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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:42:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pants' TCL and ties his boot laces together without even looking*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:43:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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THE WITCH HAS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM ME...IT IS THE INQUISITOR WHO SHOULD TREAD LIGHTLY...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:44:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*slips past everyone into Verviedi's office I'm the confusion*
[Sounds of shouting]
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:45:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Trips and falls over* fething Eldar! You're lucky my Lasgun is out of juice.
*Goes to untie boot laces*
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:47:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Turns and punches hole through wall* NOW YOU DIE DICKGAK!!!...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/09 00:48:17
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:48:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*slips into Verviedi's office after 2BJ1 when everyone is distracted*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:49:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*turns to face WK and Vanden*
Alright, which dies first?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:53:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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SIMPLE...YOU!!!!...
*Fires assault cannon whilst charging 2BJ1*
YOU SHOULDA STAYED IN THE HEATED GAK-HOLE YOU FETHING CAME FROM!!!!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:53:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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*Stands ups and brushes self off. Gets down to reload Lasgun*
I really wish I had a Meltagun. Then I could kill pretty much anything. Even a Titan if a shot it enough times!
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:54:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Ducks inside to avoid SYL] All talk, no trousers. [Sighs] No wonder you have such an in depth knowledge of Macha's collection, Inquisitor. You must very rarely venture out and speak to people, because otherwise you'd know that idle threats get old. [Spins disc in hands and tosses it into the air]
[Small drone begins hovering and inspecting the area]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:55:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You.
*raises Shuriken Pistol and fires a volley into 2BJ1 and nearly overloads his shield before charging*
*flurry of blows with Witch Blade*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 00:58:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Ducks inside to avoid SYL] All talk, no trousers. [Sighs] No wonder you have such an in depth knowledge of Macha's collection, Inquisitor. You must very rarely venture out and speak to people, because otherwise you'd know that idle threats get old. [Spins disc in hands and tosses it into the air]
[Small drone begins hovering and inspecting the area]
Heeeeeey Commissar-kuun~! I'm supposed to be arresting you to send you to space jail. Inquisitor-chan's orders.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 01:13:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Revealed to be levitating and surrounded by orbiting screens, in full advanced, white armor*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 02:51:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches 2BJ1 in the face*
Hi Verviedi! A little help here would be appreciated!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 02:57:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Slaps 2BJ1 with chainfist, overloading shields* ISNT THIS ALL THE HELP...YOU NEED FARSEER?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/09 02:58:53
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:10:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*teleports several feet behind everyone*
The sooner I can bag a heretic or xeno, the sooner I'm gone from your life!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/09 03:11:24
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:14:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*fires off another volley of Shuriken fire at 2BJ1*
Or I can just end your wretched existence and save us all the trouble.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/02/09 03:14:47
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:16:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I USUALLY DONT AGREE WITH XENOS...BUT IT WILL TAKE...A LOT LESS TIME...TO KILL YOU...THEN WAIT FOR YOU...TO FIND THE NON-EXISTENCE HERETIC AMONG US...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:22:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...This is going to turn horrible very quickly.
*Enormous silver lightning bolts begin to strike randomly, and holes in reality replace random molecules in the air*
*The weapons systems mounted on the Dreadnought begin to warp and twist, and 2BJ1's Inferno Pistol turns into a sock puppet*
*Psychic storm continues to grow, lashing the paint job on the butter-tank*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:27:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*completely unaffected by the lightning bolts*
Did my cousin teach you that? This smacks of her style of spell casting.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:32:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FETHING GAK-GAKING VOLUPTUOUS WITCH ON A SWIVEL CHAIR!!!!! WHAT THE FETH HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FETHING CHAINFIST/ASS-CANNON?!?!?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 03:59:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Sgt. Vanden wrote:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FETHING GAK-GAKING VOLUPTUOUS WITCH ON A SWIVEL CHAIR!!!!! WHAT THE FETH HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FETHING CHAINFIST/ASS-CANNON?!?!?
I'm flattered by the compliment, but I prefer my men to be.... how do you humans say? Not crippled.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:05:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Wow. There is more heresy here than the entire Eye of Terror.
Also, that lady has -nothing- on Tau women.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:06:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*To Vanden*
"Stop screaming at my Eldar friend. In fact, stop screaming period. She didn't do anything to your weapons, I think Verviedi did it."
*Turns to Verviedi*
"You're not making any friends around here with your craziness, Terran."
*Activates personal shield and energy blades as a precaution*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:09:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Holy gak. Are you a Draenei?! I didn't know this was Azeroth!
Time to get my oversized hammer and spikey shoulderpads!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/09 04:09:40
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:12:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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TheCustomLime wrote:Holy gak. Are you a Draenei?! I didn't know this was Azeroth!
Time to get my oversized hammer and spikey shoulderpads!
*walks around TCL inspecting him*
Yes. You will do nicely.
*hits TCL over the head with an oversized hammer and drags him off*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:15:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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War Kitten wrote: Sgt. Vanden wrote:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FETHING GAK-GAKING VOLUPTUOUS WITCH ON A SWIVEL CHAIR!!!!! WHAT THE FETH HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FETHING CHAINFIST/ASS-CANNON?!?!?
I'm flattered by the compliment, but I prefer my men to be.... how do you humans say? Not crippled.
I WASNT TALKING TO YOU!!!...ME SAYING WITCH WAS AN AUTOCORRECT!!!...IM TRYING TO FETHING PUMMEL V WITH HIS ENTRAILS...BUT THATS KINDA HARD WITHOUT ANY FETHING HANDS!!!...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:21:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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War Kitten wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:Holy gak. Are you a Draenei?! I didn't know this was Azeroth!
Time to get my oversized hammer and spikey shoulderpads!
*walks around TCL inspecting him*
Yes. You will do nicely.
*hits TCL over the head with an oversized hammer and drags him off*
feth yeah I will. I'm a level 100 arms warrior with 100k dps on trash and-
*Is knocked unconscious and dragged away*
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:22:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Great, an unknown type of Eldar shows up.
*draws a scythian venom talon after dropping the inferno pistol*
Enough of this! I see that this place is too corrupted for any campaign to burn to its entirety. Now, I offer you a choice: endless war from the Imperium against this place, or freedom. This entire place has one of the most unstable warp currents known to the Imperium. Eventually it will move on to a new place, and start this whole cycle over again. But I can let you all leave on your merry way, and I go back to the Imperium, where heresy doesn't corrode every corner, as much the Ordo Malleus suspects.
Now, I can't go back empty handed, I'll be executed for incompetence, and this place will be bookmarked for cleansing. No matter how many of your precious witches are on the ground, several tons of the Life Eater Virus will still kill off anything here. So, find me a xenos I can bring along, and then I'll leave this place.
*sighs*
I've already damned myself by offering this.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/09 04:25:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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FETH IT GIVE HIM THE KROOT!!!...A MERCS A MERC...
OOC this'll do wonders if you ever go back to playing the kroot
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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