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2015/10/21 03:40:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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WHAT THE-
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
*starts kicking*
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2015/10/21 03:47:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, hell. [Transforms into a small bat, and flies straight into the Hydra's mouth] [Tickles its throat until it vomits up Abaddon]
... [Flutters into shower room] [Sounds of self-loathing]
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2015/10/21 03:58:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well that went pear shaped.
*walks over to shower room entrance*
You alright?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 04:10:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Squeaking: N-not all of my ideas are great ones.] [Small bat sitting in shower, in an attempt to clean off Hydra drool]
[Cleans off and sits under a hand-dryer until fluffy]
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2015/10/21 04:13:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well alright then.
*turns around and walks back to lab*
*several small explosions are heard coming from the lab*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 04:40:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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YES! I AM FREE!
FREE TO CONQUER THE WOOOORRRRLLLLDDD!!!!
*wanders off into a nearby river to clean up*
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2015/10/21 11:46:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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Swallows Selym again
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/21 11:48:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*summons several Black Legion marines to pull him out*
GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU MORONS!
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2015/10/21 12:11:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Small puff ball bat] I'm not doing that again.
[Roosts in wardrobe]
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2015/10/21 12:17:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Cuts a hole in the Hydra's neck to allow Selym to get out of it's stomach*
...This is going to end horribly.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/21 12:22:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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MINIONS! ATTACK THE HYDRA!
*The Chaos Marines fail a fear test and run off*
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2015/10/21 12:28:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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Gaping hole repairs its self
*TRUCE*
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/21 12:58:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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DEAL.
WHY ARE MY MINIONS ALL TOSSERS?
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2015/10/21 13:04:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*comes out of the lab, armor is singed*
Because you're abaddon the armless
*looks at the hydra*
Can you stop eating people? I'll be forced to induce vomiting in you if you don't cut it out
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 13:09:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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War Kitten, just do it.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/21 13:16:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Snuggles in wardrobe, in a hanging jacket in bat-form] [Chews a moth]
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2015/10/21 13:17:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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you like moths, BC?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/21 13:19:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*induces vomiting in TH*
*everything in his stomach falls onto the floor*
There you go. I'm not cleaning it up
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 13:26:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well if you want to un-vampire lad i can help ya. but my method is rather final. *brandishes his axe.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/21 13:38:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Naps in wardrobe, still as a bat]
[Inquisitor's henchman opens wardrobe]
..? [Is lifted out and put in a specimen jar] [Squeaks] H-hey! You can't do this!
Let me out of here, or things will-
[Henchman unscrews lid and drops a few moths into jar]
...! [Sits and happily eats moths] What can I say, I'm a cheap date. [Goes back to sleep]
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2015/10/21 13:40:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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and what do you think your doing ya half naked dope?
*walks up and trys to batter the henchman over the head with his axe and then trys to smash the jar.*
he may be a vampire but he seems a nice enough lad. so HANDS OF!
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/21 13:47:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Bounced around inside jar] [Squeaks quietly in confusion]
[Henchman attempts to bribe/impress Brochtree with blueprints of archeotech]
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2015/10/21 13:48:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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YOU DARE TO TRY AND BRIBE A THANE!
*starts swinging the axe with the blade forward now totally forgetting BC!*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/21 13:56:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*quietly takes the now-forgotten jar*
*unscrews the lid*
There ya go. Be free
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/21 14:03:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Rail rifle sound*
*Henchman's head turns into red mist*
DID SOMEBODY SAY ARCHAEOTECH!?!?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/21 14:05:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Hey do you mind i was trying for that kill! *stomps of grumbling in dwarven as he starts up his pipe again.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/21 14:07:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Flutters out of jar and lands on blueprint] Appears to be for a high power coffee machine.
[Transforms back to human] ... [Spits out moth wing] [Nudges henchman with foot] Wonder what he was even hoping to achieve there.
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2015/10/21 14:49:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*summons a Blood Thirster*
GO GEDDEM, BOY!
*The Thirster trips over his own tail, falls over and slams his face into the ground. A laugh track can be heard*
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2015/10/21 15:05:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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HHHEEERRRRRREEEEEESSSYYYYYYY THERES A DAAAEEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka-
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/21 15:11:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*turns and shoots the bloodthirster with a bolter*
*shoots selym*
DIE HERETIC
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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