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*drags several unconscious guardsmen out of the barracks*
They will do. They look strong enough...
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*Many Guardsmen surround 2bj1 with weapons primed*
Put. Them. Down. Now.
*Guarsdmen are dragged to safety*
*Raises own lasrifle*
Try me.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*makes a gurgling noise in an imitation of a human laugh*
Try me.
*takes one bounding step at WK and slashes with wrist blades*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*2bj1 is shot repeatedly by lasguns set to stun, knocking him unconscious*
*He is then hogtied and thrown into the minefield*
Let him get out of that!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*uses wrist blaster to blast a path out of the minefield*
It will take more to stop me.
*cloaks and charges WK*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*sees him blast his way out of the minefield*
Well feth, get ready boys
*guardsmen all ready weapons*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
OOC: I didn't read the comics, just saw the movie, so that honestly caught me off guard that he could shrink others. I just assumed you'd shrink and try throwing a compact punch or something. (Although predators can take bullets and keep going, do I'd doubt that'd do much ) Also, for those who are unaware, predators pretty much mimic what they hear for talking, so I'm trying to focus on that more. It was just tricky trying to communicate earlier because the only focus was hunting xenomorphs.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*accidentally steps on 2bj1 as I run by him since he's ant size*
What are those Blood Ravens doing?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*stumbles as 2bj1 shoves my foot*
GUARDSMEN! CHARGE THE ORKS!
*guardsmen lead a bayonet charge into the orks, killing many*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*Guardsmen bayonet the warboss repeatedly, killing him*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*drags BC into the fight with the Orks*
FIGHT COMMISSAR!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*Sees the massive battle with the Orks, turns to face other Protoss*
"Today, we must stop the green menace from overwhelming our Terran brothers. The Terrans may act foolish, but their hearts are in the right place, and we must help them."
*Protoss begin mustering for battle, with Zealots forming a battle line and Stalkers and Immortals behind them*
"Today we shall fight with honor! For Adun! FOR AIUR!"
*Leads Protoss charge into the Orks, shields and psionic blades charged. Soon the battle is joined, with the Protoss beginning to push the Orks back.*
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote: You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
*blocks BC from jamming my gun barrel under my chin*
DON'T TOUCH YOU?! THERE'S AN ENEMY OF THE IMPERIUM OVER THERE? YOU SHOULD WANT TO FIGHT THEM!
*shakes his head and runs back to the fight*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
*leans over to shoot miniature bolts of plasma at the orks*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*A microfabricator in the depths of the Room is now spewing out small nanites into the air. Each of them acts like a tiny wireless reciever and dataspike*
Well, well, well. I take a day to work on a way to work around my limitations, and we get invaded by Orks. Consider this a test run.
*A servo-skull flies over a group of mega-armored Orks, releasing a cloud of nanites behind it. A moment later, they die as their armor moves in a way as to break their necks and other bones.*
Test satisfactory.
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
*jumps onto a servo skull to get closer to the orks*
The enemy will fall.
*jumps onto an ork's head and starts stabbing it with wrist blades*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
) Also, for those who are unaware, predators pretty much mimic what they hear for talking, so I'm trying to focus on that more. It was just tricky trying to communicate earlier because the only focus was hunting xenomorphs.
~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
