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Oh me? I walked through a door and found myself here. I'm nobody of note
*to BC*
I didn't do anything to your no longer functioning original liver, don't worry about it
*eye twitch*
It's fine

*little girl shakes her head disapprovingly from her position on my backpack*

Did you at least let the Kroot have it? [Perplexed]

No, it's in a jar that I put on the coffee table
*points to it*
Let me just say, I don't even know how you were functioning, that thing was in horrible shape, you can thank me later
*is smacked on the head by the little girl*
What?

[Picks up jar and looks at it]
This... isn't a liver. I don't know what you removed.

Which would explain why it looks in bad condition for something it actually isn't.

[Blinks] I have two livers now, don't I.

Believe it or not commissar but THAT *points to the jar* was your liver. I don't know what happened to it, but it was where your liver should have been. Maybe it isn't a liver, but that was what you had for one, until I replaced it

Exiting warp now...

I am recieving notifications of multiple necron Pylon locks!

Seems that we found Thanatos.

*Massive explosion*

Ah Thanatos. Such a pleasant place to be. It's a shame you won't be able to see the Orrery, it really is a work of art. Without the proper identification and priority commands that is. Only the highest of ranking Overlords, such as myself, have access to them. And even then, only allies of the holders of the Orrery, again such as myself, would be allowed in. Nope, no way you will be getting in...

[Tilts jar] It has teeth. [Very carefully puts it down]

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Ah Thanatos. Such a pleasant place to be. It's a shame you won't be able to see the Orrery, it really is a work of art. Without the proper identification and priority commands that is. Only the highest of ranking Overlords, such as myself, have access to them. And even then, only allies of the holders of the Orrery, again such as myself, would be allowed in. Nope, no way you will be getting in...

Trade you a scone and a very nice hat?

"Good, we're here. Now I can take control of the local Zerg hive."

*Sees the Zerg in the hive milling around aimlessly*

"All right you worthless creatures, start gathering minerals and making some defensive structures. We have a planet to take!

*Zerg immediately obey, and soon the Zerg base has new sunken colonies and spore colonies to defend it, while production structures begin churning biomass to spawn new Zerg lifeforms.*

Ah yes, Thanatos. This planet is scheduled for cleansing by an Fleet of my brothers in the Imperial Fists. Wonderful

*Immediately pulls a gun on 2BJ1*

...Is a potential sector-destroying Grey Goo event enough reason to use the Orrery?

Wait. Cleansing fleet?

...I think we have a way to get around the defenses.

A- a hat? And a scone? Do I look like I need to worry about food consumption? Now I worry about my own fighting prowess if I can't best you in battle when you think you can bargain a necrontyr out of a great honor for a piece of food, when he doesn't even need to eat or drink in the first place. How did you all survive this far?

*lifts hands*

Metal man. You shot me before, yes? Am I dead from that? No? Then what makes you think shooting me again would help? Especially considering if you managed to get me to phase out once more, then you're ticket would be gone. And good luck hoping astartes will be enough to get to the Orrery. Worst case scenario is we make every star around here detonate, ending the Orrery and anything else we deem fit.

...I think you just underestimate how much I care about baking and hats. [Shrugs] I don't make that offer to just anybody, you know.

...Ok. What do we need to do to get you to open up that orrery? Every second we waste, that nanite swarm is getting closer to other planets in the system by converting refugee ships. It's only a matter of time before it goes interstellar. Would you really like to see thousands of worlds converted into unfeeling, infinitely replicating metal?

...The only way the entire Segmentum, or possibly the whole galaxy, survives this, is if we detonate the sun of every single infected system. That is just one star by now. Do you know what happens if we wait? There will be no galaxy left to maintain, and nobody left to conquer.

So what do you say?

*Lowers pistol*

..And if that's not incentive enough, if you help Verviedi sort out the problem he quite literally caused, I'll show you the technology that allows for there to be over four square miles of space inside that Leman Russ.

[Butter Tank beeps proudly] Shh.

Or as an additional incentive, an entire fleet of my brothers is coming to this system to cleanse it. If you help us I can convince them to leave this world alone.

...All I meant to do with those nanites was upgrade the Hydra's armor. I blame whatever made Badrukk throw them out the window.

...Probably a dog barked outside.

Anyway.

Well, now there's a swarm of nanites unleashed on the universe, and we're having an argument with a necron overlord about using one of his buildings. What has our world come to.

*drawn out sigh*

When you put it like that, then I don't see the problem with taking out a star. Just, no stealing or destruction of property in there, alright? We like things to be tidy. We've spent enough time with dust in our Slumber. Do you know how much cleaning we had to do when we woke up? Your special Leman Russ couldn't fit all of the mess we cleaned up...

Anyway, I should contact my cousins, and hope they're in a good mood. This is going to have a lot of explaining to go through.

 War Kitten wrote:
Or as an additional incentive, an entire fleet of my brothers is coming to this system to cleanse it. If you help us I can convince them to leave this world alone.

Convince?

If you mean blowing up their entire fleet with them on board using my bipod knife, sure.

Got it! I promise I won't steal anything!

*Slightly shifts form to look more harmless*

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:
*punches TNB in the face*

Sorry, it's an effect of the smokes.

*takes a puff, and places another pack right in front of 2BJ1*

*blows up Selym's bike with his knife*

YOU DID WHAAAT!!

Eh, it doesn't matter.

*suddenly a bike appears*

It's possessed. It just reforms when that happens.

That's... better. And a warning to you, Chaos fiend, we have more null generator on that planet than you do cells in your body. Do one wrong move and it will be wandering the aether for you.

*grumbles in dwarven as he puffs away on his pipe. Staring at 2bj1.* You better not be up to anything laddy.

*cuts 2BJ1's spine with a power-chain-whip*

*to TNB*
If you harm my brothers I WILL find a way to kill you
*to selym*
Why did you do that? Now we'll never get in

 War Kitten wrote:
*to TNB*
If you harm my brothers I WILL find a way to kill you
*to selym*
Why did you do that? Now we'll never get in

It is impossible.

So you say it is. I would find a way though

If you give your souls to chaos, you won't need planets.

Just sayin'...

 War Kitten wrote:
So you say it is. I would find a way though

You would. If you could!