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*seems to grow even more, till I am even taller than jhe*
I ALAWYS KNEW HUMIES WERE NUFFIN' BUT A BUNCH OF COWARDLY GROTS!

*Blows whistle, now wearing ref's hat*

Ok, boss, we gots ta check ya out fer growin' so fast. 'Ave ya been takin' any "illisit" substanses dat mighten' be responsabull fer dat? Stare-oids or da likes?

OoC: Not actually questioning WK's new size or power because he krumped the last boss fair and square, just having some fun with privileges of being head nob.

 KommissarKiln wrote:
*Blows whistle, now wearing ref's hat*

Ok, boss, we gots ta check ya out fer growin' so fast. 'Ave ya been takin' any "illisit" substanses dat mighten' be responsabull fer dat? Stare-oids or da likes?

OoC: Not actually questioning WK's new size or power because he krumped the last boss fair and square, just having some fun with privileges of being head nob.

I've jus been fightin' and winnin'

Y'know what time it is? It's Lasgun time!

[Emerges behind TCL] Waste of ammunition is a flogging offense.

B-but Commissar! My officer just ordered first rank fire second rank fire! I am compelled to immediately fire my Lasgun twice unless the enemy is within 56 feet! Then I must fire it thrice!

Over ruled. Authority impirius alpha.
Hold fire, Las gun will not kill that ork.

[Sighs] Nobody's up for flogging these days. [Looks dejected]
He's right though, all you'd achieve is distracting it a bit.

*can be seen arguing with Kiln over the use of illegal growth inducing substances*

*krootox drawn sleds can be seen dragging dozens of ork bodies towards the room*

There, your battles with the other orks will keep us fed for a long while.

*turns to BC*

And in the meantime, the offending Kroot have been dealt with. Your men will have no more complaints about my kindred.

[Looks at Blackjack] Until you run out of Ork, and there's no war. We're just popcorn with flashlights to you guys, aren't we. [Shrugs]

You know we offered you a hunting area on pay per tag basis.

No need to eat the guardsmen. Just pay us for hunting rights.
*hands a book on hunting costs, regulations and tag limits*
Put in 5 languages, low gothic, ferasian, high gothic, ork and binery code.

Commisar, if I had known some of my kin were hunting allies, they would not have been hunting them for long. Allies are not for hunting, we are not trivial savages, despite popular assumptions.

*turns to Jhe*

Wolf, I appreciate what you attempt to do for us, but you are charging us for continuing our way of life. We need the hunt to progress, or at least remain stable in our genetics. There's a reason why we do not just pick up farming, or make artificial foods from factories.

Land maitinece costs, plus maintaining our hunting stock and also a small thunder hawk tax after the fleet got smashed up. Running propper hunting reserve is not free.

Still mending it all. Putting our plans to reclaim mankind's future on hold. Wanted to be off this rock a few days ago.

*shrugs*
More for us then, got enough to last out the deff snow for years. Just brought in 300 tons of kraken meat.

*scratches his head*
About dat Kraken meat.....

Credits or gold only. Teeth are worthless outside ork worlds.

*has a price list sent over*

No. No. It's not about buyin' it. Some of the Squigs got loose over dere earlier..... you have no meat left over....

Damn, *quick voxs orders*

Ok, caught wm, only lost 80tons. Il drop off at your camp to eat em.

*several nets of fat squigs dumped at ork camp*

OI! MAKARI!
*grot runs over*
GET DEM SQUIGS ROUNDED UP AND PUT EM' IN DA SQUIG FIGHTIN' PIT. WE'S GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT!
*grot scurries off*
Any of you gits wanna see some squig fightin?

Aye, better than the blood bowl, pretty bad game and its only first qauter.

*arrives with large metal crate.*
Brought krill, the crazy kraken spawn, its mad but a good laugh in a fighting pit of things get dull. Once beat a man to death with his own foot, whilst attached to his body.

FETH YEA, TIME TO KILL ME SOME PRIMARCH!!!

*Pulls out Heresy-Grade Power Wrench, turns to Jhe and lunges*

ROUND 3 BAYBE!!!

NOW DIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD FIGHT. KRUMP EM' BOYZ!
*me and a horde of Orks swamp Vanden and begin fighting him*
I'M GONNA SQUASH YOU YOU LOUSY RUNT!
*hits Vanden in the side of the head with de-activated power klaw*

*blocks with a shild and hits with a strength 10, ap1 thunder hammer*

Seriously, you angry marines any use at all?

*Take st 10 hit like a baws, takes power-klaw like a baws, Whacks power wrench over the head of WK and slaps Jhe.*

*Gets swarmed by boys and collapses under the ever growing mound on top of his*

*through all the violence and sound only one thing can be heard-FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-...

*the warscream echos through the entire horde*

*forces the boyz back*
THIS ONE'S MINE BOYZ!
*picks up Vanden and slams him into a wall*
LET'S GO YOU LOUSY RUNT! YOUR EDS' GOING ON ME BOSS POLE!
*charges Vanden in Mega Armor*

[Pours gasoline on the heap of Boyz] [Tosses a lit match] Those power Armor suits are flame resistant, right?

*smacks away the match and picks up BC by his ankles*
DID YOU JUST TRY TO BURN MY BOYZ? ONLY I CAN BURN MY BOYZ!
*hurls BC across the Room, where he collides with the daemonette*

*wolf spirit roars out and delivers a single strength D strike to angry head *

Won,t you fething quit!

ITS IN MY NATURE!!!!

*punches Jhe and continues fighting WK whilst screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*quietly chewing in a spit roast squiggly whilst watching the battle*

I feel like sitting this one out. I do have a feeling I'm going to be out of my herbs and first aid supplies after this though.