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*rubs fleur de lys brand on check idly*
Yep. Sisters.

*comes back up*

There's your booking document. And flight tickets for transfer.
Otherwise its a 5 hour drive! And that's with a land raider.

*thunder hawk flys off. *

Just sending a crew to tidy it up for you.

[Sits and looks unhappy] ...

Hei'l be awake soon. The medical device only says a day or two at the most to fully clear the warp dust.

*several puppies run over to try and cheer up*

[Holds out arms in exasperation and is jumped on by a puppy] I know he will... That isn't my issue.

*sits down next to BC*
Then what is the issue? You can tell me, I don't have much else to do here except for wait for Marla to demand I return to her.

You mean the whole product of thoughts emotions and such issue that is giving you a identify Crisis and you do not know what to think or do.

Your life is not awful here , and from what I saw in his brain, you... Il not even go there.....

*hands a audio book*
Might help. On shaping the warp and stuff to your own happiness

...It's that I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm learning to be better, but I'm never going to be able to do anything outside of this room without being judged, killed or ostracised... So why bother?
I'm setting myself up to fail. [Looks embarrassed and tired]

Outside the room

Well several are wanted by inquisition, im give or take 10,000 years in wrong time, or in time at same time.

Macha is basicly a eldar kim kardashian and half of us would not last long or succeed outside. V is a a arch techno heratic by now to admech! Our guardsman is suffering massive amnesia, and it goes on.

Your not alone here.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...It's that I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm learning to be better, but I'm never going to be able to do anything outside of this room without being judged, killed or ostracised... So why bother?
I'm setting myself up to fail. [Looks embarrassed and tired]

You do realize that over half of us are wanted by the Inquisition for a list of crimes long enough to make Failbaddon blush? You're not exactly in bad company here. I think the only reason the Ecclesiarchy hasn't tried to kill me is because of the fact that I'm dating a Sister.

*wakes up*

I am wanted by the inquisition?

 sing your life wrote:
*wakes up*

I am wanted by the inquisition?

By virtue of being in the same system as any of us. Yes. Yes you are

Yep, I still have one after me from months of shame. Popped out we where at war with em, they have long memories.

Time travel is odd, ordo Cronus guy got angry I "escaped" into saftey of Horus heresey. As if that was safe, it was prosparo!

[Sighs] Fair.

But, I suppose I've also lost my sense of being.
What do you even call a Daemonette that doesn't fight, or even feth to entrap souls?
A failure at best. I'm no more welcome in the realm of Slaanesh than I am here.

Plus, all of you can be redeemed in some manner. Your belief system is as such, at least. We do not have such an option.

... ... [Picks up a puppy in an attempt to appear distracted] Don't mind me. I'm just lost. It's not really an issue.

Redeemed *laughs and nearly falls over*

From the inquisition.... Redemption to them is a bolt pistol to the head, and that's if there mercyful.

There a law unto themselves.

Yes, but when that happens, if it is true redemption, your soul goes to the better place. The bright one.
I know. I've seen it happen.

 War Kitten wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
*wakes up*

I am wanted by the inquisition?

By virtue of being in the same system as any of us. Yes. Yes you are

Why? What did I did I do? I just want to keep milky man warm and happy.

*snuggles BC tightly*

Welcome to the club!

Someone even made a panned ands everything
*points im wanted by inquisition club sign*
Your safe here. And long as death snow I can whip it into storms to defend the room. Rather effective if not grusome when it hits strength d vs dark eldar paper thin armour.

On and *makes a spectral kitten form and play on syl phasing in and out slightly when stroked* enjoy. Its harmless illusion
True, though I've seen false idols, scattered star gods, and more.
10,000 years give you a odd perspective. Hope yet you know how far man kind decayed.

* gets call*
Got to go. Call about the runes of the 13th. We my be sending z gtreat hunt out looking for Russ.

Ooc space wolf is odd, how old ? 10,000 200? And why in the room reily lol?

Don't feel bad. If such a place exists, I'm sure that I can get you into it. I'm rather good at breaking reality in new and exciting ways.
*Attempts to reassure BC*

*looks at Verviedi wearily*
Can you stop breaking reality? I just got my memory back so I can finally enjoy this reality, and I don't appreciate you trying to break it already.

I'm sure dey'd like ta try to krump me, cuz dey don't fink an Ork is good company, it seems. Ah, no inkwiziter's gonna get any o' us! We'll stomp 'em good and propa if dey try! Dat is, if da deffsnow duzn't krump 'em first! Da only fing dat does scare me is dat Marla and 'er pals. But I don't suspekt dat dey're too keen ta krump us as long as WK's on good terms wif 'er.

But, *accidentally works up own temper quite noticeably* if ANY git tries ta lay a finga on Charlie or any o' his lil' ones, no amount o' stompin' will make 'em pay dearly enuff fer it.

*To Kiln*

"Alright, friend Ork, we understand. As long as Charlie and his offspring don't endanger any of us, we won't hurt them. Now calm down before you hurt yourself."

*Walks into the tavern and sits at a corner table, keeping an eye on everyone.*

*walks by ZS scratching his fleur de Lys brand idly*
I should probably go get training again. Don't want to get soft...
*jogs off to the PDF barracks and over to the weapons range*

....One does not merely ask me to stop building things.

*pops out of the PDF barracks*
I believe I just did ask you to stop that.

 ZergSmasher wrote:
*To Kiln*

"Alright, friend Ork, we understand. As long as Charlie and his offspring don't endanger any of us, we won't hurt them. Now calm down before you hurt yourself."

*Walks into the tavern and sits at a corner table, keeping an eye on everyone.*

Fanks fer yer understandin'. Dey are jus' adurable, dem lil crittas. Sometimes dey grow up and git a lil bit nasty, but den we krump 'em or dey wander out inta da deffsnow and shove off anyhow. We got so many teef and uvver money from our lil pettin' zoo operashun dat we're rivalin' a Bad Moonz klan.

*looks at cutenids*
You thought of pay per view live stream?
People pay to watch cutenids

Aye, that reality, strange gold, screaming insane things. Don,t go playing there! Too dangerous

*food and drink floats round*
Just take what you want.

Oh yeah, bad news. Got any sheilds? Strength 14 and rising death snow storm imbound today. Ap1.
It broke D6 system.

[Blinks awake slowly] ...Did I die again?

...Warm.
[Notices SYL] ...! [Freezes] S-somebody please remove the naked young lady.

Oi, you'z finally awake! I'll try ta help ya free yerself from dis... kat lady. Um.

*Sticks a blunted choppa between SYL and BC and attempts to pry them apart with leverage*

By Mork (or maybe Gork)! Dis one'z gotta heckuva strong grip! Hrgh!

*Finally separates the two*

Dat was roight tuff. I wonda if dis kat lady is why da blue lady slunk off somewhere... Poor git, she wuz gettin' lonely-like. 'ope not.
So, where've ya been all dis time, Kommissar? How'd ya get all zonked out like befure dey found ya?

[Slides out from underneath] Thank you. [Stretches]

Last thing I remember, the Orks I owed money to were shoving packets of warp dust in my mouth and telling me to swallow it and get on a shuttle with some dark Eldar. I didn't want to, but they were very angry.

[Sees Daemonette looking stressed nearby] You guys just let the cat lady sleep on me, and didn't intervene?