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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*drop pods land in the minefield around the Guard Barracks and they all explode*
We just planted that minefield too...
*sighs*
*begins planting new minefield*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in fr
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





*floats closer*

They will steal your mines, be careful.

Scientia potentia est.

In girum imus nocte ecce et consumimur igni.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*waves in acknowledgement, sets mines to explode if they're touched by Marines*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in fr
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





*Note to self : guardsmen are too ignorant to recognize warp entities*

What ? Nothing, I was just, uh, mumbling to myself. Not a big deal.

Scientia potentia est.

In girum imus nocte ecce et consumimur igni.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: He's not paying that much attention, he's trying to not blow himself up, he thinks you're another guardsman

IC: *Continues planting mines*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in fr
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





So, why are you fighting the... *takes a notepad*... uh... "Bluhd Revens Spess Mehreens and their metal bawkses" (By Tzeentch, who the hell wrote that ?) ?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/09 15:39:52


Scientia potentia est.

In girum imus nocte ecce et consumimur igni.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Crashes through the ceiling and lands on top of the jail*

Oh, scatter dice...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*looks with udder shock and confusion at large robot (as far as she knows) that just crashed through the ceiling*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Pulls self out of the rubble pile*

Ow, player scattered me off the board and then rolled a one. Serves him right for making that puppet the Warlord instead of me.

...That being said, where's my crown?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: Whoa!

MURRAY: Meow. (Let's go check it out)

BADRUKK: What in the name of Mork is that?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*dead Bluhd Revherns everywhere*

*still wearing BC's hat, and now has a pimpin' flash git gun*

We haff FEHLD!
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: What did you do to Buttery?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Who's that, sistar?

*somehow has an "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge on his chestplate, and a redshirt cape*

Currently Thieved Items:
Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/09 17:39:20


 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: I'm Marla Gilmore, former crewman on Voyager.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
MARLA GILMORE: I'm Marla Gilmore, former crewman on Voyager.
No! Sistar, who is Buttery?

Currently Thieved Items:
Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
1x Imperial Guardsman
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh, Blood Ravens here? Weren't I supposed to be fighting you guys?

Well, technically I'm dead until next game, so....

*Sharpens the Dawn Blade on a dead Terminator*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Who are you, brothar?

Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
1x Imperial Guardsman
1x IG Mine
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: Selym would you stop stealing things.

MURRAY: Meow. (Stealing is against the law)

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I am Captin Boreale!

Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
1x Imperial Guardsman
2x IG Mine
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: Well, Boreale, don't take me or Murray.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I do not steal, Brothar and Sistar. I am a Bluhd Rehven! I am a Battul Brothar, who fights for owah honor, as Spess Mehreenz!

Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
1x Imperial Guardsman
2x IG Mine
1x Bottle of Catnip
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: Oh. Where's BC then?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Who is this "Buttereh Commissahr"? Is he the leader of the Impereahl Guard?

Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
1x Imperial Guardsman
2x IG Mine
1x Bottle of Catnip
1x Lasgun Power Pack

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/09 17:48:11


 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MARLA GILMORE: He's a commissar who loves butter.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*from selyms backpack*
I'M THE GUARD LEADER YOU FOOL!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 War Kitten wrote:
*from selyms backpack*
I'M THE GUARD LEADER YOU FOOL!
Sorreh, Commander!

*extracts WK*

What enemehs do you fess?

Spoiler:

1x Buttery Commissar hat
1x Pimpin' Flash Git shoota
1x "SS Enterprise Navigator" badge
1x Cape made out of a Redshirt shirt
2x IG Mine
1x Bottle of Catnip
1x Lasgun Power Pack
1x Copy of The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/09 17:51:24


 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OOC: Selym, what's with the spoiler and the list?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
OOC: Selym, what's with the spoiler and the list?

The Blood Ravens are known to be prolific theives, due to their Dawn Of War game items. They even have the armour of a custodes... Boreale is a meme in and of himself, so I though it'd be amusing to have him "Capture Objectives".
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Finishes sharpening blade and looks around*

Wait, I was with eight of my sub-commanders, so where are they? Same squad, also mishapped, so they should be in the same area...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: What are you atm, V?
   
 
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