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2015/12/16 21:11:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You know, it is scientifically proven that anything wrapped in chrome or tinfoil is automatically 1.2x more advanced on all civilized technological advancement scales.
*Suffering some minor feedback from trying to read the Inquisitor's mind*
*Points at BC's shirt*
...That was a large enough dose to send me spasming on the floor. Are you made of iron?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 21:11:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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They must have been a giant people if this was a knife. It's nearly as tall as me!
And glows red slightly....
And has eyeballs....?
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And where did all the blood on it go?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 21:12:09
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 21:14:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*stands up and shrugs on his pack*
Well, I'm going to go look for this other armory. I'll be back in a while, it looks like it's a fair distance away, but I'll bring back extras for you guys.
*gets into a Guard Salamander and drives off*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 21:17:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...My history lessons may be letting me down.
[Looks down at shirt] It may just be a slow build effect. Or long term resistance to drugs. [Considers] Which is can't be, this body is brand new.
[Daemonette sticks out a finger and tickles BC] [BC collapses in a fit of giggles] Or-or I just wasn't- heh- being stimulated by anything. [Stands back up and straightens uniform] Stop that.
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2015/12/16 21:19:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Webway portal opens up next to BC and I walk out*
Hello again humans! So, what's going on here?
*notices the tied up Inquisitor*
Oh no, this isn't one of those weird human sex things is it?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 21:22:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope, it's turned into an experiment of how much stimulus he can take before burning out. I have the device set to "Refract".
Any leads?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 21:23:46
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 21:26:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sighs] I don't think that's a much better idea than murder/torture.
[Steps over to pull device's power] [Daemonette tickles BC again and drops him] D-damn it. [Lies on floor and tries to compose self]
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2015/12/16 21:29:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Well what do we do with him now, i mean we already have kidnapped a agent of Inquisition and thats 3 death sentences...,
What do you do with a inquisitor you just drugged, let a deamonette use as a toy and plugged into random machiney?
oh hello farseer, Did you find Macha?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 21:34:16
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 21:38:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...You're right. I need to learn to control myself.
*Device powers down and I disconnect it from the Inquisitor's head*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 21:45:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We had a long chat yes. And we came to an agreement. She can continue to do whatever she wants, as long as she stops pretending to be me and I can deny any sort of connection to her. It worked out for both of us really.
*sits down on a nearby couch*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 21:46:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*stumbles over to WK*
Hey, you have any idea what this thing is?
*holds up blade*
*the eyes on the hilt snap to look at WK*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 21:48:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Welcome back Farseer. Kill anything interesting on the way here?
*turns to the others*
I like what the Wolf said before. Let him fight a duel. He lives, he can walk, he dies. Well, then, he's dead.
*looks at the Inquisitor*
I was getting pretty hungry, so that would work quite well.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/16 21:49:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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As a matter of fact I did.
*holds up the head of an Ork Warboss*
You want it? A peace offering of sorts I guess. I don't feel like having to fight with your Kroot that much anymore
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 21:53:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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That's good farseer, well eventually the universe may run out of things for her to....
Please not feneris....
You want to take that duel kroot?
Standard rules,no ranged, blades only, first to die, no outside influences or powers?
Seems unfair, im in power armour, taller, stronger and we'll a space marine....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 21:54:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I will accept your offering.
*smiles*
The skull might make a nice drinking cup, or to help with proper proportions when I'm dealing with liquids in my medicines.
And yes, I would like to fight him, if you'd please.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/16 21:55:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You might want to fill up the eye holes then, they're not conducive to drinking, or mixing.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 21:57:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Of course, want a real knife to borrow
*unsheashs combat blade, roates and offers the hilt to b2j*
That ones, well small....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 21:59:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at the Inquisitor] You'd have to let him sober up.
It's not very fair at the moment. [Tickles him under the chin causing very unmanly giggles]
Or, you know, we could just mind wipe him and let him go work with the guard. It is nearly Christmas.
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2015/12/16 22:02:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*takes the knife*
My thanks. I'm sure the Inquisitor wouldn't want to be fighting against a smaller blade.
*turns to WK*
I suppose you're right. Perhaps a lantern, then? I like the eye holes, they more to it.
*faces the Inquisitor*
Well, gue'la, it seems your path of righteousness wasn't as capable as you thought. I am ready to face you.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/16 22:03:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That thing? That's a fething zweilhander!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 22:05:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:*takes the knife*
My thanks. I'm sure the Inquisitor wouldn't want to be fighting against a smaller blade.
*turns to WK*
I suppose you're right. Perhaps a lantern, then? I like the eye holes, they more to it.
*faces the Inquisitor*
Well, gue'la, it seems your path of righteousness wasn't as capable as you thought. I am ready to face you.
Lantern might work. Maybe a jack-o-lantern at the holiday the humans refer to as "Halloween"?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 22:06:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*looks a belt*
Oh, hey, a scabbard. I wonder how that got there.
*pulls scabbard off belt and sheaths sword*
*the blade slides in and the glow decreases*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 22:07:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Combat blade, arastes pattern combat knife.
Made on generis, mono molecular advanced steel with adamnium edged cutting edge,
A fine knife.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 22:20:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*inspects Witch Blade*
I prefer my blade to be honest.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 22:24:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I have a few that's just the standard issue combat knife, power sword, frost blade, thunder hammer. Power axes, depending what mood I'm in....
I could use a force weapon, but power is more reliable. Our codex gives us a good range, I must get a power maul.....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 22:24:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 22:25:42
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 22:30:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Em, so why are we murdering the Inquisitor?
He had his fun, why don't we just mind-wipe him, plant some story about aliens, and drop him off on Terra?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 22:35:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*scuffs foot on the ground*
For honor? They attacked us and tried to kidnap one of us and murder the rest.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/16 22:44:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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He has a point, he did try to kill us all and take our guardsman, plus if we arm him, let him sobre up as tad, its all fair by ferrasian code......
How about we let the farseer decide, she,s normally sensible
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 22:47:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*raises an immaculate eyebrow*
You're asking my opinion?
*considers deeply*
Let me examine his mind to see if he would be partial to a fair duel, if he's not then being "fair" would backfire on you. Give me a bit.
*puts hands on both sides of the Inquisitor's head, eyes glow with power*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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