look at it. Is vampirism a warp-based thing or a physical illness?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/20 23:49:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I AM BECOME VLADTUS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
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2015/10/21 00:05:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh be quiet back there. We're trying to un-vampire BC
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 00:07:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't mind who helps, really. I don't dislike being a vampire, it's just the whole absorption of human memories and killing them thing that's a bit much... [Looks at nearby bar] If I could be dependent on something less damaging to other people...
And I believe it's a blood mutation that allows one to harness some low level psyker based abilities such as hypnotism.
[Points at Thrall who is sweeping up rubble]
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2015/10/21 00:10:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*injects BC with random vial full of medicine*
See if that works. I'll test your dna in a bit to see if there are any changes
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 00:12:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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War Kitten, do you have any right to do that? Did BC say you could?
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PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/21 00:13:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You act like Space Marines are accustomed to asking for things. We usually just do stuff. We're very impulsive.
OOC: If I'm going too far let me know. I'm trying to make my character good-intentioned, but maybe misguided, and very impulsive.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/21 00:13:51
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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