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...I can't resist.
*Grabs the balloon, making careful pains not to look up*
*Pulls out a pin and pops the balloon*
*Everything within 3 meters covered in pink cake frosting*
WHY THE EVERLIVING-

-closes umbrella I used to block the frosting-

I dont think I want to stick any part of my body near a Keeper anymore...

Lost for words? That's a first.

*Shakes hand to clear it of frosting*
I don't know whether I shouls be laughing or crying.
*Snaps wrists to hurl a blob of frosting at TS's face from an unexpected angle*
That made me feel much better, actually.

-Nonchalantly moves head to dodge frosting-

..Just my idea of a joke. I can do it anywhere. [Perron snaps fingers and causes confetti to briefly fire out of Verviedi's sleeves]
If you're lucky, I'll show you my other tricks.. [Perron picks up TS by collar and marches towards butter tank]

I err. Should we intervene? I don't- [Blank holds up glass of mead cheerfully] Who gave you that?

Oh no... Where is a khorne daemon when you need one

For you fella, I can be anything. [Drags TS into tank and slams hatch]

... And nothing was learned this day.

*Waves cheerfully at TS*
That was honestly the funniest thing that's happened since BC's blank tried to feth himself.

You know given dark eldar,* notices butter tank moving*

Yep, I'm fine with it. BC, your home may need a good clean....

[Sips mead quietly] It's an occupational hazard of living with a Daemonette.

The inquisition must love you.
How did you escape then for so long?

The Eldar have been watching him for a while. That's why. You should see the pile of Inquisitor corpses outside.
*points*

I didn't. [Lifts hat, brushes back hair with hand, and shows numerous surgery scars]

I think they regard me as a pet project, or too much of a hassle to retrieve at this point. Officially I'm dead in at least two sectors, and never existed in another. I think it's embarrassing them.

Oh, that pile, its got rather tall. And smells bad.

Though might be some archeotwch in it, *dons helmet* and has a look.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I didn't. [Lifts hat, brushes back hair with hand, and shows numerous surgery scars]

I think they regard me as a pet project, or too much of a hassle to retrieve at this point. Officially I'm dead in at least two sectors, and never existed in another. I think it's embarrassing them.

There's also the fact that Howling Banshees have gutted the last 20 Inquisitors that have come after you.
*screams from outside, followed by Howling Banshee noises*
There's another one now!

*comes back*

Lucky find, *hands bc relic blade and grav pistol*

[Looks troubled] Why are the Eldar aware I exist?

Most of the galaxy is aware you exist. Even the Hrud know you exist silly human

*Levitates the tank and begins spinning it*
...That should shake things up a bit.

 War Kitten wrote:
Most of the galaxy is aware you exist. Even the Hrud know you exist silly human

[Looks frightened] Y-you're playing some kind of prank on me and I'm not enjoying it.

[Alarming clanging noise from inside the tank] That sounds uncannily like handcuffs on a railing.

Hmm, why I don,t want to know probbly, your just another human?

Oh, yeah, your head, you have a freaky one living with you...
Wk,s sister seems to be a close second from the noosphere search..... I mean, a tyranid of all things....

I'm not playing any prank. See for yourself.
*hands BC a data slate where he is being discussed by representattives from many races*

Hmm... Did the other races notice an entire sector suddenly being possessed at once? I wonder why this room hasn't been invaded yet...

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm not playing any prank. See for yourself.
*hands BC a data slate where he is being discussed by representattives from many races*

[Looks terrified and drops slate] I don't want to be discussed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Why do they even know who I am? [Looks around in a panic]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm not playing any prank. See for yourself.
*hands BC a data slate where he is being discussed by representattives from many races*

[Looks terrified and drops slate] I don't want to be discussed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Why do they even know who I am? [Looks around in a panic]

At least that girlfriend of yours has not uploaded you to the datacloud for all to see.

Marla vs tyranid however has 27 billion views in this sector alone.

*under her breath*
You should see the views my sister got....

*superhuman hearing*

We did, they has to recalibrate and number by power of....
She almost crashed the data links to several planets

OOC: Macha, not Marla

Wait. Macha vs Tyranid? I haven't seen that. Haven't seen the trailer either.
...Who "won"?