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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: Mine isn't appropriate to say in public.
I just say "Battery Commissar" and people assume they misread.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooc: Mine isn't appropriate to say in public.
I just say "Battery Commissar" and people assume they misread.
OOC: Wait... How is it not appropriate? Butter...

BIC:

Anyone want some skooma?
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: I pronounce your name Sel-yim. Is that correct?

BIC: *Tentacles retract further and my skin begins turning back to it's normal color*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

* Stares at vervidi*

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: Sel-im

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/24 23:29:27


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up and spits out a fleur de lis]
... [Curls up in chair and gets comfy]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*pours some skooma into BC's mouth*

Drink up, it's trippy!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: I've always pronounced mine a with the Co'tor as one word with an extremely short pause in the middle (essentially letting the 'o' sound finish, and then immediately saying the tor), but avoiding any really hard sounds, (make the whole thing sort of flow).

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up coughing] Wh-what?
F-f-feth...
[Climbs up, stands on the chair and aims pistol wildly] [Attempts to aim at Co'tor, a lamp, and something nobody else can see, at the same time]

[Eye twitches]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/24 23:49:47



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*uses club to gently lower BC's gun towards the floor*

Easy now. I'll get started on something for the hangover to come. Skooma isn't a joke. It might even be worse than Sleeping Tree Sap...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

..?! [Fires at floor and falls sideways off chair] [Attempts to back away into two corners of the room at the same time, still tracking three objects with gun]

N-no maths exams!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Math? Why would anybody be scared of math?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Yeah, I like math!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*takes a deep breath*

Reason doesn't always work. Forgive me, old friend.

*raises club and hits BC in the head, in the hopes of knocking him out*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*picks up B.C, puts him on a comfy bed and takes up guard position*
I'll watch him. Skooma is no joke

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Mumbles worriedly about graphs] [Scratches ear with bolt pistol muzzle] [Seems to doze off]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*gently takes bolt pistol from B.C*

*glares at Selym*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*starts to build a fort around BC composed of mathematics and physics books, tests, and problems*


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*stops Co"tor*
He'll be confused enough as is.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

No, no, that's the point. I'm testing how far his fear of mathematics really goes.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
No, no, that's the point. I'm testing how far his fear of mathematics really goes.


Who's fear? Sorry, I was breakin' 'eads today.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Oh, Buttery is scared of math, apparently.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Is that because he's a vampire?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*disassmbles the math fort*
Now Co'tor, I consider you a friend, but do not test me. Leave B.C alone.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Maybe? Probably not though. He did drink some, what did he call it, "skooma" some sort of drug I can only assume, which appears to have caused hallucinations of some sort.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

"Alrighty then, Doomrider has caused too much commotion and ruined the story we were listening to. Zerglings!"

*Zerglings immediately perk up*

*Points to Selym*

"ZERG RUSH!"

*Zerglings jump all over Selym and start clawing and biting him*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*unholsters flamer just in case*
*Raises flamer in general direction of zergling on doomrider violence*
Just in case.....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Finally reasserts general normality and powers back on*

...Why am I being tied down? Am I back at the party? IS THE CAKE PERSON HERE YET?

*Frantically looks around*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks over to Verviedi and checks his vitals*
Well you were tied down because you went all demonic on us. This is more for our safety than yours. As soon as we're confident that you're back to (somewhat) normal then we'll let you go.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Memory finally loads*

...Everything is working fine. You don't have to try to find a port on me.

Oh, dammit Cthulhu. He already killed me once and now he's trying again? Sick of his damn gak.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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