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2015/10/31 16:26:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Covers face with arms and blocks attacks] ... [Grabs Heavy by arm and throws him a couple of metres] Enough!
Ooc: My only point of reference for Vampires is old World of Darkness, where you can burn blood to heal, perform feats, etc. He's not Twilight level sparkly superman, hence actually being shot.
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2015/10/31 16:34:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Enough is right!
*leaps at BC and hits him with the butt of his gun*
Diplomacy may be beyond you, but pain is not!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/31 16:34:20
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2015/10/31 16:43:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Briefly looks confused as eyes return to regular colour] ...Blackjack?
[Returns to looking pissed as hell, with red eyes] I don't even know if you're food, but your talking makes my head hurt. [Takes hold of rifle and throws it to where Heavy landed]
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2015/10/31 16:50:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*gets up*
DOCTOR!
*medic walks in*
HIT CHARGE!
*is ubercharged*
RAAAAGH!
*slams B.C into a wall bodily and breaks his arms*
This is only the beginning of the pain I will bring you
OOC: for those who don't know being ubercharged in tf2 makes you invulnerable for a short period of time.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 16:54:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Screams incoherently, fails to break free, and attempts to break Heavy's nose by headbutting him in the face]
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2015/10/31 16:56:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is ubercharged so the melee attack does nothing*
*breaks B.C's legs*
YOU CANNOT BEAT ME!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 17:03:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Screans, and tries to bite War Kitten] It'll wear off eventually. I've got time.
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2015/10/31 17:14:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*proceeds to strap B.C down onto a gurney with steel restraints*
*to 2bj1*
Deal with him
*ushers psyker girl into the Butter Tank*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 17:24:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Guys? Look this isn't necessary... I'm fine. Really.
[Is ignored]
As soon as any if you let me go I'm going to fething eat you.
[Starts concentrating]
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2015/10/31 17:27:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Whatever this is, it isn't you. Anyone know a cure to vampirism? I mostly specialize in hangover cures.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/31 17:28:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Killing them.
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2015/10/31 17:54:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches B.C in the head to try and knock him out*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 17:55:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The day I get to walk around and look normal, and now I'm here with you lot...
*sigh*
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2015/10/31 17:56:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:Whatever this is, it isn't you. Anyone know a cure to vampirism? I mostly specialize in hangover cures.
If his soul weren't pledged to, like, fifty daemons already, I'd cure him...
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2015/10/31 18:02:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I have cure right here
*holds up minigun*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 18:11:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*gently lowers minigun*
I think we should try something that doesn't involve killing him first.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/31 18:13:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*light bulb appears over head*
DOCTOR!
*points to B.C*
Would medigun work on tiny vampire to cure?
*medic looks contemplative*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/31 18:13:58
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 18:31:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Starts chewing restraints]
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2015/10/31 18:33:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Ok, that's enough of that.
*uses club to push BC's head away from his restraints*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/31 18:35:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Right thats it! *pulls out a chisel from somewhere and moves next to BC.* I've had it with people interrupting my pipe time! *starts muttering in dwarven as he carves runes in to the gourney.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/31 18:36:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Just kill him and be done with it.
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2015/10/31 18:39:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Gotta get iron in my diet somehow.
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2015/10/31 19:20:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I can give him some iron in his diet....
*raises minigun again*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 21:21:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Give it a rest you overgrown human.
*finishes rune carving and steps back.*
this should do it!
*Snaps fingers and then dives behind the nearest bit of cover which turns out to be a sofa. the runes explode in a cloud of smoke!*
OOC: this either helps or leaves BC a bit ehm charred around the edges.
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/31 21:34:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Returns to concentrating hard]
[Runes explode] ..! [Catches fire] [Pulls one arm free and tries to get off the burning gurney]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/31 21:37:16
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2015/10/31 22:09:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches B.C again*
Stay down
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 22:28:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Panicking] Get me off this thing! I'm not immune to fire! For f- *
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2015/10/31 23:03:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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DOCTOR!
*points to B.C*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/31 23:03:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Throws a bucket of water over BC*
Don't you dare hurt the girl.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/31 23:21:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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She is safe.
*watches B.C warily with minigun at the ready*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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