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Have you seen Tau women? They look the same as the males!


...I think I need to rethink my life. *Sadly clutches the loose pages*

Agh, inquisition. Make nice and all.

*asembles up space wolves etc and walks out in gleaming power armour and full catapracti wolf guard. *

Where's the inquisition! The Sons of Russ await you and along side thee king and first greatwolf!

*keeps storm bolters loaded just incase its a radical*

Ooc next change Il probably bug you all aa floating eye of sauron that got lost after the end of the return of the king.

"What strange heretics. They have worse aim then Orks."

Ah, the space wolves are here as well.

*looks at TCL*

All enemies of the Imperium should look the same. Now, either burn the rest of that propaganda, or I'll do it for you.

*gestures to inferno pistol*
*turns around to look at BC*

Commisar, I hardly doubt the mechanicus is after someone who took one too many hits in his service. But then again, I'm Ordo Xenos, so perhaps I would be wrong?

*laughs before glaring at everyone else in the room*

Now, what's in the tank? There are four soldiers in there, and by the sounds of it, they were attacked.

They aren't truly after him.. It's a bit like when you visit granny in the nursing home and she tells you the staff are stealing her grapes when she sleeps. [Smiles tiredly]

[Looks at tank] You'd not believe me if I told you.

Ah, the man's insane. I would recommend he is dealt with soon. He can be a danger, if he continues to spout out these lies. And we don't want any heresy running around, do we?

And as for your tank, I've seen all sorts of strange things in my time. I give you two options: open the tank, or-

*hand falls onto his inferno pistol*

Oh he's a very good janitor, sir. We just know not to listen to him. You wouldn't want the room to get messy for lack of custodial personnel.. [One handed shoves Verviedi into his office]

[Looks at pistol]
The way I see it sir, is I could open the tank, and make myself disposable... or I could not open the tank, and as it won't open for anyone else, you'd be stuck if you killed me.
You shouldn't open with death as a bargaining chip, it gives you no wiggle room. [Sips coffee]

I'm not insane, what are you talking about?
*Realizes*
Yes, actually I am very much insane.
*Stealthily melts the battery of the inferno pistol*

*orders ancient banner of Russ unfurled*

Not just any space wolves....

The elite of the legion of old under command of the first great wolf.

*steps to front alongside banner bearer*

 Shadowbrand wrote:
"What strange heretics. They have worse aim then Orks."

Nobody has worse aim than an ork...

By the way, who the feth are you?

*Makes a sad face*

Okay, Inquisitor-kun.

*Burns rest of the heresy*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
*Makes a sad face*

Okay, Inquisitor-kun.

*Burns rest of the heresy*

*pats him on the shoulder*
*whispers*
It's alright. The lads have some spare magazines in the barracks. We just need to wait a bit.

If that's not enough, I could always send the Daemonette over to do some stretches in front of you... [Slightly distant facial expression]

[Coughs] I've lost my train of thought entirely.

*gives BC a sharp look*
*whispers harshly*
Are you trying to get us all burned as heretics? The Inquisitor is right fething there!

It would be a new experience, granted.
[Stares back] Death holds very little sting after the third time. Four, if you include the hanging.

So in short... pass.

*smiles coldly at WK*

I want all other Tau propaganda disposed of. You will not get another warning. Improved hearing, it works every time.

*turns to BC*

Now commisar, I can promise a fate worse than death. But I'd rather not got to such extremes. It's a lot of paperwork, as I'm sure you'd understand, being a commisar. Now, would you kindly open the tank? I'm not leaving my men inside of the tank, and you kidnapping them would not go well in the books.

*looks at Jhe*

Surely you don't mean Leman Russ? That Wolf was last seen running into the Eye of Terror.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*smiles coldly at WK*

I want all other Tau propaganda disposed of. You will not get another warning. Improved hearing, it works every time.

*turns to BC*

Now commisar, I can promise a fate worse than death. But I'd rather not got to such extremes. It's a lot of paperwork, as I'm sure you'd understand, being a commisar. Now, would you kindly open the tank? I'm not leaving my men inside of the tank, and you kidnapping them would not go well in the books.

*looks at Jhe*

Surely you don't mean Leman Russ? That Wolf was last seen running into the Eye of Terror.

Aw feth.
*runs off to the barracks*

*booms out*

I am the real leman Russ!
I went on a quest to find the lost primarchs. I did. I met the lion, the fire drake, Dorn and Kahn.

On 1000 planets I crushed chaos, on Armageddon we faced the legions infernal of angorn. Dueled against my Traitor brothers , now I return to finish my final orders from the emperor.

To bring back hope, and restore this dying Impirium. Don,t lie, I saw its golden age, this a dim time. The primarchs will return! Hope is rekindled!

[Looks at the inquisitor tiredly] A fate worse than death?
Unless you're talking about a job in administration, I do not believe you.

However if your men are in my tank, it is not kidnapping, they are dead.

[Wanders over and talks quietly to the tank] [Tank beeps]
[After a few moments, a hatch opens and ejects four dead guard and a terrified and naked fifth guard, covered in streamers]
Close enough.

*guard slam fists into breastplates shouting Russ*

*laughs*
That tank, you don,t want to meet what's in that tank!
Some things best left alone.

*column of Leman Russ Battle Tanks and Hellhounds zoom by, with me and other Guardsmen hanging onto one of the Russes*

A fine name sake!

Aye its no baneblade, but its good at blowing up heretics.

Glad to see you kept them in production

*as the Russes drive by*
No time to talk! Incoming hostiles!
*the Russes in the front begin to fire at an unseen foe*

@Warkitten

I am a healer ser, I have word the plight of unbelief has spread among the local Hive?

*Tents fingers* I am a servant of the Ordo Herectus.

Ahhh! Actual fighting! I mean... Yay! An actual fighting!

*ducks behind brickwall with camo blanket*

By the Emperor! Guards, secure this man!

*two scions drag the man towards the dropship*

Now commisar, every man has his fears. It's just a matter of finding them. Now, I have a feeling I have barely scratched the surface of this place. A primarch, a commisar idly speaking of daemons and dying several times, and one lunatic babbling about the mechanicus.

*sighs*

Is there anything Xenos related here? Officially, I was sent here to deal with any unsanctioned xenos, not any heretics or chaos. If any of you wish to present yourselves to my office with proof of chaos, I'll happily take care of it, but it isn't my department. Now, I'm only going to ask this once: Where's the xeno?

*Russes drive out of the Room still firing on the unseen foe*
*teleports in*
*cracks her neck*
Oy vey I hate Seer Council meetings.
*sees 2BJ1*
Oh for the love of Isha!

[Eyes flick over to Verviedi's servitors] Fears? I don't remember.

And other than the Orks that you possibly saw out there, I'm not aware of any unsanctioned xeno here. We have Kroot under mercenary contract.

*Stumbles back in after day or so of recovery from near-death experience with inferno-pistol round, then glares at 2BJ1*

Oi, dat zoggin' hurt somefink awful! Stupid humie git musta missed da memo about not krumpin' each uvver 'round here. In fact, if yer here at all, it's prob'ly cuz dem uvver Inkwiziterz ya used ta work fer got a bone ta pick wif ya, and want ya dead just as much as us! Dontcha know dat's why da all o' us are here? If we were hangin' out like dis anywhere else, most o' us would already 'ave been krumped! Wif dat said... Welkome to da outkasts!

OOC sorry bout yesterday, internet got broke and i couldnt fix it

BIC ORKS, A SPACE WOLF PRIMARCH...ELDAR AND THE FETHED INQUISITION...WHAT MORE CAN THIS...PLANET THROW AT US...

*Lifts Chainfist and waddles towards eldar witch*

DIE YOU FAIRY-ASSED SPACEGAK