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*moves the bed back into BC's bedroom*
There. Now it's a bedroom again. Insolent mon'keigh
*gets off the couch and stands up and stretches*

Insolent? You pantsed me, broke my fridge, threw me and my bed out of my own home, and performed some kind of exorcism in my front room.
All I ever did was try and shoot you as a menace to the imperium, and it wasn't even very hard...
[Sighs and sits on step of butter tank]

[Starts patting self on the head]

Stop that.

I could help, but I'm half interested enough in what's happening and half wanting to see you get what's coming to see you.

*Video camera points at the rapidly escalating situation*

This is not what I was planning! Please! No!

*Attempts to belly flop off the bed, but only succeeds in hitting head on the end and passing out*

That's a typical Tuesday for me. I haven't even gotten into the worst I could have done to you. Be grateful for that human.
*begins meditating, slowly lifts off the couch and runes begin to swirl around me*

You don't scare me, lady. I have literally been to hell. [Looks at WK tiredly] How'd you think I met my girlfriend?

I think that's enough... [Steps over and extricates the unconscious Tau, places him in the sitting room, on the sofa with a hot drink] There's funny, and then there's non-consensual funny.

[Walks back into bedroom and stares at video camera] Why is that in here? [Daemonettes look sulky] I'm umm, sorry I took your toy?
Ah to hell with it. [Sits on edge of bed, leans back, and kicks the door shut]

YOLO LOL

Don't... Push it... [Squeaky toy noises]

*Wakes up with a colossal headache*

...Please tell me that those aren't real memories. And PLEASE don't let the AI get into the drinks again.

*Gingerly sips hot chocolate*

MURRAY: Meow meow meow.
*to the tune below*

(Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?)

OOC: so like this?

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC: so like this?

Spoiler:

OOC: Yep.

BIC: *more cats come and sing with Murray, creating a chorus of vocal cats.*

I'm just going to say, no. I do not like that song at all. The Merican Empire was a dismal place, as the old records say.

*A servo-skull begins spraying the loud cats with compressed air*

The what now? Muri'kan Empire? I learned of that during my education on Vior'la. An ancient, pre-Mont'au Empire on T'au? I modelled my own mail system on theirs. In my old cooking class we learned to make their signature dish, passed on from generation to generation. I could make some, if you'd like.

*cats disperse. Murray stops singing*

MURRAY AND THE REST OF THE CATS: Meow. (We like singing. I've got a better one.)

*all cats sing*

(Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Spongebob Squarepants.
If arrogant nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob Squarepants.
Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob Squarepants 8x)

*Steps into the kitchen*

Where do you keep the meats?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*cats disperse. Murray stops singing*

MURRAY AND THE REST OF THE CATS: Meow. (We like singing. I've got a better one.)

*all cats sing*

(Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Spongebob Squarepants.
If arrogant nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob Squarepants.
Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob Squarepants 8x)

*Grabs a cat and climbs into butter tank*

The sound of an oven can be heard

*Walks out with some suspicious looking meat on a stick *

Nice potato on a stick

-pets murray-

*picks up Badrukk and begins to pet him*
What an interesting little creature, psychic, and adorable to boot?
*looks around at everyone else*
You hurt them you die. Painfully

MURRAY: Meow. (We pose no threat. I think we'll stop singing now.)

*continues to pat Badrukk and gives him a cat sized version of runic armor*
There! Now you're protected against the bad things in this galaxy!

[Emerges from bedroom after a few hours looking exceedingly disheveled and pale] [Leans on doorpost and very slowly slides down it] ...I may have made a mistake, taking all that on.
Or several...

I can't feel my legs, and I can feel far too many other things.

[Sits on floor and contemplates his life decisions]

*Falls over from some sort of magic and accidentally lands on emergency self destruct button *

Come on

*Body starts glowing *

01:00:00
00:59:59
00:59:58
-and so on-
00:30:00

*presses a button on TH's back, disarming the bomb*
*still hasn't put Badrukk down*
And that is how it's done!

[Stands up and shakily walks to bathroom again for a shower] [Comes out all clean and sits on sofa]

[Strokes a kitty timidly]

*passes BC a cup of Coffee*
You look like you need this human....

MURRAY: thanks for the armour, War Kitten!

[Nods and drinks coffee appreciatively]

[Heads back into bedroom to sleep] [Door swings open revealing no daemons] [Curls up peacefully]

*Marla comes in*

MARLA: Sorry I had to leave. I was helping Badrukk with something. *sees the cats* Murray, did you bring the cats in?

MURRAY: Meow! (Yep! We have 101 here, including me. We sang the American anthem and the Spongebob theme song)

Well. There are 100 now. That thing *points to TH* cooked and ate one of the cats I think, then he tried to explode. *shrugs*

*Looks at BC*

D-did you actually manage to-

*Is incredibly surprised and somewhat disturbed*

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. There are 100 now. That thing *points to TH* cooked and ate one of the cats I think, then he tried to explode. *shrugs*

MURRAY: Meow!!! (I saw that! But there were 102 to start. Ok, kitty army. Back to the hidey-hole)
*other cats go back to the hiding place)*

*places Badrukk in a conveniently placed cat bed on top of the Butter Tank*
*begins faintly glowing with power*

*Is interestedly poking the old Rail Rifle left in the weapons closet, next to an old power sword*

T'au sept colors?