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And the Eldar say humans are immature, *starts laughing*

*Lying down petting Mr. Wiggles*
*Stares at Kimmy*
Don't you dare...

Of course you Humans are immature. Your race is a child compared to how long the Eldar have existed. You were still trying to figure out fire and the Eldar could already extinguish stars at will.
*Kimmy pants' BC and Verviedi simultaneously*

...I'm not wearing pants. I just wear a full-body ro be.
*Retracts undergarments back under robe*

We have yet to make a chaos God that destroyed 99% of our empire, people and be driven to extinction....

Ok maybe give us a few thousand years but not yet..

... [Looks extremely tired] I should have mentioned it's laundry day. [Refastens trousers and stands up]
This was not how I wanted my daughter to learn anatomy. [Facepalms]

 jhe90 wrote:
We have yet to make a chaos God that destroyed 99% of our empire, people and be driven to extinction....

Ok maybe give us a few thousand years but not yet..

That was the Dark Eldar silly human, and your race is on the very same path that mine was. Keep that in mind.

Ooh you mean normal or sisters version

Less science, more how many ways to cripple a man in under a minute. You have such a glaring weak point.

I could teach her basic self defense and nail painting?

For future record, if you want to see what that looks like, there's a fairly widely distributed video, or I can give you a hands on tutorial. [Cocks finger-guns at WK]

Oh marla already sent that via mass message to entire sisters of battle accounts across 12 sectors. It got some funny replies.

*looks at BC*
Sure you want to risk the deamonette, we saw she knows how to handle a mk 17 whip.

Ok dark eldar, but you still managed to feth up worse than us so far.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
For future record, if you want to see what that looks like, there's a fairly widely distributed video, or I can give you a hands on tutorial. [Cocks finger-guns at WK]

I somehow doubt your girlfriend would approve of your demonstration, but I'm game for it.

*readies own finger-gun*
The difference being my finger gun can actually fire

*looks at on going events*

Finger guns, meh, bolt pistol tops it.
*put hand to compact custom bolt pistol* agh. Such a useful friend.

[Grumbles and goes back to reading a book] You make one joke, and you end up being threatened with gun-hands and being violently [Redacted by the Inquisition for Good Taste] by your thing-friend.

Sometimes it sucks being very expendable. [Flicks page]

I said I was game for a demonstration, but that your girlfriend might disappove. Although, who knows? She might be just fine with it.
*gives BC an unreadable look*

She actively encourages it, mostly because it puts her viewer hits up when the rumours spread. [Looks puzzled]

*looks ast BC *

It's most likely a trap..... She,s not as unreadable to me.

Never underestimate a sister.

I don't know, she was quite happy that time we landed in the warp and a group of Daemonettes got in the tank and shared me... And that time with the Enginseer. And the other Sister, who I'm beginning to suspect was a fraud.

[Rubs neck] When I put it this way I really don't feel like I'm setting a good example.

I'm not sure if you're joking, planning on murdering him with a knife by taking advantage to the lack of clothing present, have been replaced by your sister, or are actually adopting a healthy, less repressed lifestyle.

...I was just going with her thinking it was a magic trick and confetti pops out.
It doesn't.


Usually.

*turns to BC*

A sister you say.... *tuts* ....probably fake, we caught a few. We do not like copy cats.

Plus, well general concecous on your video, sorry, you did not win many partners.

[Winces] Harsh...

And I suspected as much when she had me Tasered fir not knowing all eight verses to a four verse hymn.

*continues giving BC an unreadable look*
Hmm.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Winces] Harsh...

And I suspected as much when she had me Tasered fir not knowing all eight verses to a four verse hymn.

Fething idiots, wait I think we caught her... Yeah, she,s kinda a servitor now, shuffles about with a tea tray. Not even good at that....

Eh, it was you or a inquisitor, rogue trader, and a governor, we have choices, broken commisar is low on points. Sorry, they have far bigger ships, bank accounts and such.

[Mildly perplexed by WK]

Well, this evening certainly has been a showcase of my various finest hours. [Deadpan]

That reminds me. You missed Christmas! [Reaches behind sofa and pulls out a box for WK] I know Eldar like soft fabrics, so I found you this. Sorry about the colour. I'd have gone for more subtle tones, but I had help picking.

I'm incredibly confused. I can see the way machine-spirits react to people nearby. Normally, they're rather consistent when it comes to mimicking certain emotions. But here, they're all just metaphorically staring at this exchange.
I can read that Taldeer is feeling slightly more affectionate and willing than normal, and also... an absence. Slightly less angry? BC is half flustered and confused, slightly happy, and partially wondering whether it would be possible for him to get a memory wipe.
Did I get that right? I'm not very good at reading people's expressions and body language.

Huh? I was wondering about going for a nap, really. Though the mental absolution is fairly similar.

[Yawns and walks into Butter tank. There's spare beds if anyone feels similarly, but I'm wiped.

*gives Verviedi a long look before walking into the Butter Tank and taking one of the spare beds*

Im good, I have a tank of my own
*repressor beeps happily*

Be surprised how much room you have when you minus 5 people and add a few compact folding items.

*waves and walks off to tank*

I thought mind reading was the space wolf's thing?

Never mind, its all witch craft.. I should kill you but meh im tired.

*hatch shuts*

I don't read minds, mamzel. I'm just bored enough to learn body-language and facial reading.
*Dispatches a drone to hover over BC's bed while he sleeps*

(Marla perks up)
(Marla) bored you say.....

*points to dropping hatch and smiles*
Come on, I can fix that problem....