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2015/12/08 23:42:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Did you just-
*Archangel spreads all of her wings to maximum size and shrieks loudly, but is calmed by Her*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/08 23:47:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Jumps and blinks] ...Why am I on the floor?
[Looks up] Aaasdfghhhff.
Perron!
Not me, seems you sleep-walk-and-do-nice-things. I'd watch that.
[Looks down] It would explain the glitter.
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2015/12/08 23:48:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pops up from emergency hatch in the Room's Bunker*
What the feth is that abysmal screaming about? Did my mother-in-law show up or something?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/08 23:52:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Sees WK and mkes a bolt for it behind the sofa] [Covers head with colouring book]
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2015/12/08 23:55:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks confused at BC*
Weren't you trying to shoot me 20 minutes ago? Now you're cowering. You need help my friend.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 00:01:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Lowers book] ...I'm easily confused since having that thing removed, if someone starts running, old habits kick in. [Looks ashamed]
It's a bit like throwing a tennis ball for a dog, I can't help it.
[Looks at trail of glitter across the room] Did I get near the craft supplies again?
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2015/12/09 00:04:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*beans BC in the head with a tennis ball*
Yes, yes you did. You drew a nice picture for the bunker down here.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 00:21:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Catches tennis ball with bionic arm before it hits] Be nice. [Puts it down on coffee table] It'd be shame if your bunker was spontaneously filled with riled up daemonkin and more glitter.
[Looks embarrassed] ...I'm not sure 'nice' and 'commissar' should feature in the same sentence.
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2015/12/09 00:21:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*hands the arch-angel a coloring book*
You know what, I'm OK with this. As long as it doesn't try to kill us.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/09 00:28:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Catches tennis ball with bionic arm before it hits] Be nice. [Puts it down on coffee table] It'd be shame if your bunker was spontaneously filled with riled up daemonkin and more glitter.
[Looks embarrassed] ...I'm not sure 'nice' and 'commissar' should feature in the same sentence.
I don't know, I think the ork horde in there would love if a bunch of demons were to show up.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 00:38:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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She, hopefully, is relatively placated.
*Inches back towards BC*
I'm a clean believer that any word can have "nice" attached to it.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 01:00:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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That's what they told me about that Hospitaller back on base, they lied.
*shudders*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 01:04:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...What exactly did the woman do?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 01:10:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*ignores Verviedi and keeps muttering*
Trust the sister they said.... she's nice they said.... it would be a good time they said...... bullgak!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 01:15:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Do I really want to know, actually?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 01:22:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I don't think you do. It involves a world burning, a sister of battle, 15 barrels of lubricant and an inconveniently placed servo skull
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 01:24:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Ra walks up and salutes
Ra: Overlord! The bounty hunter has failed!
Very well. We'll catch him next time he comes to buy those frozen chicken wings he likes! Have they still not found the bomb yet?
Ra: No sir! They've searched about half of the area but have found no trace of the bomb!
*Stamps bird feet and flutters about annoyed*
CURSE HIM!!! How long until we arrive on terra?
Ra: We've been making better time than expected. We'll be there roughly 30 hours sir!
Excellent! Have we negotiated a landing zone?
Ra: Yes sir! They're allowing us to use the Caspian Sea sir!
Excellent... most excellent...
*Ra leaves the room*
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2015/12/09 01:27:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Damn you Thrakka! MY ONE WEAKNESS! Frozen Chicken Wings. Now I just have to figure out why he's trying to kill/kidnap me.
BIC:
*thinking*
Oh yeah, that's where I left that vortex warhead. Under Thrakka's chair!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 01:28:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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 War Kitten wrote:I don't think you do. It involves a world burning, a sister of battle, 15 barrels of lubricant and an inconveniently placed servo skull
Now that sounds like my kind of evening!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/09 01:34:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was locked in a room with a Culexus Assassin who had been in stasis for a year and was off her brainwashing once or twice. How the hell did you get through 15 barrels of lubricant?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 01:36:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You don't want to know. Trust me
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 01:42:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Although that would be the most entertaing combination slide and pool ever.
Apart from the chocolate one, but that was a death trap. Did you know you can't swim in chocolate? Neither did Jeremy-Beta-16.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 01:47:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I saw that story on EmperorBook. Poor son of a screwdriver, he never had a chance did he?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 02:01:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope. At least he died happy. Screaming in horror and cursing the name of the test supervisor, but happy.
Screamingly-happy?
On an unrelated note, we found the test-supervisor dead two days later. Apparently he shot himself 32 times in the back.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 02:46:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Screaming into phone*
HOW ON TERRA DO YOU FIT A VORTEX MISSILE UNDER A CHAIR DESIGNED FOR A BIRD!?!?!?!
*Throws phone across room*
IDIOT!!!
*Picks up comm*
Stop the search for the Vortex Missile! It's been found! Ra, get those Giant Condors up here to transport the missile from where that IDIOOOOOT!!! Left it!!
Ra: Yessir! Right away sir!
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2015/12/09 02:52:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*calls Thrakka back*
With Guardsmen ingenuity that's how, I suppose this is a bad time to mention it's set to detonate in 5 minutes? Or that I also may or may not have stashed a virus bomb in the galley?
K THX BAI!
*hangs up*
*hides in a bolthole*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 03:10:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*several large crates can be seen being flown in*
Ah, right on schedule. I ordered some, erm, decorations for the upcoming festivities that we have on Pech. I figured it'd be nice to make this place a bit of a Pech away from Pech, if that makes sense.
OOC:
Here's the attachment of my avatar, as you requested, BC. Thanks again for the offer.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/09 03:21:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Right then. I... am off to see if there is a city here, and what I can do there. Perhaps cause the cable companies to give out reaosnable speeds. I should be back in the morning.
*Exits room through a small metal door halfway up the wall*
*Grav-engine sound*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/09 05:00:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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War Kitten wrote:*calls Thrakka back*
With Guardsmen ingenuity that's how, I suppose this is a bad time to mention it's set to detonate in 5 minutes? Or that I also may or may not have stashed a virus bomb in the galley?
K THX BAI!
*hangs up*
*hides in a bolthole*
Close call on the Vortex missile then Id-WHAT?!!
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2015/12/09 12:54:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Beeping noise] [Butter Tank rolls into room covered in festive decorations and travel stickers]
...!! [Sprints across room and hugs front of tank] [Happy beeping] Never do that again, okay?
[Kimmy shuffles out of tank looking sheepish] [Picks her up and hugs her as well] I hope you had a good trip! [She nods] Good. [Grins]
I can finally get changed and sleep in my own bed. [Puts Kimmy down and heads into butter tank]
Oh! You're back too! Did you have a good ti- [Hatches slam shut] [Muffled] I really do just want to sleep and- [Soubd of tackling] [Tank gently rocks to one side] -missed you too, dear.
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