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Hey space wolf want to play poker
*pulls out cards*

darn double posting

*sits down on reinforced chairr*

Standard rules, no x ray, predictive powers or alternative reality tricks?

*brings over a kroot sized mug of ale*
There you go, that one won,t kill you. Additive makes it safe, too strong for most non marines otherwise.
This ones pure.

So you dealing?

*throws an apple at Jhe's head*
*the apple has a note attached to it*

*finds apple for caught up in armour, oh, note, in some non runic alphabet*

"Boom headshot. I win. This was only a apple. *

Odd sniper fellow, *continues to shuffle Deck to play poker*

*sounds of coffee brewing can be heard inside the couch*
*sniper barrel pokes out between the cushions*
*red dot appears over the card deck*
I'm not done mate. Not by a long shot

*eyes glow faintly and hide temperature drops to minus 27.4 degrees. *

Laughts as asks if he needs to chill.

*is drinking coffee so he doesn't noticed the cold*
Aah.
*goes the bathroom and comes back with a jar of Jarate*
*throws Jarate at Jhe*
JARATE!
*dives back into the couch to hide*

*Deals cards out and chips*

*shrugs* I spent time fighting tyranids covered in goo and muck. This is nothing.

*makes scope ice over* getting cold yet?

So, dealer first, only polite.

*Trashes all cards and draws five more*

OOC: So getting hit in the face with a glass jar full of piss does nothing now? Ok.

BIC:
*wipes off scope*
*shoots cards out of TH's hands*
THANKS FOR MAKING SUCH A WHOPPING BIG TARGET MATE!

That's what it was, come on man, now I need to wax my beard again....

*projects metal sheild round the card game* you where saying, draws cards and thinks.

*Bullet bounces off of cards and hits WK in the face *
Bulletproof cards

*barely dodges the bullet*
Ah piss.
*shrugs and returns to couch/coffee store*
*sounds and smells of coffee brewing resume*

Nice trick*returns to looking at cards, and places a bet*

*lowers sheild but summons a spectral ice troll to watch wc*

Meet bob.

Thanks
*places bet of 1000$ *

*leaves couch and places a pot of coffee on the card table*
*turns around and goes back to his couch/hide/shop

Bold very bold. *matchs bet, *

*looks at spectral wolf that wandered over* fluffy, food.

*spectral wolf starts eating steak*

*Steps into the hide*
Don't bother shooting me, or even throwing those damn jars. Even the screw-on lids allow me to manipulate them psychically.

*Verviedi steps into the hide and finds a large operational coffee shop*
*to Verviedi*
Welcome to SniperBucks. How can I help you mate?

 jhe90 wrote:
Bold very bold. *matchs bet, *

*looks at spectral wolf that wandered over* fluffy, food.

*spectral wolf starts eating steak*

raises by another 1000$

HEY! I'm the Coffee shop/Grocery Store/Weapons dealer/Armorer/Computer shop/Clothes store/Diner/Toy Store/everything else around here!

AND ALL YOU DRINKS HAVE PEE IN THEM!!!

*raises 2000, your move. *

I'm so not buying your coffee!

*Raises 10000*

Your move and with these winnings I can buy my own coffee

*hurls ad for SniperBucks out of the couch and onto the card table*

*matchs, * anyone even use dollers?

Ment overlords coffee, its got pee in it....don,t buy that stuff. Unless your into that stuff *shudders*

High stakes, this is fun, though not quite as fun as betting on how many trolls are in the cave then having a good fight. Correct number gets you extra ale. Nothing like icetroll fights!

My coffee comes from on the cleanest and finest sources! No contaminations in my drink!

"and all your drinks have pee in them?"
Ummm?

But I will take some bolter magazines, lost a few on prosparo and seems I'm a long way from the fang.
Hope no thousand sons here, they may not like us.

 jhe90 wrote:
"and all your drinks have pee in them?"
Ummm?

But I will take some bolter magazines, lost a few on prosparo and seems I'm a long way from the fang.
Hope no thousand sons here, they may not like us.

Would you like specialized bullets in the mags? High Explosive? Hollow Point? Kraken Bolts?